Why I’m no longer a Christian

Since: Dec 12

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#435892 Jan 15, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>you're dumb
Hi Clownie :)

"All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree."
Albert Einstein

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#435893 Jan 15, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>pickle licker
Christian fantasy.

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#435894 Jan 15, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
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Hi Clownie :)
"All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree."
Albert Einstein
Hello Juicy :)

You'll never see those phony baloney, so-called non-believing, knucle dragging, yahoo's, post anything but lies and more lies

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#435895 Jan 15, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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Christian fantasy.
if you are not licking a pickle its on your mind...

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#435896 Jan 15, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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Keep trying to convince yourself of that, clown.
Now, you should go ahead and wash off that Clown footprint that's plastered on your ugly mug, before your mommy mistakes you for Bigfoot and whops you upside your pumpkin head with her broomstick. Hurry up now ... ya hear!?

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#435897 Jan 15, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>if you are not licking a pickle its on your mind...
T-Town Clown wrote:
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Now, you should go ahead and wash off that Clown footprint that's plastered on your ugly mug, before your mommy mistakes you for Bigfoot and whops you upside your pumpkin head with her broomstick. Hurry up now ... ya hear!?
More Christian fantasies.

Jesus do that to you?

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#435899 Jan 15, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Hello Juicy :)
You'll never see those phony baloney, so-called non-believing, knucle dragging, yahoo's, post anything but lies and more lies
The desperation of belief in a myth.

Since: Dec 12

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#435900 Jan 15, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Hello Juicy :)
You'll never see those phony baloney, so-called non-believing, knucle dragging, yahoo's, post anything but lies and more lies
Tinkerbell is holding her stomach, laughing herself silly :D
<3

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#435901 Jan 16, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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I just want my mufuggin' pony!
I'll bring that up for ya, too.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#435902 Jan 16, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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Okay...I guess you do have to stand on your head.
So what else do you think that I lied about clownie? Or are you just lying for Jesus?
He is just very confused...clowns are like that y'know.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#435903 Jan 16, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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Proverbs 5:18-20
New International Version (NIV)
18 May your fountain be blessed,
and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
19 A loving doe, a graceful deer—
may her breasts satisfy you always,
may you ever be intoxicated with her love.
20 Why, my son, be intoxicated with another man’s wife?
Why embrace the bosom of a wayward woman?
Nothing in those verses say it is okay to come on to CJ by tempting him with your fountain. However you can masturbate all you want...I suggest though in private.
You are a pervert.
Why is it that the only one talking about their penis is a Christian?
So...you have been checking out your cat's penis?
He can't help not to. The cat has it's way with him all the time.
That's why his nose is so red.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#435904 Jan 16, 2013
Stolen from:

http://www.evilbible.com/Biblical%20Contradic...
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Even where it contradicts itself? Such as...
Matthew 1:1-16 Twenty-eight generations from King David to Jesus
Luke 3: 23-31 Forty-three generations from King David to Jesus
Which is it, Clownie? Is it twenty-eight generations, or forty three? Or do you attempt to solve this logical dilemma by telling yourself "they're both correct?" Sorry, clownie, that doesn't work.
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Hey, genius? Which of these contradictions do you accept, and which do you reject?
And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, E’li, E’li, la’ma sa-bach’tha-ni? That is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?
(Matthew 27: 46)
Or...
When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, It is finished: and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost.
(John 19:30)
Or...
Luke 23:46–“And Jesus, crying out with a loud voice, said,‘Father, into thy hands I commit my Spirit.’ And having said this, he breathed his last.”
Three different stories from three different writers, who all heard about this from someone else--so therefor they were not witnesses.
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As I have just shown you, your buybull is a book of lies and hearsay. Here are some more lies from your buybull:
1. God is satisfied with his works
Gen 1:31God is dissatisfied with his works.
Gen 6:6
2. God dwells in chosen temples
2 Chron 7:12,16
God dwells not in temples
Acts 7:48
3. God dwells in light
Tim 6:16
God dwells in darkness
1 Kings 8:12/ Ps 18:11/ Ps 97:2
4. God is seen and heard
Ex 33:23/ Ex 33:11/ Gen 3:9,10/ Gen 32:30/ Is 6:1/
Ex 24:9-11
God is invisible and cannot be heard
John 1:18/ John 5:37/ Ex 33:20/ 1 Tim 6:16
5. God is tired and rests
Ex 31:17
God is never tired and never rests
Is 40:28
6. God is everywhere present, sees and knows all things
Prov 15:3/ Ps 139:7-10/ Job 34:22,21
God is not everywhere present, neither sees nor knows all
things
Gen 11:5/ Gen 18:20,21/ Gen 3:8
7. God knows the hearts of men
Acts 1:24/ Ps 139:2,3
God tries men to find out what is in their heart
Deut 13:3/ Deut 8:2/ Gen 22:12
8. God is all powerful
Jer 32:27/ Matt 19:26
God is not all powerful
Judg 1:19
9. God is unchangeable
James 1:17/ Mal 3:6/ Ezek 24:14/ Num 23:19
God is changeable
Gen 6:6/ Jonah 3:10/ 1 Sam 2:30,31/ 2 Kings 20:1,4,5,6/
Ex 33:1,3,17,14
10. God is just and impartialPs 92:15/ Gen 18:25/ Deut 32:4/ Rom 2:11/ Ezek 18:25
God is unjust and partial
Gen 9:25/ Ex 20:5/ Rom 9:11-13/ Matt 13:12
11. God is the author of evil
Lam 3:38/ Jer 18:11/ Is 45:7/ Amos 3:6/ Ezek 20:25
God is not the author of evil
1 Cor 14:33/ Deut 32:4/ James 1:13
12. God gives freely to those who ask
James 1:5/ Luke 11:10
God withholds his blessings and prevents men from receiving
them
John 12:40/ Josh 11:20/ Is 63:17
13. God is to be found by those who seek him
Matt 7:8/ Prov 8:17
God is not to be found by those who seek him
Prov 1:28
14. God is warlike
Ex 15:3/ Is 51:15
God is peaceful
Rom 15:33/ 1 Cor 14:33
15. God is cruel, unmerciful, destructive, and ferocious
Jer 13:14/ Deut 7:16/ 1 Sam 15:2,3/ 1 Sam 6:19
God is kind, merciful, and good
James 5:11/ Lam 3:33/ 1 Chron 16:34/ Ezek 18:32/ Ps 145:9/
1 Tim 2:4/ 1 John 4:16/ Ps 25:8
16. God's anger is fierce and endures long
Num 32:13/ Num 25:4/ Jer 17:4
God's anger is slow and endures but for a minute
Ps 103:8/ Ps 30:5
Don't think, clownie; just suck that buybull cock and swallow that jesus cum. It's easier for you than thinking.
Yo.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#435905 Jan 16, 2013
yournuts wrote:
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My names katlin I know all I lay on the alter and all the demons screw me in my ass and mouth but I live to suck it up cause I'm a slut for dogs dicks
It's good that you decided ta come in for treatment. An Yes, we do have a cure for your identity crisis. Just sign these papers right here , and Marlowe (our seeing eye dog) will assist you to the big stainless double door down the hallway there that that says "danger do not enter-elevator put of service". Just push the button and step right in. Someone will be along shortly to "clean you up" and get you prepared for "dinner". I am sure the other guests will will be so pleased that you "dropped in".

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#435906 Jan 16, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
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2 Corinthians 4:4
In their case, the god of this age has blinded the minds of the unbelievers so they cannot see the light of the gospel of the glory of Christ,[a] who is the image of God.
you're blind G
Paul is a self admitted liar.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#435907 Jan 16, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Im not gonna date you Annie! I don't care how much you try...:\
I see you haven't taken your meds again. You h-a-v-e to take them or we can't help you. now here-let's try ta get it right this time.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#435908 Jan 16, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>yournuts but have a way with words
Son't ferget ta say "welcome ta the happy home cure-all center" like we taught ya clownie.'Member? That's a good boy...jello fer you t-nite!

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#435909 Jan 16, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
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Who are you????? Why are you here???? Are you a soc????? Are you a spy?????You sound like a rapist!!! Who are you really???? You must be a 'cristurd' to talk like that!!!! Are you FBI or a 'Top Mod'???? erase your posts!!!!
I am watching you O_O
It's all taken care of sis. We got the situation well taken care of...I jist wish you guys would keep the clown away from the admitting area like yer s'posed ta. An yer gonna have ta increase his dosage!

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#435910 Jan 16, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Greek mythology predated your jeremiah's bullshit by centuries. Your wishful thinking will never change that fact.
The Hebrew myth is earlier than the Greek by a couple centuries:
Hebrew Tanakh developed 1000 BC to 500 BC... 4000 BC if you count the Sumerian originals

Archaic Greek was 700 to 500 BC

However the Greek Myths most people recognize are from the Classical Period 500 BC to 300 BC

You should have stole the information again instead of making stuff up.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#435911 Jan 16, 2013
Liam R wrote:
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Well, I suppose that getting a gal knocked up with a golden shower might count as a virgin birth, but I do believe that the vast majority of the time, Zeus did it the old fasion way, even if He was in the form of a bull or somesuch at the time...
Even Zeus wouldn't mess with Herod's niece. He'd have ta contend with Joey an Vinny. You know how the "family" is 'bout that stuff. So it had ta be a "inside" job.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#435912 Jan 16, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
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Hi Clownie :)
"All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree."
Albert Einstein
Jesus made one of them wither and die...'member?

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