Why I’m no longer a Christian

[Black Thunder 42]

macumazahn wrote:

<quoted text>If you start singing or playing Andy Williams, we're gonna have issues.
Laffin.

Hahahah! I promise not to do that! LOL!

[macumazahn]

Black Thunder 42 wrote:

<quoted text>Hahahah! I promise not to do that! LOL!

Sorry - givin' away my age group, there.

[Huh]

waaasssuuup wrote:

<quoted text>
you're calling me the village idiot?
c'mon hon, you can't keep up; all you can do is cut/paste some jerkoff named robert greenbottoms. who the hael cares what that hater says about anything?

You're right. The village wouldn't have you. Your just an idiot.

That you must lie and dissemble and disparage the character of a man fully respected by the Christians of his day speaks of the insidious waste inside of you. You are a puke stain. Nothing more.

[Huh]

macumazahn wrote:

<quoted text>If you start singing or playing Andy Williams, we're gonna have issues.
Laffin.

Wiiliams is lucky that he lost Longet to Spider. Bang, bang, shoot, shoot. Twer an 'accident'.

[Tide with Beach]

T-Town Clown wrote:

<quoted text>getting to you huh?

Make yourself useful, and fetch an apologist for the thread to play with.

[Huh]

macumazahn wrote:

<quoted text>There it is again.
Why do fundies insist that they "believe on" something?
The correct form is "believe in".
I suppose their need to feel special is showing in their misuse of the language.
Again.

I think it means they have an imaginary, hippie boyfriend.

[macumazahn]

Oh, hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch...

*headdesk*

Ow.

[Huh]

T-Town Clown wrote:

<quoted text>getting to you huh?

We consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.

[Huh]

Huh wrote:

<quoted text>You're right. The village wouldn't have you. Your just an idiot.
That you must lie and dissemble and disparage the character of a man fully respected by the Christians of his day speaks of the insidious waste inside of you. You are a puke stain. Nothing more.

Oops, Fundie homonym alert.

[water_nymph]

Huh wrote:

<quoted text>Have you been hitting the cooking sherry? You're confusing the village idiot wasssuuupp with Wiggs.

No sherry, but I did respond to the wrong post. It was meant for waassuupp. I do apologize, Mr. W!

[water_nymph]

jean77 wrote:

<quoted text>Its a knowing, not a feeling.I will pray god give you what you need.The feeling.He is a good god and he loves you so much.It hurt my heart to read your story.And that was a feeling.I will beg god to give you what you need to know him.He will do it,I just no he will

You make the assumption that people who do not believe as you do don't have what they need. You're wrong. And then, on top of that, you tell them you'll pray for them to have something they neither want nor need. How arrogant c of you.

Why would you have to beg God to give someone something he has not seen fit to give them in the first place? Do you think you are so special that you can force God to accept those he hasn't called?

What a blithering idiot you are.

[timn17]

macumazahn wrote:

<quoted text>Bog's navel, you're SERIOUS?
Now THAT'S funny!
ROFLOL

Ahaha. Wow.

[Huh]

water_nymph wrote:

<quoted text>No sherry, but I did respond to the wrong post. It was meant for waassuupp. I do apologize, Mr. W!

Hah!

[The Truth]

Huh wrote:

<quoted text>And your one claim to fame is...?

Why, knowing who you are, of course!

[Huh]

The Truth wrote:

<quoted text>
Why, knowing who you are, of course!

Really? All bluff, no gruff. You've been making this claim for a year, Nitwitsan, and, still, nothing.

[lightbeamrider]

waaasssuuup wrote:

<quoted text>
you're calling me the village idiot?
c'mon hon, you can't keep up; all you can do is cut/paste some jerkoff named robert greenbottoms. who the hael cares what that hater says about anything?

If the information is correct, and i am not saying it is, then the source does not matter. That is why people have dogs. They bark if someone is lurking about outdoors.

[The Truth]

Huh wrote:

<quoted text>Really? All bluff, no gruff. You've been making this claim for a year, Nitwitsan, and, still, nothing.

Really. All in, no chagrin.
Ask anyone.
Haha.

[macumazahn]

Huh wrote:

<quoted text>Wiiliams is lucky that he lost Longet to Spider. Bang, bang, shoot, shoot. Twer an 'accident'.

Hehehe.

"What's your plan?"

"Hulk smash."

[Huh]

The Truth wrote:

<quoted text>
Really. All in, no chagrin.
Ask anyone.
Haha.

No. Still. Nothing. One year. Put up or shut up. I welcome the reveal. All or nothing. As usual, god botherer, you have nothing. I can send lawyers, guns, and money to assist you. Or, you can flail, oblivious and impotently in the wind, as usual. Bwahahahahaha. Christians. Losers. Redundant.

[Huh]

macumazahn wrote:

<quoted text>Hehehe.
"What's your plan?"
"Hulk smash."

Me plan is to laugh at them there Christians. An endless supply of comedy gold.