I dunno?<quoted text>I spent four days at a sheep farm in New Zealand. It was just before shearing time. Their nether regions were covered in sheep effluent. How any man could looks at that and go, "Ahem!", boggles the mind. Wouldn't their imagination up in the loft work better?
They always got them "good shepards" depicted with them wrapped 'round ther necks though...ever notice that?
Things must'a been tough back in the day!