Why I’m no longer a Christian

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#440832 Jan 31, 2013
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text> I had a good laugh when I read this post.
I think it may be akin to some of the archaic laws in the US states.'Have you had sex with a mule?' for some reason reminded me of one of those laws. In one state ( I can't remember which one at the moment) it is illegal to have sex in a shopping cart.
So, if there is a law against it, at least one person/couple must have done it at one time or another. I think that's where the concern comes from. A couple must have tried sex in a shopping cart and someone saw them and all aghast, must have made an impression on the state/county/city to make it against the law. Same thing with having sex with a mule. I can't for the life of me understand how having sex with a mule would hurt the mule, but God was certainly concerned about it enough to make it one of the ten commandments. Funny he thought it so important to have it written in stone and didn't write a single thing about homosexuality. Funny also that he thought it was worse than the rape of another human being or the enslavement of other humans.
LOL All kinds of responses to this...

Darn...I didn't know anyone was looking...or...

Is that sex in a shopping cart going down a steep hill...or...

Well...better not post the other responses.

I remember reading in one state (maybe Georgia) that it is illegal to tie your giraffe to a light post. In another it is illegal to give your horse a bath in your bathtub. There definitely should have been commandments about that!

Whether one adheres to 613 or just 10 commandments it is as if one was set up to fail. Most have no problem following most of the 10. One can not always control the thought sins. Yet it is just as sinful to think of lust as it is to act upon it.

If a God created us he created us sexual human beings...then punishes for acting upon those feelings unless you follow some set of rules.

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#440833 Jan 31, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
Annie and WN, I know sometimes life can be confusing. Maybe this may help...
And I quote:
This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on.
I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.
:by King Missile
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =mIUk08iYZKEXX&feature=you tube_gdata_player
LOL That is a hoot! Also answered all my questions...except what is is a "Member" of.

We can always depend on you X to enlighten us.

LOL

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

Location hidden

#440834 Jan 31, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
c.- The one who refused to offer a sacrifice to a miserable prick.
Beazle, the child Adam and Eve refused to talk about.
"c.-..."

that's essentially how cain despised the Sacrafice/Christ too!!!

jealous brother, don't hate us cuz we've been accepted and made righteous:)

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

Location hidden

#440835 Jan 31, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
Huh?
Put down the hash/crack/opium pipe.
it figures that you got all confused with a simple equation about true righteousness....sigh:(

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

Location hidden

#440836 Jan 31, 2013
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text> First of all, sins are just self-induced nonsense. When I do something that is an error, a mistake, I honestly try to make up for it. I really try not to be hypocritical but I am sure there are times when I have been, especially when I was a practicing Christian.
That's all there is to it, waassuupp. You make amends in this lifetime because if you just ask an invisible deity to forgive you and keep doing the same thing, you've not only not learned anything but prove yourself to be a liar and a fool. Do you think God thinks you are repentant when you continue in the same behavior time after time? Do you think that asking a woman for a date when you are already married is not breaking one of God's laws? You've done it here repeatedly yet seem to think that law doesn't apply to you. If you covet another man's wife/girlfriend, you have already committed the sin in your mind according to the Bible.
Maybe you should work on the pile of trash in your own back yard before calling the cops because your neighbor left a hairpin laying in her driveway.
"First of all, sins are just self-induced nonsense"

1 - i never ever trust someone who can't admit they're wrong! i've learned this from working with cons in prison.

"I honestly try to make up for it"

2 - how could you ever make up for murdering the innocent Son of God?!

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#440837 Jan 31, 2013
The blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin. If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness" (1John 1:7, 9).

Thanks be to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#440838 Jan 31, 2013
Im a sinner saved by grace
UdiotRaceAMKEWOR LDPEACE

United States

#440839 Jan 31, 2013
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text> This post proves one thing: You can absorb and vomit out the indoctrinal things you read/hear, but have no clue about anything else.
Philonic. One 'l', not two. Look up Philonic Judaism. Then look up Augustinian Christianity in America. Maybe you can un-muddy the waters of your mind just long enough to understand a conversation.
Also look up English Grammar 101. It does not start with 'R U'. And yes, I'm a purist trying to save the English language from fools who mostly communicate by cell phone and have no real conversations, nor do they write in any intelligible literary form.
Even Hukt on Fonix? I'm not one been indoctrinate but you and others who kowtow to extremist Religious views are ones dividing world to wars... You need to look up Leo Straussian Philosophy and Jocobian precepts and the Neo-malthusians Castrophe as these tide in with radical right wing Xtain Coalition evil works... You need look up Critical thinking skill 101, and logical reasoning 101, foreign affair 101, peace studies 101... know now sister religious nut get to work also and you communicate through the air with reaching out to others with you man-made gods as been brainwashed and indoctrinated by Religious Conmans who preach to god of Money and earthly needs and wars , very few good mens; mens with reason but without moral will do what its nation and the world? You need to get out more , instead in a kowtow stuffy mad man-made religions who rarely teach about world Peace ... but it about my religion is better than yours and vice versa this often likely lead to wars between brothers, nations and you soul... YA YA YADA YAP YAPIty YAP Do involve yourself in other dimensions , the worldly views not through man-made religions , you religious hermit butty girl ! MWBJAHHAAHHAHAhaa
UdiotRaceAMKEWOR LDPEACE

United States

#440840 Jan 31, 2013
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text> That's not a sense of humor. It's the normal fundie barb that only fundies think is funny because they do not have the intelligence to actually make a joke. Well, except of themselves.
No fundie! U FUNdie, humor me?
UdiotRaceAMKEWOR LDPEACE

United States

#440841 Jan 31, 2013
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text>After reading your posts, I doubt seriously that your 'member' deserves a capital 'M'.
So you starved for the for my member... you dirty religious hermit girl!

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#440842 Jan 31, 2013
UdiotRaceAMKEWORLDPEACE wrote:
<quoted text>Even Hukt on Fonix? I'm not one been indoctrinate but you and others who kowtow to extremist Religious views are ones dividing world to wars... You need to look up Leo Straussian Philosophy and Jocobian precepts and the Neo-malthusians Castrophe as these tide in with radical right wing Xtain Coalition evil works... You need look up Critical thinking skill 101, and logical reasoning 101, foreign affair 101, peace studies 101... know now sister religious nut get to work also and you communicate through the air with reaching out to others with you man-made gods as been brainwashed and indoctrinated by Religious Conmans who preach to god of Money and earthly needs and wars , very few good mens; mens with reason but without moral will do what its nation and the world? You need to get out more , instead in a kowtow stuffy mad man-made religions who rarely teach about world Peace ... but it about my religion is better than yours and vice versa this often likely lead to wars between brothers, nations and you soul... YA YA YADA YAP YAPIty YAP Do involve yourself in other dimensions , the worldly views not through man-made religions , you religious hermit butty girl ! MWBJAHHAAHHAHAhaa
Okey dokey...I am going to get right on that.
chnuphis

Morehead, KY

#440843 Jan 31, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>
? IDunno??
Any suggestions?
if you're speaking of edgar cayce, he never channeled anyone. he read the akashic records; which is what the buddhist and hindus speak of

http://wisdomquarterly.blogspot.com/2010/01/a...

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#440844 Jan 31, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
It makes sense but so do a lot of other ways of looking at it.
In general what we do "know" is that it is far from a first hand account of any activities of Jesus, the Apostles or Paul let alone a "true and accurate account" of much of anything except the gullibility and self deceit of humans.
If a Christian 1st cent.'DSS' is ever discovered I think many people (believers and non) will be sorely vexed.
Of course not. Luke/Acts is a work of fiction masquerading as history. It is based in part on some version of Mark, a polemic against the Twelve and their teaching. Luke, unlike Mark, wants apostolic authority. He relies on Mark but tones the rhetoric down. The closest followers of Jesus are no longer a threat -- or even alive. The first generation has passed, and the Jerusalem church as been long dispersed. Luke often is dated to the 80's, but outliers such as Burton Mack date it to the first quarter of the 2nd century. Regardless, it is time to take apostolic authority from its next of kin.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#440845 Jan 31, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
<quoted text>
Okey dokey...I am going to get right on that.
LOL.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#440846 Jan 31, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
Im a sinner saved by grace
No. You're just a clown.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#440847 Jan 31, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
....how could you ever make up for murdering the innocent Son of God?!
What a hoot.

Do you clowns ever actually think about the nonsense you spew?
duststorm

League City, TX

#440849 Jan 31, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
The blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin. If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness" (1John 1:7, 9).
Thanks be to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
All unrighteousness. Amen

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#440852 Jan 31, 2013
chnuphis wrote:
<quoted text>if you're speaking of edgar cayce, he never channeled anyone. he read the akashic records; which is what the buddhist and hindus speak of
http://wisdomquarterly.blogspot.com/2010/01/a...
Interesting.

“I Am No One Else”

Since: Apr 12

Seattle

#440853 Jan 31, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
<quoted text>
Jealous lonely atheist.
Welcome to the internet. Most people online actually hang out with other people they talk to online. It's just when we're not able to hang out in person, usually because we work and stuff, we communicate through the internet. It's particularly nice during those long flights to Paris or Rome for business trips, to be able to say "hello" to our fellow atheist friends.

There, now you know what it's like to not be lonely.

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#440854 Jan 31, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
<quoted text>
No. You're just a clown.
DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING! !! Wake up Chess, Were you born ignorant, or, are you a self-taught moron? Here's a little hint for you, Miss Chess ... now, don't break out in a cold sweat and let this pertinent information overwhelm your peanut sized brain: Read this well known FACT, provided to you commercial free, by your hero, Bro. Clownie !!!!!!!! Im a born again christian... now go write on the blackboard 1001 times !!!!! Clownie is my hero

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