Why I’m no longer a Christian

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#426505 Dec 12, 2012
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text>You make a hell of a lot of assumptions. But that's just so you can be nasty to people.
You chide someone for having to clean up after animals and then all of a sudden, you've worked with animals. Sounds like a made up story if I ever heard one. Vet's assistant, my firm round behind.
Mow you have to get nasty and even more deceitful.

You just can't handle ever being caught in a lie.
Marlowe the Wonder Dog

Indian Trail, NC

#426506 Dec 12, 2012
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
Suck butter from my ass, viking.
Why should he do it? Is your ugly fat-assed girlfriend busy?
Marlowe the Wonder Dog

Indian Trail, NC

#426507 Dec 12, 2012
You used to let me do it to you. Marlowe style.
Hehehe.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#426508 Dec 12, 2012
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text> ....By the way: What job do you have that you can be on the internet so much?...
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
School ends at 2:30 PM. Are you jealous ?
Feck off!
So, that means you're in the seventh grade? You should stay after school; maybe you'll learn to tell when you've been insulted.

Feck off yourself, you in-grown asshair.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#426509 Dec 12, 2012
Just Results wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL. Then prove I'm Viking.[QUOTE]

If you don't have to prove your god is real, I don't have to prove you're viking. I know you are.

[QUOTE who="Just Results"]<quoted text>
I'll be waiting.
Hold your breath; it will make the time seem to go by more quickly.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#426510 Dec 12, 2012
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
For the horse's sake, I hope you used plenty of Chapstick.
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
You never worked with animals. I guess that was another one of your lies.
You use a sterile lubricant on the equipment. KY Jelly, not chapstick. A prize horses semen is worth thousands to millions of dollars.
Good thing we didn't get into breach births ! "You would have said let the animals die! I ain't sticking my arms in there!"
{*snicker!*}

Let me break it down for you, genius, so that even *YOU* can understand it:

What is Chapstick for? It's for making your lips soft and moist and full. Why do *YOU* need soft lips when obtaining horse semen?

Think, "G_O_D," *think!!*

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#426511 Dec 12, 2012
Marlowe the Wonder Dog wrote:
You used to let me do it to you. Marlowe style.
Hehehe.
The way I heard it, you do your *sister* Marlowe-style. I'm inclined to believe it.

I'm gonna go watch tv.
Huh

Arlington, TX

#426512 Dec 12, 2012
Meltdown Meredith wrote:
<quoted text>
Ka-BOOM!
That was your brain exploding!
Ah, Nitwitsan. I perused the portion of the thread composed this morning. Nothing. Nope. Nada. Zilch. Thank you for proving you are a worthless little simp.

“Live Love Laugh”

Since: Aug 07

Rings of Saturn Emporium

#426513 Dec 12, 2012
Just Results wrote:
<quoted text>
If it is enough to choke you to death, I'll contribute. Will a check do?
Why do all fundies want people they don't like to die? What kind of horrid god do you worship that makes you all such nasty, hateful, terroristic human beings?

“Live Love Laugh”

Since: Aug 07

Rings of Saturn Emporium

#426514 Dec 12, 2012
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
School ends at 2:30 PM. Are you jealous ?
Feck off!
Why should I be? I'm retired. Of course, your retirement will be much greater than mine. Hahaha.

“Live Love Laugh”

Since: Aug 07

Rings of Saturn Emporium

#426515 Dec 12, 2012
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
Mow you have to get nasty and even more deceitful.
You just can't handle ever being caught in a lie.
What lie? Please be specific.

“Live Love Laugh”

Since: Aug 07

Rings of Saturn Emporium

#426516 Dec 12, 2012
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
The way I heard it, you do your *sister* Marlowe-style. I'm inclined to believe it.
I'm gonna go watch tv.
And I'm going to bed and finish reading 'Reasonable Doubt'.

Sleep well all.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#426517 Dec 12, 2012
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text>Yes, you did. You said that in this day and age it is unnecessary for a woman to breast feed. Same thing, G.
You call me a liar because either you don't remember what you said or because you can't admit being thoroughly beaten in that conversation. By mere women. Women who breast fed their babies on a doctor's advice. And..because they are women who wanted the best for their babies. You can't bond with a bottle. Natural immunization doesn't take place with bottle feeding. Babies sleep better when breast fed. They feel more secure when they are breast fed. As a result of that, they grow to adulthood feeling more secure. But all that flew right over your head because you read up on breast feeding, found an article that proved (to you) that you knew more about breast feeding than mothers do, and made you feel superior.
Why not, instead of trying to prove that an education is worth more than life, prove that you're a compassionate, well-adjusted human being with the ability to communicate with us heathen idiots?
He'll be raising the dead next.

Oh, wait, that gig's taken, innit?

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#426518 Dec 12, 2012
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL! i see this cartoon bubble of you saying this while you're rolling on the floor flaying your arms and legs and holding your breath till you turn blue:)
"Flailing".

"Flaying" means something quite different, and much more unpleasant.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#426519 Dec 12, 2012
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text> I just finished altering two pairs of pants for my grandson. I wonder if I had said what I was going to do if I would have had a google article thrown at me to tell me how I was not doing it correctly, how much smarter a person is who reads an article on sewing is than one who has done it since childhood, and been told the correct way to do it. I wouldn't be surprised in the least.
I used to be a dab hand at stitching wounds - at least until they invented Crazy Glue.
That's about the limit of my proven skills as a sempster, though.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#426520 Dec 12, 2012
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text>You can say all of the above again!
Even worse are turkeys. My aunt and uncle raised turkeys and that's a whole different side of bird-raising. It was my job as a child to pull out the big feathers. Later, I had to pull out pin feathers. I don't know which is worse. The worst job as a child though was working the tobacco fields suckering the plants. Back breaking work even for the very young. We had to pick it every week or 10 days when my uncle said the leaves were 'prime'. Then we'd have to split the stems and lay them on boards in the drying shed for about a week. then we had to tie leaves together in small bundles and hang them to smoke. I can't remember what kind of wood my uncle used, but I do remember that the smell was really nice. I used to love to see the bundles of tobacco hanging to smoke cure. I never helped after that point, so can't say what happened to it after it was cured. I think that's because he didn't want us kids around the cutter, but it could have been for other reasons. My dad smoked a pipe and he would get his tobacco from his brother. No one in the family ever died as a result of smoking, so I think maybe the chemicals they started using in commercial cigarettes has a lot to do with the cancer rate from smoking. I can't say for sure, though.
And I was always glad to go back to school and be away from all of that! The one promise I made to myself as a child and kept was that if possible, I would never sucker tobacco when I got grown. Thank goodness life has afforded me the blessing of being able to keep that promise!
Three times, quickly:

"I'm not the pheasant-plucker, I'm the pheasant-plucker's son.
I'm just sitting plucking pheasants till the pheasant-plucker comes."

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#426521 Dec 12, 2012
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text> Nope. He's a human. I have proof.
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“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#426522 Dec 12, 2012
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text>My youngest son's wife still likes to drive the old putt-putt tractor. Some of her happiest days are spent on that thing.
I remember loving an old 1940s Massey, with an exposed sickle bar attached. How I didn't kill someone with that thing...
Vaguely reminiscent of sword blades on chariot wheels...

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#426523 Dec 12, 2012
Just Results wrote:
<quoted text>
WN is a hateful bitch too.
Well, aren't you the little ray of sunshine?

Wait, weren't you supposed to be some sort of Christian?

Only your slip is showing.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#426524 Dec 12, 2012
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
Correct. Neither of proved you knew a thing about candling eggs.
<quoted text>
He doesn't care; he needs to win in order to feed his god complex.
Otherwise, he'll cry.
I have some tissues somewhere.

Wait, I don't care even that much.

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