Huh

Dallas, TX

#425833 Dec 10, 2012
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
and yet your kind always seeks out my kind when you finally come to your end.....
I don't go to mythical places with strange men.
-- Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (1988), quoted from Encarta Book of Quotations (1999)

“Love much, trust none”

Since: Jul 11

There

#425834 Dec 10, 2012
waaasssuuup wrote:
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and yet your kind always seeks out my kind when you finally come to your end.....
I would sooner seek out a mad dog than you.

“Love much, trust none”

Since: Jul 11

There

#425835 Dec 10, 2012
waaasssuuup wrote:
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so you believe every 'tom', dick & harry who contradicts Jesus - what's new?;)
Nope.

You are the one who takes only the books that a Roman Emperor said you can only believe.

“What do I know?”

Since: Apr 08

Rings of Saturn Emporium

#425836 Dec 10, 2012
Huh wrote:
[Passage]:
The doctrine that future happiness depends upon belief is monstrous. It is the infamy of infamies. The notion that faith in Christ is to be rewarded by an eternity of bliss, while a dependence upon reason, observation and experience merits everlasting pain, is too absurd for refutation, and can be relieved only by that unhappy mixture of insanity and ignorance, called "faith." What man, who ever thinks, can believe that blood can appease God? And yet, our entire system of religion is based upon that belief. The Jews pacified Jehovah with the blood of animals, and according to the Christian system, the blood of Jesus softened the heart of God a little, and rendered possible the salvation of a fortunate few. It is hard to conceive how the human mind can give assent to such terrible ideas, or how any sane man can read the Bible and still believe in the doctrine of inspiration.
-- Robert Green Ingersoll, The Gods
Magnificent.

Just effing magnificent.

“Love much, trust none”

Since: Jul 11

There

#425837 Dec 10, 2012
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text>I'm not going to argue with you G. I have the right to my opinion just as you do.
I'm sorry that you think I'm being dishonest, as you said earlier.....
I am not arguing your opinion. I am arguing your flawed and biased methodology.

Apply the same standards across the board is all I ask of anyone.

“Love much, trust none”

Since: Jul 11

There

#425838 Dec 10, 2012
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text>Or says that something Paul said were the words of Jesus. I've caught him at that many times.
Well, it's what Jesus would have said if he hadn't died before he had a chance to say what he _really_ meant.
That is the big problem that few will face.

Their deity walked the Earth for 30 years but had to wait until he was dead to explain everything to a couple of clueless Greeks.

Makes no sense at all unless said deity was a clueles twit, too.

“Don't be so dichotomous.”

Since: Jan 11

Embrace the grey.

#425839 Dec 10, 2012
Huh wrote:
<quoted text>Child labor law violation!
They are all at least 18 elf years old.

That's like 345 in human years.

If anything, they're taking advantage of me.

Why am I the one who has to travel the entire world in one night and stuff my fatass down chimneys carrying a bag that weighs 50 metric tons, while they are just tinkering in their little climate controlled workshop sipping on eggnog and eating gingerbread strippers?

Yeah, they make gingerbread strippers with little chocolate chip pasties.

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

Location hidden

#425840 Dec 10, 2012
Huh wrote:
<quoted text>The churches have no confidence in each other. Why? Because they are acquainted with each other.
-- Robert Green Ingersoll, quoted from the book Ingersoll the Magnificent, edited by Joseph Lewis, which does not cite references
The ministers are in duty bound to denounce all intellectual pride, and show that we are never quite so dear to God as when we admit that we are poor, corrupt and idiotic worms; that we never should have been born; that we ought to be damned without the least delay.... The old creed is still taught. They still insist that God is infinitely wise, powerful and good, and that all men are totally depraved. They insist that the best man god ever made, deserved to be damned the moment he was finished.
-- Robert Green Ingersoll, "Some Mistakes of Moses" (1879)
what does all this hafta do with you having a nice ass?
Huh

Dallas, TX

#425841 Dec 10, 2012
Tide with Beach wrote:
<quoted text>
They are all at least 18 elf years old.
That's like 345 in human years.
If anything, they're taking advantage of me.
Why am I the one who has to travel the entire world in one night and stuff my fatass down chimneys carrying a bag that weighs 50 metric tons, while they are just tinkering in their little climate controlled workshop sipping on eggnog and eating gingerbread strippers?
Yeah, they make gingerbread strippers with little chocolate chip pasties.
Wouldn't it be easier just to pay off our credit cards in January?

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

Location hidden

#425842 Dec 10, 2012
Huh wrote:
<quoted text>Every pulpit is a pillory, in which stands a hired culprit, defending the justice of his own imprisonment.
-- Robert Green Ingersoll, "Individuality" (1873)
it's all 'they say' stuff, hon.

come with me if you want to live - waaasssuuup 12/10/2012
Huh

Dallas, TX

#425843 Dec 10, 2012
waaasssuuup wrote:
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what does all this hafta do with you having a nice ass?
What do you have to do with sentience? Your misogyny does not alarm me. I expect it. You are the definition of depravity, which is why you are attract tend to the religion of the depraved. I am in a long line of women that you will never have, and who look down upon you with disgust and derision, and I know one day you will be someone's little boy toy in prison. Enjoy.

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

Location hidden

#425844 Dec 10, 2012
Huh wrote:
<quoted text>The old lady who said there must be a devil, else how could they make pictures that looked exactly like him, reasoned like a trained theologian -- like a doctor of divinity.
-- Robert Green Ingersoll, from "Superstition" (1898)
i'm guessing that 'bobby' the greenhorn ingnoramisoll wishes he were in your shoes right now so he could repent and believe on Jesus
Huh

Dallas, TX

#425845 Dec 10, 2012
G_O_D wrote:
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That is the big problem that few will face.
Their deity walked the Earth for 30 years but had to wait until he was dead to explain everything to a couple of clueless Greeks.
Makes no sense at all unless said deity was a clueles twit, too.
And yet not one table, bookcase, or even a chair from the Jesus line.

“Live Love Laugh”

Since: Aug 07

Rings of Saturn Emporium

#425846 Dec 10, 2012
DearthOfCouth wrote:
<quoted text>
Indeed it was. I'm still reeling with it.
I think it deserves a replay:
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What else is there to say?
I used to think that no one could be that idiotic. I thought they were just horsing around. Turns out they're serious. If that doesn't scare you, nothing will.

“Live Love Laugh”

Since: Aug 07

Rings of Saturn Emporium

#425847 Dec 10, 2012
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
I would sooner seek out a mad dog than you.
Ditto.

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#425848 Dec 10, 2012
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
Exactly. Sadly it is almost as common in academia as the church.
Look up.

You missed something.

“Live Love Laugh”

Since: Aug 07

Rings of Saturn Emporium

#425849 Dec 10, 2012
G_O_D wrote:
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I am not arguing your opinion. I am arguing your flawed and biased methodology.
Apply the same standards across the board is all I ask of anyone.
G, I could say the same to you. You appear to take the Jewish writings above history and almost everything else. But I don't call you dishonest or flawed due to that.

Maybe you could work on your presentation skills.

“Don't be so dichotomous.”

Since: Jan 11

Embrace the grey.

#425850 Dec 10, 2012
Huh wrote:
<quoted text>Wouldn't it be easier just to pay off our credit cards in January?
I offer on-the-sled financing.

I also accept reindeer food as payment. Petsmart never f_cking has it anymore.
Huh

Dallas, TX

#425851 Dec 10, 2012
Tide with Beach wrote:
<quoted text>
I offer on-the-sled financing.
I also accept reindeer food as payment. Petsmart never f_cking has it anymore.
That's because the Texans buy it all by cheat hunting the Cheney way.
Huh

Dallas, TX

#425852 Dec 10, 2012
waaasssuuup wrote:
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i'm guessing that 'bobby' the greenhorn ingnoramisoll wishes he were in your shoes right now so he could repent and believe on Jesus
Nah.

The orthodox faith painted God as a revengeful being, and yet people talk about loving such a being.
-- P T Barnum, from Rufus K Noyes, Views of Religion, quoted from James A Haught, ed, 2000 Years of Disbelief

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