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#440582 Jan 30, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>where will you be???? Im glad you are not the judge.. all will be judged but not all have salvation.. you must be born again .. read all the bible and get into a bible believing church, not topix for your instuctions...
I've been saved by the blood of Jesus!!!! I've been forgiving past sin, todays sin, and future sin, Jesus love is amazing
Which churches, exactly, don't believe in the Booble? That must be a shorter list, since Christerdom is based on that not-good-enough-for-rolling-pa per screed. So, tell me, Jester, which churches are and which are not Bobble-belieberin' churches?

“My Karma Killed Your Dogma”

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#440583 Jan 30, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
<quoted text>
:p lol.. How are you Kait? Liking offbeat? I'm pretty hooked just haven't had much time for it lately...
<3
Actually, I just deleted it from my tracker. There's just...nothing there.

“I want three words:”

Since: Dec 12

"Woman. Atheist. Anarchist."

#440584 Jan 30, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>I gave you some props over on offbeat
Awww... Fanx muchly :) I'll give you some back when I get on my puter.
Blessings <3

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#440585 Jan 30, 2013
Hello,

Hot nymphs, Irish vagabonds, Vidorian legends, Chess-playing jurists, Catholic pugilists, Hip Diagnoses, Spiritual guides, wolves, witches, and dumb-ass Christer snitches, how is everything in the hippest, coolest, most Xcntric, most eclectic, most electric, most ridiculous, meticulous, vertiginous, solicitous, ambiguous, solicitous, religulous thread on the tubes? I see WINLAC's little mascot, Beijar's Beyotch, is still wandering and waxing poetically about how he has to spend so much time worrying about how much time he has to spend so much time worrying about how much time he has to spend so much time worrying about how much time mac nymphs.

Same as it ever was.

“My Karma Killed Your Dogma”

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#440586 Jan 30, 2013
Janitor Of The LORD wrote:
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Good one. Seems to be her goal.
The message was for duststorm. It's her hell; she can go there.

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#440587 Jan 30, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Drat, and I'm only at 30K!
Slacker. What would Wolfe Tone say?

“My Karma Killed Your Dogma”

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#440588 Jan 30, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
to the PC nazi, bigotry, prejudice and discrimination are exceptable practices only when aimed...
...by christians like you.

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#440589 Jan 30, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> If that's the case, then you can also conclude that Enki is the creator of man, and Enlil is the dual role god/satan, and Abrum was in cahoots with Enki as a commander of forces in the battle of the kings....that would also assume that the Annunaki are the "gods" that created man, and that all the succession of kingships came from for thousands and thousands of years. A-N-D--that Marduk was also Aten/Akhenaten at the time Abrum as well as Moses was in Egypt when Tut was killed...and Abrum was indeed the general that was in place to stop the advance of the army set to invade Sinai and/or Egypt ---and the reason was to kill Marduk(Aten/Akhenaten/Tut(son) )...and that being the reason "Abrum" was chosen to be "god's" (Enki's) leader of a new "race".
If this is the real story, Abrahamism takes on a more realistic beginning, at the cost of the credibility of the "Abrahamic" fabrication that you know of today as the Torah-OT-NT of the abrahamic tradition(and of course Quran).
i have figured it our. When you die, the light, at the end of the tunnel? That's just you being pushed out of another vagina. No wonder babies cry. No vacation between stints.

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#440590 Jan 30, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
<quoted text>
Awww... Fanx muchly :) I'll give you some back when I get on my puter.
Blessings <3
You're not on a computer now? It's magic. She's a witch! Burn her!

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#440591 Jan 30, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
The message was for duststorm. It's her hell; she can go there.
Dustorm, my Topix CBILF is here? Where? Hot sauce!

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#440592 Jan 30, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
Bah.
"Five years have past; five summers, with the length
Of five long winters! and again I hear
These waters, rolling from their mountain-springs
With a sweet inland murmur.ó
Once again
Do I behold these steep and lofty cliffs,
Which on a wild secluded scene impress
Thoughts of more deep seclusion; and connect
The landscape with the quiet of the sky.
The day is come when I again repose
Here, under this dark sycamore, and view
These plots of cottage-ground, these orchard-tufts,
Which, at this season, with their unripe fruits,
Among the woods and copses lose themselves,
Nor, with their green and simple hue, disturb
The wild green landscape. Once again I see
These hedge-rows, hardly hedge-rows, little lines
Of sportive wood run wild; these pastoral farms,
Green to the very door; and wreathes of smoke
Sent up, in silence, from among the trees,
With some uncertain notice, as might seem,
Of vagrant dwellers in the houseless woods,
Or of some hermit's cave, where by his fire
The hermit sits alone..."
- Wordsworth
"You like poetry? Let me show you my Longfellow" = Rodney Dangerfield

“My Karma Killed Your Dogma”

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#440593 Jan 30, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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i'm sure he is; i'm sure there are many 'nice' PC nazi's
Anybody who doesn't believe as you do is a "pc Nazi," right? Because you are a hateful, ignorant religionist?

And you claim not to be a bigot?

“My Karma Killed Your Dogma”

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#440594 Jan 30, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
The blood of Jesus Christ...
You christians sure are obsessed with blood.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

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#440595 Jan 30, 2013
Snevaeh legna wrote:
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Hello BT,:) How have you been? I haven't come up with any interesting Physic questions as of yet. Have you ever studied on the variety of 'Galaxy Morphologies?'... I hope I have the correct poster, it looks as though you may have changed your Avavtar.. SL :)
No clue what you mean.

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#440596 Jan 30, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>I gave you some props over on offbeat
Funny, because normally you hang out on the opposite site. I know the joke is sophisticated, but, give it a few minutes, it'll come on you.

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#440597 Jan 30, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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Christian circle jerk.
Is that what happens on the "offbeat" site?

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#440598 Jan 30, 2013
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text> I'll proudly bear that age reference. I am glad to have lived long enough to see my children grown, two grandchildren grown (well, of age anyway) and one great grandchild born. If my grandchildren see as much change in the world and as much improvement, I'll be happy and wish I could see it all too.
Old age ain't for sissies, but it is wonderful.
Cheers! Howzit?

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#440600 Jan 30, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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I see the point that what is significant is that it worked, and still works today, for Sunday School Christians.
It would change an aspect of Acts if it was edited. It would mean that the original author never intended to commit fraud. Given that there is no 1st person inserted into Luke or much of Acts, I'd say it is certainly plausible.
Could it be an attempt to make Luke the author? That would be about the third quarter of the second century, eh?
I met a Sunday School Christian in France. Padre Le Pew.

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#440601 Jan 30, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>when you say follow it by your understanding? which you don't understand the grace of God
I understand it. Believe or drown, then, believe or burn. Such tenor, such grace, such civility. Such utter, objective, nonsense.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#440602 Jan 30, 2013
Bigger Baby Jeebus wrote:
<quoted text>Is that what happens on the "offbeat" site?
What is that?

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