“Love much, trust none”

Since: Jul 11

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#435626 Jan 15, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>The Clown believes the whole bible...
Have a nice day you non-intellectual bimbo ... ya hear!?
The first step to a holy life is to accept Jesus Christ as your savior!!! if you don't believe the book or in Jesus don't judge me
Based upon your(and others')emulation of this 'Christ' fellow, he is a real scumbag worthy only of being flushed to hell.

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#435627 Jan 15, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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Hey there!
I don't think we have to worry too much about most of these Christians and their Bible...most of them haven't even taken the plastic wrapping off of it. If they have...they are trying to open it from the wrong side(upside down and backwords). Then again...they think they are only to read the page marked by that little ribbon bookmark.
It's OK, though. All they have to do is declare, "I believe!, and the bucket of pig's blood washes them Carrie-like to Cloud 9 in Outer Space!, where they get to wash hippie feet, listen to harp music and Pat Boone, watch Lonnie Frisbee pretend not to be gay while wearing a silken robe, angel wings, and a gilded halo, look down at Old Double Hockeysticks and squeal with glee at all that misfortune, and tease their soul hair high and blonde like Jan Crouch at a Billy Ray Cyrus concert.

Whoop!

Hey, where is Dusty, that hot, old crone? I picked up a fine, handcrafted velvet rope for her to use at the gates of Club Heaven. I heard the torture worms gnawed the heck out of the old one with their steel fangs.

“Love much, trust none”

Since: Jul 11

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#435628 Jan 15, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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....Matthew 18:20 - For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.....
IMHO, most do not qather in Jesus' name. They gather in the name of Christianity, Christ, Popes, Paul, Luther, etc. AND themselves.

A far cry from what Jesus meant.

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#435629 Jan 15, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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Most of the people I know don't think much about religion other than as a reason to be prejudiced, judgemental and hate-filled.
Well, that's why it was invented, well, that, and ignorantly explaining the unexplainable, consolidating power, and growing the coffers. It is remarkably efficient at all of that.

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#435630 Jan 15, 2013
wilderide wrote:
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You can't disprove Muhammad was God's most holy prophet. Better look on a map to see which way Mecca is and start with the bowing!
When there are Muslim astronauts, they had a difficult time positioning the arrow in the spaceship to point to Mecca. Wonderfully a fatwa was composed to prevent blasphemy. It's magic!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Muslim_a...

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#435631 Jan 15, 2013
wilderide wrote:
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You've judgmental, and therefore trespass against God. See ya in Hell!
Trespassing is such a strong word. It's more like littering. Care for a Chick Tract?

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#435632 Jan 15, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Jesus is my God
So much for The Commandments.

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#435633 Jan 15, 2013
NoStress4me wrote:
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I canít agree that the above view is a fair one personally. Looks to me like you are looking for all the bad in religion, and all the good in science. Everything that religion has done in this world is not bad, and everything science has done is not good.
By the way, while I may be incorrect here (I am sure I will be corrected if I am wrong) I think that the translation of witch is under dispute. I have read where it is thought to represent a person that poisons the local well. If a person was going around adding poison to wellís to kill off the locals, I could understand the command to not let someone kill off entire communities.
You may be right, but what is more important is how that Scripture was used to murder innocents and enemies, especially women. That it can be so broadly interpreted and misused points to its flaws and could potentially be described as nothing more than drivel.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch...

“Love much, trust none”

Since: Jul 11

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#435634 Jan 15, 2013
Bigger Baby Jeebus wrote:
<quoted text>Hey, you old coot. What's up? It doesn't need to be understood. It's mysterious!
Like a Hunter Thompson story ? LOL

“The who whating how...”

Since: Dec 12

"...with huh?"

#435635 Jan 15, 2013
Bigger Baby Jeebus wrote:
<quoted text>Trespassing is such a strong word. It's more like littering. Care for a Chick Tract?
Lmao..

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#435636 Jan 15, 2013
NoStress4me wrote:
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I canít agree that the above view is a fair one personally. Looks to me like you are looking for all the bad in religion, and all the good in science. Everything that religion has done in this world is not bad, and everything science has done is not good.
By the way, while I may be incorrect here (I am sure I will be corrected if I am wrong) I think that the translation of witch is under dispute. I have read where it is thought to represent a person that poisons the local well. If a person was going around adding poison to wellís to kill off the locals, I could understand the command to not let someone kill off entire communities.
With all due respect, could you please point to what religion has done in this world that is good. I am not asking about individual or group acts of kindness in the name of one church or another, but what have religions contributed to Society past the early necessity of tribalism for survival?

And I agree, science has certainly made killing most efficient, but the good outweighs the bad in immeasurable terms.
Da Man

Silver Spring, MD

#435637 Jan 15, 2013
Da clown will go down!

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#435638 Jan 15, 2013
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text>He didn't have an answer to your question. Therefore he threw up a smoke screen. Now that you have answered his question, ask him to answer yours since that is the promise he made. Then you can watch him dance again. He will never answer your question. He'll just throw out more stuff that has nothing to do with anything being discussed.
Nymph!

Where is Fish and that Fundie dance list when you need him?

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#435639 Jan 15, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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Not my forte but the "God Gene" study is one.
Is it trying to disprove an existence of a god or gods or trying to explain why belief is so pervasive?

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#435641 Jan 15, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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Like a Hunter Thompson story ? LOL
Fear and Loathing is a classic, well, pre-Depp, anyway.

“Credulity is not a virtue”

Since: Apr 09

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#435642 Jan 15, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
wilderide wrote:
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Please explain how being afraid of God radically changes the nature of logic. This should be really good.
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Translation: "I don't *wanna* answer your question, jesus says I don't *have to* answer your question, and you can't make me. You're not the boss of me!!"
That's always the way with waaas. No intellectual honesty whatsoever.

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#435643 Jan 15, 2013
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text> The fundies will never listen to the people who wrote the book they stole and changed to fit whatever it is they currently believe.
That's the thing about myths, they change over and over throughout time without the general populace of the newest version ever bothering to know the original from which it was taken.
Thanks for the info, Liam. You are always a great source!
How's my boy?
Their god has to change. The gaps ever shrink. Soon it will be Norquisted.

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#435644 Jan 15, 2013
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text> Good idea.
After a couple of years of being told that we were going to hell (in a handbasket), I decided to invent a handbasket for us all to take the trip. But the trip turned out not to be to hell, and turned into joyous occasions when all the non-Christians (and one or two people like NS) go on excursions to places we'd like to see. We always carry a picnic lunch and have copious amounts of chocolate on hand.
Over the years I have upgraded the basket so that we can fly or sail to any place on earth. I have also added a fridge, a small spa and several other conveniences to keep us all happy, comfy and in good health and spirits.
The fundies have followed screaming 'Why aren't you in hell yet?!!!' but we just speed up and laugh our way along the paths we follow, ignoring any negative things that they may scream at us.
They sit very disgruntled (and without picnic supplies) as we sit with our checkered cloth on the ground or a picnic table in a park, and wait to see where we're going next. I think they secretly enjoy the laughter and beauty we share with each other, but they never join in.
If you are one of those who either doesn't believe, believes but keeps it to yourself and don't preach, tell me you'd like to go on the trip in May. Our trip this time is to Stone Henge and Avebury. There is a dance at midnight in the center of the Henge. You can dance naked if you like as there will be no one to judge you. I personally will not be dancing naked in front of people, as at 66 I feel it is a detriment to the eyes of others for me to do so.
I am not going unless I get 72 porn stars. Virgins are so 1950s.

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#435645 Jan 15, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>"There are scientists trying to prove or disprove God"?
I can't think of any - can you name a couple for me?
Ken Ham? Oh, wait, not a scientist and has no proof. Er, never mind.

Dia dhuit, Mac! Haha.

“Credulity is not a virtue”

Since: Apr 09

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#435646 Jan 15, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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It makes it a mental illness.
I recommend Haldol. It is very useful in the treatement of those who can not distinguish reality from fantasy.
LOL. And I highly recommend a few glasses of nice Cabernet for those who can distinguish between the two, and prefer not to.

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