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Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>EX 20:14 God prohibits adultery.
HO 1:2 God instructs Hosea to "take a wife of harlotry."
Apparently God had a change of heart regarding adultery.
There is a lot lost in translation.

The ban on "adultery" and "fornication" originated as a prohibition against consorting with pagan temple prostitutes and against sex with those outside the religious community.

Seems to have been upheld intact by Catholicism.

Then again marrying a shikse is still an "abomination" to many Jews.
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Dec 30, 2012
 
G_O_D wrote:
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So is Lord of the Rings.
Good point.

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Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
Rev. Karl Pilkington on the Bible (part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =Z8yFVgWMc5QXX&feature=you tube_gdata_player
Karl makes more sense than nost of the fundies here. LOL

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HumanWaste wrote:
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We already know. You are gay.
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Dec 30, 2012
 
G_O_D wrote:
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The Pantera myth is just as unsubstantiated as the Christian virgin birth. It is just more believable (to modern people) than a demi-god.
More likely he had rather average parents and family.
Well, not quite as unsubstantiated. At least Pantera has a grave in Germany. But, yes, very far fetched.

I think it was The Jesus Dynasty that offered the case by Tabor.

I consider it worth a read, but I don't give the theory much credence.

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This warning from the Jewish apostle Paul is becoming clearer and clearer as the days grow darker and darker:

Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; (1 Timothy 4:1)

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G_O_D wrote:
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The anonymous author of John is a proven fabricator.
you're a liar

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Dec 30, 2012
 
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>you're a liar
No. He speaks the truth.

Though there was not a single anonymous author but several.

Sucks to be a Christian, huh?

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How many Atheist
does it take to screw in a light bulb?
does it take to eat an armadillo?
does it take to count the stars in the sky?
does it take to light a firecracker?
tried to peel their M&M's?
applied to get an IQ?
tried to plant a box of Cheerios to raise Donuts?
... etc, etc, etc.

atheist are dumb

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G_O_D wrote:
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Karl makes more sense than nost of the fundies here. LOL
you both are as nutty as a squirrel turd...

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T-Town Clown wrote:
How many Atheist
does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy!

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Dec 30, 2012
 
T-Town Clown wrote:
How many Atheist
does it take to screw in a light bulb?
does it take to eat an armadillo?
does it take to count the stars in the sky?
does it take to light a firecracker?
tried to peel their M&M's?
applied to get an IQ?
tried to plant a box of Cheerios to raise Donuts?
... etc, etc, etc.
atheist are dumb
1. 0 ... we ask Sagan to do it with his mind.

3. 10, it's a delicacy, can't afford too much of it.

4. 1 .... it's called a computer.

5. 2, one holds the pale of water for emergencies.

6. I don't try, I do peel my M&Ms.

7. Erm .... that one I don't understand.

8. Alchemy isn't real.

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Dec 30, 2012
 
KittenKoder wrote:
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LotR was better by far. Much higher production value.
Far better as literature, also. And the linguistic appendices were fabulous.
Why didn't the deity think to include those in the Bible, for future reference?

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Dec 30, 2012
 
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>OMG don't get me started. There's noting like a good corned beef sandwich on ray...
Hehehe. There are times when I pret' much live outta my crock pot.

Pork steak and veggies.

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KittenKoder wrote:
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1. 0 ... we ask Sagan to do it with his mind.
3. 10, it's a delicacy, can't afford too much of it.
4. 1 .... it's called a computer.
5. 2, one holds the pale of water for emergencies.
6. I don't try, I do peel my M&Ms.
7. Erm .... that one I don't understand.
8. Alchemy isn't real.
Im starting to really like you..

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As all the planets of the universe that have intelligent life align in perfect order with Earth ... a gamma ray blast of knowledge shoots across the vast, dark reaches of space and time and slams headlong into the Great Pyramid of Intellect ... where, as fate would have it, standing precisely at ground zero is, Professor Clownie. Go figure!!!

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Chess Jurist wrote:
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No. He speaks the truth.
Though there was not a single anonymous author but several.
Sucks to be a Christian, huh?
Jesus is the truth... you're a liar

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T-Town Clown wrote:
Im starting to really like you..
KittenKoder, quick, get a tetanus shot!

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Dec 30, 2012
 
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Jesus is the truth... you're a liar
No. You're lying. And you don't understand your myth well enough to defend it other than with lies and nonsense.

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T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Jesus is the truth... you're a liar
What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

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