“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#434845 Jan 11, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
He never claimed it was His power. He constantly said it was God's power not His.
You never read the synoptic gospels have you ?
Jesus said I'am... nuff said

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#434846 Jan 11, 2013
Huh wrote:
<quoted text>If only you were half as smart as Wasssuuup.
To paraphrase Carlin: "Think of the average stupid person. Now realize that half of 'em are stupider than that."

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#434847 Jan 11, 2013
WasteWater wrote:
<quoted text>
The Easter Bunny is much nicer than the God he worships.
Go figure.
My God is a holy God... how bout yours

Since: Aug 11

Location hidden

#434849 Jan 11, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>My God is a holy God... how bout yours
Your God is evil and unworthy of worship.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#434850 Jan 11, 2013
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text> After a little more research, I found that the word used for both hills and mountains,'har', in the Christian Bible is also the word used in the Torah. That word can mean hill, mountain, mount, or a range of hills.
Still, if the ark was lifted up by the flood waters and then settled on top of Mt Ararat, the word there would be 'mountain'. That would mean that the 15 cubits of water was above Mt Ararat.
Reading the Hebrew scriptures (chapter 8 in the Christian Bible) I think you will find that it actually does mean 'mountains'.
Whether or not it is mountains, the other questions are still valid.
At the very least, the entire Armenian Massif, at about 7,000 ft ASL would have to be under water.

A lot of water.

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#434851 Jan 11, 2013
WasteWater wrote:
<quoted text>
Your God is evil and unworthy of worship.
If a thought ever entered your head, it would die of loneliness. satan is evil!

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#434852 Jan 11, 2013
Duh wrote:
<quoted text>You are fractally wrong. It is a damn shame that people like you still exist in 2013. You are a drain on society.
Your mother should have swallowed you."

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#434853 Jan 11, 2013
WasteWater wrote:
<quoted text>
Your God is evil and unworthy of worship.
dingleberry
Huh

North Richland Hills, TX

#434854 Jan 11, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>you dream of the barrel.
Yes. A barrel full of clowns and a gun-crazy, clown-hating Christian would be a hoot.

Christians know clowns are evil:

http://the_evil_clowns.tripod. com/
Huh

North Richland Hills, TX

#434855 Jan 11, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Your mother should have swallowed you."
This is the beauty of Christianity, folks.
Huh

North Richland Hills, TX

#434856 Jan 11, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>If a thought ever entered your head, it would die of loneliness. satan is evil!
Clowns are satanic.

http://www.masscrossroads.com/clowns

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#434857 Jan 11, 2013
TLC wrote:
<quoted text>
Atheism is why that kid went on a shooting spree in California yesterday. Why do you keep teaching people to be evil? You should be permanently incarcerated.
Come get me.
Huh

North Richland Hills, TX

#434858 Jan 11, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>why are atheist the scum of the earth???
Not in evidence, you harlequin twit.

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#434859 Jan 11, 2013
Huh wrote:
<quoted text>You are fractally wrong. It is a damn shame that people like you still exist in 2013. You are a drain on society.
You are an expert at being wrong. You are so often... what a dummy you are...
Huh

North Richland Hills, TX

#434860 Jan 11, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>My God is a holy God... how bout yours
Your god is a petty clown.
Huh

North Richland Hills, TX

#434861 Jan 11, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>To paraphrase Carlin: "Think of the average stupid person. Now realize that half of 'em are stupider than that."
And this thread title brings in those Christians like a moth to a flame.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#434862 Jan 11, 2013
Huh wrote:
<quoted text>And this thread title brings in those Christians like a moth to a flame.
Yes - and mostly with the same result.
Huh

North Richland Hills, TX

#434863 Jan 11, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>why are you so dumb?
Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?

Let's pretend to be a horse...I'll be the front end and you be yourself!

Did your parents lose a bet with an evil magician?

Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?

I heard you flunked the test for Village Idiot so they made you Village Clown.

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#434864 Jan 11, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
<quoted text>
Come get me.
Are you still on the side of the road down in Vidor, with your Banjo with that sign that sez HOT GRITS!!!! yall stop and get a mess please I'm poor...

We will deliver!!! my trusty dingleberry Huh, will travel near & far...
Huh

North Richland Hills, TX

#434865 Jan 11, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>why are you so dumb?
There once was a little kid named Billy who loved clowns. I mean LOVED them. He had posters of them all over his wall and pictures of them everywhere.

One day his parents took him to the Circus to see all of the clowns. He was so excited! He never saw one up close before! In the middle of the show, a tiny little car came out and out came 20 clowns! He was cheering so loud he couldn't speak for a couple minutes. Just then, the Leader of the Clowns took a microphone and asked for a volunteer. Billy raised his hand and shouted ''Me! Me!'' The clown looked around and said ''You!'' as he pointed at Billy. He was so happy!

Billy joined the clown on the floor. The clown looked down at him and asked,''Are you the horse's nose?'' Billy said ''No...''''Are you the horse's ears?''''No...'' Then the clown got an evil look in his eye as he said ''Then you must be the horse's ass!'' The whole tent shook with laughter, and Billy cried his eyes out. He couldn't believe a clown made fun of him like that! He swore revenge!

Billy grew up, he went to college, got a job, got married, and had a few kids, but still never forgot what that clown did to him. One morning he saw an ad in the paper for the same circus, and decided to go. He knew the PERFECT insult to get him back! When he told his wife and kids he was going his kids asked if they could goto the circus with him. He calmly said ''No. Daddy has something he needs to do there.'' In the middle of the show, a little car came out and out came about 20 clowns. The crowd cheered, except for Billy. The Leader of the Clowns took a microphone. It was the same Clown! Billy was so excited that he could now get revenge!

The clown asked for a volunteer. Billy calmly raised his hand. The clown picked him! Billy joined the clown on the floor. The clown said ''Are you the horse's nose?'' Billy stayed calm and said ''No.'' The clown asked ''Are you the horse's ears?'' Billy replied ''No.'' Then the clown said ''Then you must be the horse's ass!''

Billy knew his time had come. As the crowd laughed and everyone cheered, his anger grew. Now was the time for revenge. He looked deep into the clown's eyes and said...

"Fuck you, clown!"

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