Why I’m no longer a Christian

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#437449 Jan 22, 2013
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text> What was the name of his other leg?
One morning, I shot an elephant in my pyjamas...

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#437450 Jan 22, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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Why are Christians so obsessed with their butts?
What a riot.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#437451 Jan 22, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>The god of this age has blinded the minds of unbelievers, so that they cannot see the light of the gospel of the glory of Christ, who is the image of God" (2 Cor. 4:4).
....
Oh my. What a weak deity you serve.
Rosa Winkel

Australia

#437452 Jan 22, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
<quoted text>
Hello :D I can't even imagine that kind of cold.
Goulburn is one of the coldest places here.
We went camping there when I was a kid & it snowed - in October.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#437453 Jan 22, 2013
NoStress4me wrote:
<quoted text>
I got up this morning at 5:30 A.M when the school called to say that all schools in the county are closed for the day. It was -6 out with wind-chill of -18. It has now warmed up to a balmy{sarcasm}-4 and -12 with wind-chill. Our high temp expected for the day is 0.….grumble……I for one am not moving very far from the fire or coffee today ;O) Good morning to you Water!
A good morning to get up, look out the window, and decide just not to leave the pub.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#437454 Jan 22, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>We like a clean butt! atheist don't wipe
This is your brain on Jesus.

Just say no.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#437455 Jan 22, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>X you are in the trap of the devil,
ensnared by the cords of his sin,
with a mind blinded to the gospel, of Jesus Christ
Comma fault.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#437456 Jan 22, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> Ya. Bad cargo ta be carry'n. Fer me...I'd be leav'n 'er sit right on the dock. Them caustic's rots the hull from the inside an yer glorious ship winds up with yer aft in the points o' Poseidon's harpoonery. I'd sooner run hemp.
More like nitrates and small-arms ammo as cargo - remember the "Grandcamp"?

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#437457 Jan 22, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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hey JUICYLU -
kaitlin just called my proclomation that Jesus is Lord "oral flatulence".
"don't you know that to be a friend of the world means being an enemy of God?" the apostle paul
Oh, that's right.

I nearly forgot - you're not a Christian, you're a Pauline.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#437458 Jan 22, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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i know enough that He said "judge not...", but you just judged me.
i know that you think you're above obeying the Bible, but rather you've put yourself in the position of judging God's words.....but really?!?!
It's not god's word, fool.

And if you've eaten shellfish or worn cotton and wool at the same time, your not following the Bible either.

OK. That was dumb.

I'm betting you're a polyester gut.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#437459 Jan 22, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> Boy! Ya sure got a way of turn'n that prophylactic inside out an reuse'n it don'cha?
"The Regiment has voted to have it repaired"...

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#437460 Jan 22, 2013
Henry wrote:
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...No god never existed at all!
You haven't seen Jessica Alba, have ya?

Ok. She's technically a goddess, but still.

“No Allah: know peace”

Since: Jun 07

A sacred grove in Tujunga, CA

#437461 Jan 22, 2013
duststorm wrote:
<quoted text>Hi, Skombolis, good to hear from you. I know you came to Christ on these threads. I notice you are using a different Bible "perversion". I wasted many years using those texts. The King James Authorized is the best, especially for memorization. When the the Dead Sea scrolls were discovered, they matched word for word with the King James.(book of Isaiah).
Hmm, make up your own version of reality much?

In addition to all of the errors of translation and transcription that entered the texts over the years (including some deliberate changes to the texts) the KJV includes some deliberate mistranslations to make it fit James' own prejudices. The book of Isaiah was written in Hebrew, but everything in the KJV was translated into English from Greek, and even then the Greek text was rather poorly translated.

Or do you really think that the Song of Solomon intended to praise the voice of turtles?

SoS 2:12 The flowers appear on the earth; the time of the singing of birds is come, and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land;
Rosa Winkel

Australia

#437462 Jan 22, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
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Remember this?
Ice Ice Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =149jGeIlx3IXX
Still funny.
U do know what he was really talking about tho? There's too much of it around here nowadays.
:-(

Since: Mar 09

Location hidden

#437463 Jan 22, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
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Jesus is in the room with us all the time, we just forget sometimes I reckon. You're right about obedience, we need to constantly keep checking ourselvesI do like talking to you, I don't think I have posted with you much Many Blessings <3
I was alluding to being in the room physically with us but for the reason you gave. I think we do tend to forget. I also have seen a lot of things justified in God's name over the years that I simply cant imagine someone is being honest with themselves and they would do the same thing say if Jesus was physically present. My biggest complaint or one of them is when people invoke God to justify poor behavior.I can be one of the most contentious posters on Topix so I am not claiming I set the standard but at least I own my actions. And I liked what you said about checking ourselves daily. We are told Biblically to do just that.And u have nothing to apologize for, your posts have been good and I have enjoyed talking with u.(T) PEACE

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#437464 Jan 22, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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yes yes Annie....i'm glad you're finally seeing things my way;)
Yes...I see you as pathetic...whiny...and a bunch of other stuff...then you come back for more.

So...you should thank us for our help.

Oh...and just in case you were wondering...I don't dislike you Wasup...but I wouldn't invite you to dinner either. If you were hungry I would throw some food over the railing or direct you to the closest soup kitchen.

I would even give you a blanket to keep warm...and a plastic bag to put over your head...to keep the rain off.

So...I do hope that you had a nice weekend and are having a wonderful day.

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

Location hidden

#437465 Jan 22, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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Your effort in support of the nonbeliever's cause is greatly appreciated.
unbelievers and their causes are like vapors in every generation; here for a minute, there for a minute....BUT the testimony of Christ has continued for 2,000+ years and will continue literally till KINGDOM COME!

get on board while the get'n is good and don't be like them dorks of noah's day:)

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#437466 Jan 22, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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It's not god's word, fool.
And if you've eaten shellfish or worn cotton and wool at the same time, your not following the Bible either.
OK. That was dumb.
I'm betting you're a polyester gut.
gut - guy.

I thought I fired that secretary.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#437467 Jan 22, 2013
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text>Why would you want to?
I may start noticing that person again.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#437468 Jan 22, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>One morning, I shot an elephant in my pyjamas...
How'd he git in 'em anahows?

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