Why I知 no longer a Christian

Since: Jul 10

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#440603 Jan 30, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
Their sins and iniquities will I remember no more" (Hebrews 10:17).
"I will forgive their iniquity, and I will remember their sin no more" (Jeremiah 31:34).
I love the word of God. Some on here don't understand the word
I understand it. Your invisible friend has Oldtimer's disease, ergo, CRS, Can't Remember Shit, might as well forgive it.

Since: Jul 10

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#440604 Jan 30, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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How do you like your Prius?
With Bolognese sauce.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#440605 Jan 30, 2013
Bigger Baby Jeebus wrote:
<quoted text>Slacker. What would Wolfe Tone say?
Possibly something like:

"I have laboured to abolish the infernal spirit of religious persecution, by uniting the Catholics and Dissenters. To the former I owe more than ever can be repaid. The service I was so fortunate as to render them they rewarded munificently; but they did more: when the public cry was raised against me謡hen the friends of my youth swarmed off and left me alone葉he Catholics did not desert me; they had the virtue even to sacrifice their own interests to a rigid principle of honour; they refused, though strongly urged, to disgrace a man who, whatever his conduct towards the Government might have been, had faithfully and conscientiously discharged his duty towards them; and in so doing, though it was in my own case, I will say they showed an instance of public virtue of which I know not whether there exists another example." - Theobald Wolfe Tone, Speech from the Dock.

He was a Prod, y'know.

“How You Treat Me”

Since: May 10

Determines How I Treat You

#440606 Jan 30, 2013
Snevaeh legna wrote:
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Just saying, you can attract more bee's with honey then, well you know...
Without compromising my beliefs, I have learned a lot 'here' from non-believer's. Some Christians can be downright hateful as well. I just don't insist they see it my way, unless they ask...
waaasssuuup wrote:
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sweetheart, you couldn't be more correct!:)[/QUTOE]

Still trying to hit on women, are you? "Sweetheart...." I wonder how your wife would feel about that...if she knew...

[QUOTE who="waaasssuuup"] <quoted text> i'm always trying to do whatever to have some objective dialogue around Christ.
Is *that* what you call it? "Objective?" Like when you say, "I have jesus in me, and everything you say against jesus is anti-christ and inspired by satan. Now, let's talk."

You call *that* objective?
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>but, since Christ is Thee ultimate litmus test between Goodness & evil/truth & darkness, sometimes just my saying "hi" will bring the demons to the surface in some.
Poor, poor you--you're so persecuted, aren't you?
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text> truth is truly stranger than fiction in this respect and it never ceases to amaze me:)[/QUTE]

You wouldn't know the truth if it grew fangs and bit you on the ass.

[QUOTE who="waaasssuuup"] <quoted text>
regarding trying different approaches with the Gospel message,
Even when the person you're preaching at doesn't want it.
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text> Jesus said; "we tried playing a joyfull tune & you would not dance, so we tried playing a funeral durge and you would not weep" (my paraphrase)
That's now your "paraphrase," you are blatantly making up shit again.

Your jesus never lived--he's a myth.

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#440607 Jan 30, 2013
Bigger Baby Jeebus wrote:
<quoted text>I understand it. Believe or drown, then, believe or burn. Such tenor, such grace, such civility. Such utter, objective, nonsense.
you're dumb

“How You Treat Me”

Since: May 10

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#440608 Jan 30, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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Do I get a costume?
No capes!
waaasssuuup wrote:
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you really don't need one. a PC nazi just has to enter a room and the smugness that eminates from them immediately gives them away;)
You just described yourself. Your pal Hitler was a christian, just like you.

Since: Jul 10

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#440609 Jan 30, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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I see.
That certainly explains a lot.
Thanks.
Can I have a costume if I want one?
Oh, pick the Ruyard Kipling costume. I loved his In-Da-Ga-Da-Vida drum solo. Wait, or did he play drums on Riki-Tiki-Tavi?

“How You Treat Me”

Since: May 10

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#440610 Jan 30, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
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Mark 16:15
He said to them,敵o into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation.
We don't need it, and we don't want it. Go sell your snake oil somewhere else.

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

Since: Jun 12

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#440611 Jan 30, 2013
Bigger Baby Jeebus wrote:
<quoted text>You're not on a computer now? It's magic. She's a witch! Burn her!
Hey now, be nice :)... Maybe you haven't heard of iphone?

Since: Jul 10

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#440612 Jan 30, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Possibly something like:
"I have laboured to abolish the infernal spirit of religious persecution, by uniting the Catholics and Dissenters. To the former I owe more than ever can be repaid. The service I was so fortunate as to render them they rewarded munificently; but they did more: when the public cry was raised against me謡hen the friends of my youth swarmed off and left me alone葉he Catholics did not desert me; they had the virtue even to sacrifice their own interests to a rigid principle of honour; they refused, though strongly urged, to disgrace a man who, whatever his conduct towards the Government might have been, had faithfully and conscientiously discharged his duty towards them; and in so doing, though it was in my own case, I will say they showed an instance of public virtue of which I know not whether there exists another example." - Theobald Wolfe Tone, Speech from the Dock.
He was a Prod, y'know.
Interesting, right. It almost seems as though he was a fence a sitting. Funny how we forgot all about that terrorism that your countrymen endured for "religious freedom" for so long. I have a dear friend still deaf in one ear, fortunate that was as far as it went in Belfast that day. Damn Christers.

“How You Treat Me”

Since: May 10

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#440613 Jan 30, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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sure you can dude, i don't pretend to make up those rules! altho, i may be able to offer some advice:
instead of the out-dated & old fasioned cape, today's pretentious & self-asserting 'brilliant' PC nazi's
You forgot to shine your swastika.

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

Since: Jun 12

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#440614 Jan 30, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> No clue what you mean.
Forgive me, wrong poster...

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#440615 Jan 30, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
Being justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ. Being now justified by his blood, we shall be saved from wrath through him. By the righteousness of one the free gift came upon all men unto justification of life. So by the obedience of one shall many be made righteous" (Romans 5:1, 9, 18, 19).
Get SAVED
YOU WON'T REGRET IT
Your faith is weak. Your faith is so, so weak. The only way you can validate it in your own vacuous mind is by attempting to impose it onto the rest of us. You fail every time. Your faith is weakening.

Since: Jul 10

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#440616 Jan 30, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>you're dumb
Yes, because I refuse to consider antiquated, subjective, utterly ridiculous nonsense about vindictive, torturous, invisible sky daddies who will take my soul in my sleep and send it to have it permanently pressed by a tailor with horns and a pointed tail. Yep, that certainly puts me at the lower end of the intelligence scale.

“How You Treat Me”

Since: May 10

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#440617 Jan 30, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>thanks for those stats! Gut, I will take this knowledge to my grave....
He lied to you. But you don't mind; he's another christian.

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#440618 Jan 30, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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It is you who mocks it "T" by the very fact that you say you believe it...yet don't follow it. Most of the time you leave some of us with the impression that you are using it as a joke book...that go to place to get your one-liners.
Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling, not according to our works, but according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us in Christ Jesus before the world began" (2Timothy 1:9).

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#440619 Jan 30, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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Do I get a costume?
No capes!
<quoted text>
You just described yourself. Your pal Hitler was a christian, just like you.
A Christian, yes, but, not anything like wasssuuuup. Hitler actually convinced people to follow sky daddy. Wassuup couldn't get Fat Camp to follow him to the church buffet.

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#440620 Jan 30, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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What is that?
I have no idea. I read it here. Clown was waxing poetically about it, so, I assumed it was an offbeat beatoff to Jeebus site. How are you?

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#440621 Jan 30, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
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Amen Clownie <3
You should use that line in church. It's apt.

“How You Treat Me”

Since: May 10

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#440622 Jan 30, 2013
Bigger Baby Jeebus wrote:
<quoted text>Dustorm, my Topix CBILF is here? Where? Hot sauce!
Currently hiding under her rock.

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