Why I’m no longer a Christian

Since: Mar 09

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#439978 Jan 28, 2013
Jorge W Arbusto wrote:
<quoted text>When invoking accuracy, it would be best not to use the historically most edited tome as an example. Even Cujo got a better movie treatment.
Nah...that movie was nothing more than a smear campaign organized by anti-PETA activists. The real Cujo was super-friendly.

“Headless Body in Topless Bar”

Since: Sep 07

Hygiene, Colorado

#439979 Jan 28, 2013
mehen wrote:
<quoted text>amen-ra
R-amen!

Truly, this be the way we Pastafarians must busy our hands when we pray.

The more fervent our prayers, the more wiggly must our noodly fingers be.

RAmen.

Modern, American Christianity - To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#439980 Jan 28, 2013
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text>I have actually never seen Mac post such a personally outspoken message of this type to anyone else.
I don't think I have.

In my defense, I can't recall the last time I've been that p!ssed off.
sint holo

Morehead, KY

#439981 Jan 28, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
Because then they would have to abandon their ridiculous claims.
epeolatry aclimate or cease to evolve

“Headless Body in Topless Bar”

Since: Sep 07

Hygiene, Colorado

#439982 Jan 28, 2013
KittenKoder wrote:
<quoted text>
A play on spelling. My first nickname online was suppose to be KittenCoder, but that was taken so I used the first letter of my first name across the board and it works in most sites. The KittenKoder nickname is so rarely used I usually can create an account without problems. ;)
I am a programmer, to over simplify the job. Kitten was my nickname in the shelters because I could sleep anywhere so they called me the kitten.
Well, I trust your situation has improved. Cheers. Many people on Topix need a deprogrammer.

And during the few moments that we have left
We wanna talk right down to Earth in a language that everybody here can easily understand

Look in my eyes, what do you see?
The cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you want to be
I'm the cult of personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality

Neon lights, a Nobel prize
Than the mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set me free

I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your tv
I'm the cult of personality
I exploit you, still you love me
I tell you one and one makes three
I'm the cult of personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality

Neon lights, a Nobel prize
When a leader speaks, that leader dies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set you free (?)

You gave me fortune
You gave me fame
You gave me power in your god's name
I'm every person you need to be
I'm the cult of personality (I'm the cult of, I'm the cult of)
I'm the cult of, I'm the cult of, I'm the cult of, I'm the cult of (I'm the cult of)
I'm the cult of, I'm the cult of, I'm the cult of, I'm the cult of personality (I'm the cult of)
Ask not what your country can do for you

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself

LC

“Headless Body in Topless Bar”

Since: Sep 07

Hygiene, Colorado

#439983 Jan 28, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>I don't think I have.
In my defense, I can't recall the last time I've been that p!ssed off.
Moral imperative. And pissed on?

“Headless Body in Topless Bar”

Since: Sep 07

Hygiene, Colorado

#439984 Jan 28, 2013
Skombolis wrote:
<quoted text>Nah...that movie was nothing more than a smear campaign organized by anti-PETA activists. The real Cujo was super-friendly.
Friendly like duststorm on a meth bender.

Hmmm, anti-PETA activists? Is Nugent their leader?

“Headless Body in Topless Bar”

Since: Sep 07

Hygiene, Colorado

#439985 Jan 28, 2013
sint holo wrote:
<quoted text>epeolatry aclimate or cease to evolve
Hmmm, you're missing a "C". Check the salad spinner.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#439986 Jan 28, 2013
unktehi wrote:
<quoted text>i'm not generally interested in ego stroking even if the sea cow is.
Water monster names now?

Wassamatter, run out of dragons?
ophis

Morehead, KY

#439987 Jan 28, 2013
Jorge W Arbusto wrote:
<quoted text>R-amen!
Truly, this be the way we Pastafarians must busy our hands when we pray.
The more fervent our prayers, the more wiggly must our noodly fingers be.
RAmen.
Modern, American Christianity - To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.
I'm no Christian. Fail

“Headless Body in Topless Bar”

Since: Sep 07

Hygiene, Colorado

#439988 Jan 28, 2013
piasa wrote:
<quoted text>although archaic philosophy is considered a science.
By whom, Ken Ham?

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#439989 Jan 28, 2013
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text>Dang. Who was that masked man?
Why, El Kabo...
No, wait, it was the other one.
monai

Morehead, KY

#439991 Jan 28, 2013
Jorge W Arbusto wrote:
<quoted text>Well, involution is misused, too.
involution is antonym for evolution

“Headless Body in Topless Bar”

Since: Sep 07

Hygiene, Colorado

#439992 Jan 28, 2013
ophis wrote:
<quoted text>I'm no Christian. Fail
Never said you were. I'll see your fail and raise you a double dog donut shop.
rainbow serpent

Morehead, KY

#439993 Jan 28, 2013
Jorge W Arbusto wrote:
<quoted text>Hmmm, you're missing a "C". Check the salad spinner.
I'm at a slight disadvantage. It isn't easy to type on a shook reader. You'll have to make do.

“Headless Body in Topless Bar”

Since: Sep 07

Hygiene, Colorado

#439994 Jan 28, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Water monster names now?
Wassamatter, run out of dragons?
FAA trouble. The dragons were grounded when their lithium ion batteries kept exploding.

Don't worry, though, the Doeing Dragon Company is on the case.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#439995 Jan 28, 2013
piasa wrote:
<quoted text>although archaic philosophy is considered a science.
One should lament that no one 'does' philosophy any more. All we do is read "The Philosophers".
"Philosophy" can be as ridiculous and dogmatic as any religion.
wyvern

Morehead, KY

#439996 Jan 28, 2013
Jorge W Arbusto wrote:
<quoted text>By whom, Ken Ham?
by most schools of higher learning duh.

“I Am No One Else”

Since: Apr 12

Seattle

#439997 Jan 28, 2013
Jorge W Arbusto wrote:
<quoted text>Well, I trust your situation has improved. Cheers. Many people on Topix need a deprogrammer.
And during the few moments that we have left
We wanna talk right down to Earth in a language that everybody here can easily understand
Look in my eyes, what do you see?
The cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you want to be
I'm the cult of personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality
Neon lights, a Nobel prize
Than the mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You won't have to follow me
... cropped for space ---
Yep, I now have my own place, and a new job. I'm good. Yes, many people do need a deprogrammer, sadly I don't program biological computers .... yet.

“Headless Body in Topless Bar”

Since: Sep 07

Hygiene, Colorado

#439998 Jan 28, 2013
monai wrote:
<quoted text>involution is antonym for evolution
No, it's not. Not even in esoteric cosmology. In that case, it is a necessary precursor to evolution. Devolve and evolve are antonyms. Save me any of your planned "esoteric proofs". They'll fall flatter than a Dominican boy under Rush Limbaugh after a double dose of Viagra.

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