“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

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#434390 Jan 10, 2013
Wloclawek Warrior wrote:
<quoted text>
What is a crister? something new in the dictionary?
Yup!
Crist-er
follow-er
Better than a stain.
cri-stain
-er at least has direction or promotion
Sorta like you...
Warr-ior....one who promotes war.
Huh

North Richland Hills, TX

#434391 Jan 10, 2013
Wloclawek Warrior wrote:
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What is a crister? something new in the dictionary?
An idiotic Christian. Oops, redundant
Huh

North Richland Hills, TX

#434392 Jan 10, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
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Ik. Thanks ! The real reason I asked 'bout 'em was the Rev. Knots sent me a note ask'n me if'n we could keep them two varmints off'n his sheep. It's mess'n up ther "habits"...if'n ya know what Ah mean...
I didn't make no promises...
I spent four days at a sheep farm in New Zealand. It was just before shearing time. Their nether regions were covered in sheep effluent. How any man could looks at that and go, "Ahem!", boggles the mind. Wouldn't their imagination up in the loft work better?
Huh

North Richland Hills, TX

#434393 Jan 10, 2013
Just Results wrote:
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Atheism. A fancy cult committed to the agenda that "I believe in God but I want to continue to sin and somehow delude myself with the use of repeated denial into thinking I can escape the consequences and wrath of its outcome ".
It's wonderful that the "home" lets you near the government-financed computers even with the threat of your drool cup soiling the keyboards.

Funny thing is, you have your dogma backwards as taught in the Bubl. You are taught that all men sin but it is okay because a hippie Jew either was murdered or committed suicide depending on if it is Wednesday or Sunday. To claim otherwise is to deny the words of your pocket Jesus. Atheism is a rejection of your hall pass, your coach's kid's look-the-other-way, your Son of A Preacher Man nonsense. I realize you don't understand how silly Chrostianity is and you project your "evil taught" nature on others to your inevitable confusion, but, seriously, Sahib, atheism would not be the way to go in your fantasy scenario. Christianity would. After all, the best way to escape consequences is to pretend to be forgiven.

Damn logic. Killing religion since, well, forever.
Huh

North Richland Hills, TX

#434394 Jan 10, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>Yup!
Crist-er
follow-er
Better than a stain.
cri-stain
-er at least has direction or promotion
Sorta like you...
Warr-ior....one who promotes war.
Jesus allegedly made an appearance or two on the main stage in Galillee, rocking it to some Mtley Cre, "Shout at the Devil", and such, but lately has been relegated to highway underpasses and toast. Jesus needs a new agent. Maybe a new image. Instead of a dirty, Semetic hippie that somehow looks like Ted Neeley, maybe he should rein age as something more multicultural, like the love-child of Britney Spears and Jay Z. Jay Z Spears Us!
Huh

North Richland Hills, TX

#434395 Jan 10, 2013
You know what is really funny? Ted Neeley was nominated for best actor in a musical or comedy for his role as Jay Z Spears Us in Jay Z Spears Us Christ Superstar, the movie. Yes, what an appropriate nomination for an imaginary clown that leads the real Christian Clown Car followers. Best actor in a musical or comedy. Bwahahahahahahaha.

Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
Jesus Christ
Superstar
Do you think you're what they say you are?

Uh, nope.
Huh

North Richland Hills, TX

#434396 Jan 10, 2013
Hey, Just Results, TLC, Viking, et al. Here are your results. Christianity? Dying on the addled vine.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#434397 Jan 10, 2013
Huh wrote:
<quoted text>I spent four days at a sheep farm in New Zealand. It was just before shearing time. Their nether regions were covered in sheep effluent. How any man could looks at that and go, "Ahem!", boggles the mind. Wouldn't their imagination up in the loft work better?
I dunno?
They always got them "good shepards" depicted with them wrapped 'round ther necks though...ever notice that?
Things must'a been tough back in the day!
Huh

North Richland Hills, TX

#434398 Jan 10, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
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I dunno?
They always got them "good shepards" depicted with them wrapped 'round ther necks though...ever notice that?
Things must'a been tough back in the day!
Still yet, brah, imagination has to trump shit-stained wool.

“let's do this thang!”

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#434399 Jan 10, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Trust me; you do not want to know.
she's probably just another woman who secretly admires a cowboy like me, but is angry cuz she don't have one;)

“let's do this thang!”

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#434400 Jan 10, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Authorized by who?
by actual witnesses; not by the people who you'd respect cuz they're not biased & bigoted

“let's do this thang!”

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#434401 Jan 10, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Wait one; I need to go find my magnifying glass.
we used to talk like that as pre-pubecents:)

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#434402 Jan 10, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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The Devil is a fictional character in a book, Clownie.
Fear not, he goes away when you stop believing in him.
you know this how

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#434403 Jan 10, 2013
Huh wrote:
Damn logic. Killing religion since, well, forever.
That would make a good bumper sticker.

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#434405 Jan 10, 2013
Huh wrote:
You know what is really funny? Ted Neeley was nominated for best actor in a musical or comedy for his role as Jay Z Spears Us in Jay Z Spears Us Christ Superstar, the movie. Yes, what an appropriate nomination for an imaginary clown that leads the real Christian Clown Car followers. Best actor in a musical or comedy. Bwahahahahahahaha.
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
Jesus Christ
Superstar
Do you think you're what they say you are?
Uh, nope.
thats the dumbest post in yrs

“let's do this thang!”

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#434406 Jan 10, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
1.3 billion Chinese call it the Year of the Serpent.
You're basing your opinion on a Catholic Pope's calendar. Don't you remember saying that the Catholic Church and all of its leaders are satanic?
<quoted text>
What for?
Now, address what I posted...if you have the balls.
<quoted text>
No he didn't.
your gonna hafta prove that cuz i have proof that He did come. AND He still changes lives! don't believe everything 'they say'(anticristers) hon:)

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#434407 Jan 10, 2013
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>That would make a good bumper sticker.
are you a dude? woman? or both....

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

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#434408 Jan 10, 2013
Huh wrote:
<quoted text>Still yet, brah, imagination has to trump shit-stained wool.
Yeah, they was some pretty tough times alright.
Abrum do'n all that fight'n-Solomon an David fight'n(let's not ferget ole' Goliath neither)=Moses gitt'n throwed out'a Egypt an wander'n around fer 40 years all lost-Joshua knock'n down walls-all them oracle s yell'n bad prophecies an such...all talk an NO book-well, cept them heavy ole' stone tablets. Well-all of a sudden , long about 840 BC there was this big 'mergency bout gitt'n a book writ up!
I think I figgered out why(after some careful consider'n, o' course).
Now 'member that there was all them oracles(as them Greeks call's 'em) yell'n testaments an prophecies all over the place, an prolly gett'n messed up here an there wilst they was at it(tough job)(not ta mention that the folks was prolly gitt'n tired of all the racket too!)...so they called up all the rabbi's they could muster up(120 of em!) an got em ta come in an write a book by given the title o' "The Great Assembly"(prolly all it took). Now they got ta write all them "testaments of the oracles" down an they was all happy 'bout it.
Now here's the howdown...the cristers stole the book from 'em fer ther own, an had ta give it a newer name...They decided ta call it the "Old Testa(ment)" fer obvious reasons...They knowed nobody would pay no attention ta it if'n they called it the Testament of the Oracles (for short) the "old Testacles".

“let's do this thang!”

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#434409 Jan 10, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Maybe as a "christian" you shouldn't be making remarks about or elaborating on women's pubic hair.
Just my opinion...
there you go imposing your morals on me again. tisk tisk, hypocrite!

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#434410 Jan 10, 2013
Huh wrote:
<quoted text>An idiotic Christian. Oops, redundant
why do you mock and hate and tell lies about my lord and savior!!!! Jesus Christ

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