Why I’m no longer a Christian
apep

Morehead, KY

#439528 Jan 27, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
<quoted text>
Yellowdog in heat, returning from Australia.
Yellow mother custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#439529 Jan 27, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
<quoted text>
Jesus wrote Psalms?...
According to all available manuscripts, the only thing Jesus ever wrote was something in the dirt and then he erased it.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#439530 Jan 27, 2013
anbraxas wrote:
<quoted text>asaph to david and solomon
...
in ancient times a prophet was called a seer....
Which is translated as "witch" in your KJV.

So why do you believe what witches say ?

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#439531 Jan 27, 2013
anbraxas wrote:
<quoted text>asaph to david and solomon
the seer
the lord said to my lord
2 Chronicles 29:30
Moreover Hezekiah the king and the princes commanded the Levites to sing praise unto the Lord with the words of David, and of Asaph the seer. And they sang praises with gladness, and they bowed their heads and worshipped.
2 Chronicles 35:15
And the singers the sons of Asaph were in their place, according to the commandment of David, and Asaph, and Heman, and Jeduthun the king's seer; and the porters waited at every gate; they might not depart from their service; for their brethren the Levites prepared for them.
in ancient times a prophet was called a seer.
1 Samuel 9:9
joshua to moses
Exodus 24:13
And Moses rose up, and his minister Joshua: and Moses went up into the mount of God.
Exodus 33:11
And the Lord spake unto Moses face to face, as a man speaketh unto his friend. And he turned again into the camp: but his servant Joshua, the son of Nun, a young man, departed not out of the tabernacle.
joseph to pharoah
apep wrote:
<quoted text>
Yellow mother custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
I rest my case.

Now put the crack pipe down and back away slowly.

It's in your best interest.
eingana

Morehead, KY

#439532 Jan 27, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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Yellowdog in heat, returning from Australia.
joshua =

http://www.blueletterbible.org/lang/lexicon/l...

joseph = son of asaph

http://www.blueletterbible.org/lang/lexicon/l...

jeshua =

http://www.blueletterbible.org/lang/lexicon/l...

jesus = joshua the seer under moses

http://www.blueletterbible.org/lang/lexicon/l...

asaph =

http://www.blueletterbible.org/lang/lexicon/l...

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#439533 Jan 27, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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According to all available manuscripts, the only thing Jesus ever wrote was something in the dirt and then he erased it.
And that was a late addition to John.

Indeed, the latest pericope added to the conical gospels.
galeru

Morehead, KY

#439534 Jan 27, 2013
adam = enoch = joseph = joshua = asaph = jeshua = jesus

of course these are these are only the avatars mentioned in the bible for that one

elijah = john the baptist

king david = john the beloved

regeneration = two words palig genesis

http://www.blueletterbible.org/search/transla...

metempsychosis = reincarnation

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pal...

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#439535 Jan 27, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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According to all available manuscripts, the only thing Jesus ever wrote was something in the dirt and then he erased it.
"According to all available manuscripts..."

Interesting.

Google Johannine Comma

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#439536 Jan 27, 2013
Oops

Make that the Pericope Adulterae.
kamaru

Morehead, KY

#439537 Jan 27, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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Which is translated as "witch" in your KJV.
So why do you believe what witches say ?
i don't use any exclusive translation. words have archaic and meanings that are no longer used.

the mind doesn't have to become fixated; so i moved upon the mountain

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#439538 Jan 27, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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<quoted text>
I rest my case.
Now put the crack pipe down and back away slowly.
It's in your best interest.
Philosophisers is funny when the get rattled.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#439539 Jan 27, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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And that was a late addition to John.
Indeed, the latest pericope added to the conical gospels.
By the way, Ehrman sees two early traditions in this story rather than one.

I agree.

In my opinion, the story started as two distinct stories in Mark, was exorcised from there, refashioned as one in Luke but also deleted from that gospel, and finally came to rest in John.

But Ehrman would not agree with most of this.

Pfft. Ehrman.

What does he know?

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#439540 Jan 27, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
Oops
Make that the Pericope Adulterae.
Bam. An intriguing pericope.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#439541 Jan 27, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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Philosophisers is funny when the get rattled.
Yup. They is.

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#439543 Jan 27, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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It's in Luke you ignorant moron.
Fu#k You. You piece of sh#t.

Since: Mar 09

Location hidden

#439544 Jan 27, 2013
karl44 wrote:
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excuses what you excel at
you promote evil, you exude a filthy philosophy, what is there to like?
you praise yourself, it is sickening
42 muscles to frown Karl and just 17 to smile. You must have the strongest face on the planet! LOL

I am just glad to help you overcome some of your ignorance such as people can't be put in jail for exercising first amendment rights and teaching you things like what quid pro quo means. I don't expect you to get over your bigotry when it comes to Christians nor do I care. You are a nobody Karl. Just one more angry bigot in a country filled with them. Carry on

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#439545 Jan 27, 2013
lightbeamrider wrote:
<quoted text> Fu#k You. You piece of sh#t.
Christianity at work.

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#439546 Jan 27, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
Oops
Make that the Pericope Adulterae.
Well...I went and read the Johannine Comma stuff...felt really dumb because I could not figure out what it had to do with Jesus writing anything.

I feel somewhat better now.
drachenstein

Morehead, KY

#439547 Jan 27, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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Philosophisers is funny when the get rattled.
yah speaking from experience or belief?

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#439548 Jan 27, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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And that was a late addition to John.
Indeed, the latest pericope added to the conical gospels.
And the still the story grows with every telling. <smile>

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