Ooooh, Oooh, I know. It says, "Snap, crackle, pop!", when you use it for its intended and only useful purpose, kindling?<quoted text>what does the bible say?
#434816 Jan 11, 2013
#434817 Jan 11, 2013
You misspelled holey.
#434818 Jan 11, 2013
God as Vito Corleone. I'm making youse an offer youse can't refuse. Now make sure you pay the protection money.
#434819 Jan 11, 2013
It's doubtful you'll ever get any.
#434820 Jan 11, 2013
Take the reds, man.
#434821 Jan 11, 2013
Except that Fundamentalist Judaism considers non-Jews as less than animals.
Sanhedrin 57a . A Jew need not pay a gentile ("Cuthean") the wages owed him for work.
Sanhedrin 57a . When a Jew murders a gentile ("Cuthean"), there will be no death penalty. What a Jew steals from a gentile he may keep.
Baba Kamma 37b. The gentiles are outside the protection of the law and God has "exposed their money to Israel."
Yebamoth 98a. All gentile children are animals.
Abodah Zarah 36b. Gentile girls are in a state of niddah (filth) from birth.
Abodah Zarah 22a-22b . Gentiles prefer sex with cows.
Sanhedrin 106a . Says Jesus' mother was a whore: "She who was the descendant of princes and governors played the harlot with carpenters." Also in footnote #2 to Shabbath 104b of the Soncino edition, it is stated that in the "uncensored" text of the Talmud it is written that Jesus mother, "Miriam the hairdresser," had sex with many men.
Judeo-Christian values. Bwahahahha
Oh, and before the foreskin-munching G-O-D declares the Talmud as lesser than, Israeli Jews don't consider Ethiopian Jews as real Jews because they don't recognize the Talmud.
#434822 Jan 11, 2013
And according to the Talmud, Mary got around.
Since: Dec 12
#434823 Jan 11, 2013
What's wrong clownie, no FAITH in jesus word?
Clearly you would have jumped at the chance to prove all of us wrong.
Yet you just try to come up with something cleaver. The ONLY thing left to find out is how much did your imaginary jesus lie, since it has now been established that he did, or more likely that jesus never existed in the first place.
The following famous writers all lived during the time, or within a century after the time, that Jesus is supposed to have lived. Yet NONE of them EVER mentioned the existence of any jesus figure nor do any of these authors ever make note of the imaginary Disciples or Apostles. Care to explain how that could possibly happen with fact?
Justus of Tiberius
Hermogones Silius Italicus
Appion of Alexandria
Theon of Smyrn
#434824 Jan 11, 2013
Jesus is god dummy? Bwahahahahahaha.
#434825 Jan 11, 2013
Clowns in a barrel.
#434826 Jan 11, 2013
Learn to spell. Learn to think.
Since: Dec 12
#434827 Jan 11, 2013
I need to get new glasses. I thought you said Hope (as in Bob Hope) the comedian...
“Live Love Laugh”
Since: Aug 07
Rings of Saturn Emporium
#434828 Jan 11, 2013
After a little more research, I found that the word used for both hills and mountains,'har', in the Christian Bible is also the word used in the Torah. That word can mean hill, mountain, mount, or a range of hills.
Still, if the ark was lifted up by the flood waters and then settled on top of Mt Ararat, the word there would be 'mountain'. That would mean that the 15 cubits of water was above Mt Ararat.
Reading the Hebrew scriptures (chapter 8 in the Christian Bible) I think you will find that it actually does mean 'mountains'.
Whether or not it is mountains, the other questions are still valid.
#434829 Jan 11, 2013
#434830 Jan 11, 2013
Lot and his daughters ran away so fast yet somehow carried enough wine that Daddy could get so drunk he didn't recognize his own kids, yet, somehow, he didn't suffer from whiskey dick. I call Bulshirt on that story.
#434831 Jan 11, 2013
Please don't tell me how Titanic 2 ends. I couldn't believe they sank the boat in the first one. It was the star of the movie.
#434832 Jan 11, 2013
You are fractally wrong. It is a damn shame that people like you still exist in 2013. You are a drain on society.
#434833 Jan 11, 2013
It is written for morons. You fit in well.
#434835 Jan 11, 2013
Anyone can do it, without a fictional character. People change for the better and the worse all the time. Those that change for the better without ascribing it to a pocket god are actually more likely to sustain the positive changes. Yet, somehow, you still remain an ignorant, uneducated idiot.
#434836 Jan 11, 2013
You'd think the allegedly most transformative figure in the history of the world would have left a bigger paper trail. Instead? Nothing. Even Harry Potter has extra-Rowlands exculpatory deposition.
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