According to Jewish beliefs, every time a couple makes love, they are joined by God...<quoted text> What's yer god do'n in ther bedroom anyway?
Does he snuff panties ta see who been visit'n?
Does he snuff toilets ta see what ya was eat'n?
Or does he appoint "special" cristers ta do it?
Now, that's repulsive.
No wonder folks can't find ther underwears half the time!
(Most specifically, by a feminine aspect of the God of the Bible.)