Satchmo

United States

#425940 Dec 10, 2012
HipGnosis wrote:
<quoted text>Well God forbid that G_O_D might be disgruntled by the little peoples with whom he's forced to share space.
If someone has "discounted the gospels" citing their dating as the sole reason, with no further arguments fleshing out the objection, then yes, that would be somewhat weak.
I can't say I saw someone do that. Did you, or did you just leap onto a thin slice of a long ongoing discussion and use it to springboard yet another bit of obnoxious pedantry?
Your erudition is oftentimes interesting, and informative. A modicum of civility and no small amount of humility would be a welcome addition to your repertoire.
The dating of the written sources is an important, but uncritical, portion of the overall denouement. It is merely another criticism. The problem with the alleged "historical" gospels is NOT that they were written so long after the fact, but that they claim to be based on eyewitness accounts. This is not a vital component in general of the histories of Caesar, etc. Those instances in which they appear - say, the story of Alexander and the Gordian Knot, for instance - are seen by >most< readers as anecdotal and apocryphal, and it matters little whether it was written immediately or 1000 years later. The existence of Alexander does not depend on the story, nor are the accounts intended to serve to deify the man. The gospels, on the other hand, DO depend on the alleged veracity of the eyewitness accounts - thus the importance in questioning their autograph.
Shut your pie hole, jackass.

“Yes, I'm A Witch; Deal With It”

Since: May 10

MY KARMA KILLED YOUR DOGMA

#425941 Dec 10, 2012
DearthOfCouth wrote:
<quoted text>
Gad.
You people are truly frightening.
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
deliverance from unclean & suicidal spirits frightens you, couth???
how many do you think that YOU may be harboring in YOUR soul?
yeah, you should be afraid of me cuz i bind & cast them devils out;)
You *do* realize that we are laughing at you, don't you?

What does your buybull say about excessive pride, jerkoff?
Satchmo

United States

#425942 Dec 10, 2012
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
<quoted text>
I did that a couple of years ago. Weren't you paying attention?
http://xcntrik.wordpress.com/much-ado-about-s...
Blow it out your bugle, Junior College reject.

“Yes, I'm A Witch; Deal With It”

Since: May 10

MY KARMA KILLED YOUR DOGMA

#425943 Dec 10, 2012
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
i have in a sense, when i was baptised into the death and ressurection of Jesus! it's the only way to cease from being a fallen, lying, murdering, covetous & selfish human.
now it's your turn:)
You need a padded cell.
Satchmo

United States

#425944 Dec 10, 2012
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
Dream on, fucknugget.
LMAO!!
Is that what you tell the little children?

“ Xue Rengui”

Since: Oct 09

Khitan extraordinaire

#425945 Dec 10, 2012
Think this is apt here:

"It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them." -

- Alfred Adler

“Yes, I'm A Witch; Deal With It”

Since: May 10

MY KARMA KILLED YOUR DOGMA

#425946 Dec 10, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>Why do you assume that I am any of those things, with your only 'evidence' being that I don't believe Jesus is my Redeemer?
I don't need a turn at switching off my Divinely inspired brain, so that it may receive your 'god', and go forth in abject ignorance, abdicating responsibility for my own joy, and placing that responsibility in the hands of a 'deity' as you seem to insist?
You can have my turn at that.
I'm going to pass.
:)
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
sssssooooo you're perfectly righteous in-and-of yourself and don't need God's provision for the sin of the world.
Nope; neither me nor her. Deal with it.
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>you won't be able to say that no one tried cuz it's on record that we did:)
No it isn't. You're demented. You are delusional. You need to be locked up in a mental ward.

“Yes, I'm A Witch; Deal With It”

Since: May 10

MY KARMA KILLED YOUR DOGMA

#425947 Dec 10, 2012
Mr Wiggley wrote:
<quoted text>
Quit changing the subject...you openly claimed you are a murderer and I'm telling you to turn yourself in.
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
lol! no - i'm openly claiming that you're a murderer, a thief and adulterer at heart:)
And that makes you a fucking liar. And you can take those little smiley faces at the end of each of your posts and shove it up your ass where you keep your brain.

“Yes, I'm A Witch; Deal With It”

Since: May 10

MY KARMA KILLED YOUR DOGMA

#425948 Dec 10, 2012
love_spell wrote:
<quoted text>
no one is judging you. no persecution points here paranoid peggy.
BOOOoooOOOOOOOOOoooo
I love your avatar--yummmm!!

“Yes, I'm A Witch; Deal With It”

Since: May 10

MY KARMA KILLED YOUR DOGMA

#425949 Dec 10, 2012
Sister Kathryn Lust wrote:
<quoted text>I have no earthly idea what you just said, much less what I'll say before I leave this plane - if anything.
What I did say, on the other hand, was that you and your version of 'god' have no power over me, because I don't relinquish responsibility for myself to a 'deity' of any kind.
But if that's your cup o' meat, feel free to gnaw it at will.
Happy Monday!!
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
let me break this down for you:
you said - "I don't relinquish responsibility for myself to a 'deity' of any kind"
this means that instead of allowing Christ to atone for your sins (which is the only way to the Father), you agree to pay for them yourself.
There are no "sins" to atone for. Your christ is a shitty little second-rate myth. Deal with it.
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>i'm just trying to cut threw the crap so you can see how it looks from God's perspective:)
So now you know the mind of your god, do you? Talk about hubris.

Since: Aug 11

Location hidden

#425950 Dec 10, 2012
I'm no longer a Christian because I hate clowns telling me what to do.

“Yes, I'm A Witch; Deal With It”

Since: May 10

MY KARMA KILLED YOUR DOGMA

#425951 Dec 10, 2012
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
<quoted text>
Bad history.
The Gospels are "historical documents" in that thet relay particular views from specific times and places of origin.
The Gospels are not historical accounts, they are religious propaganda.
See actual historians for the opinions of historians here:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows ...
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
Why do you consider religious propaganda as less "historical" than political propoganda (which is exactly what most of the documents are)?
Is the medieval copy of Gallic Wars more reliable than the 2nd cent. Gospel of Thmoas ? If so, why ?
Was the person who wrote Caesar's alleged memoirs above reproach ?
For a "professional historian and archaeologist," you certainly know very little about either, outside of your own confirmation bias.

“Yes, I'm A Witch; Deal With It”

Since: May 10

MY KARMA KILLED YOUR DOGMA

#425953 Dec 10, 2012
A Former Liberal wrote:
<quoted text>
Let's see your "proof" of Satan.
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>stop making an @ss outta yourself
Translation: "I haven't got any."

“Yes, I'm A Witch; Deal With It”

Since: May 10

MY KARMA KILLED YOUR DOGMA

#425954 Dec 10, 2012
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>you can't disprove satan can you???
CHECKMATE
Clown on the side grinning
You make the claim of a satan; you have to prove it.

You can't.

So you dodge and lie.

“Yes, I'm A Witch; Deal With It”

Since: May 10

MY KARMA KILLED YOUR DOGMA

#425955 Dec 10, 2012
T-Town Clown wrote:
Jesus rose from the dead...
No he didn't. Jesus is a lie.

“Yes, I'm A Witch; Deal With It”

Since: May 10

MY KARMA KILLED YOUR DOGMA

#425956 Dec 10, 2012
Robert Stevens wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes, we are all special...
How can everyone be "special" if there is no one "not special" to compare them to?

“Jesus is Love”

Since: Jul 12

Hutchinson, MN

#425957 Dec 10, 2012
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
<quoted text>

The Gospels are not historical accounts, they are religious propaganda.
An interesting expression of bullshit. Did you learn this in your prison cell ?

“Jesus is Love”

Since: Jul 12

Hutchinson, MN

#425958 Dec 10, 2012
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
You make the claim of a satan; you have to prove it.
.
No he doesn't.

“Yes, I'm A Witch; Deal With It”

Since: May 10

MY KARMA KILLED YOUR DOGMA

#425959 Dec 10, 2012
Satchmo wrote:
<quoted text>
Is that what you tell the little children?
That doesn't even make any sense.

What do *you* tell little children--that they'll burn in hell forever and ever if they don't blow you?

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#425960 Dec 10, 2012
T-Town Clown wrote:
He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.(John 3:36)
The believer has everlasting life IN Jesus Christ BUT the unbeliever has the wrath of God upon them! Why? Because they are still DEAD in their sins without Christ!
Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:(Romans 5:12)
For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; (Romans 3:23)
As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:(Romans 3:10)
GET SAVED EVIL ONES
Who are you to judge someone as evil?

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