Some people say Willy Wonka is evil but I disagree, I think he's awesome!<quoted text>
To many Christians, Satan is a more powerful deity than the Christian god.
They attribute all manner of fantastical activity to him, even admit that he sometimes makes them do things.
But God can't even keep a Christian from wrecking their SUV, or dying of cancer.
I'd be impressed if either of your deities could create a piece of bubble gum that tastes like pot roast for me.
Willy Wonka can do it.
If statan is a deity then so am I :p