They are all at least 18 elf years old.<quoted text>Child labor law violation!
That's like 345 in human years.
If anything, they're taking advantage of me.
Why am I the one who has to travel the entire world in one night and stuff my fatass down chimneys carrying a bag that weighs 50 metric tons, while they are just tinkering in their little climate controlled workshop sipping on eggnog and eating gingerbread strippers?
Yeah, they make gingerbread strippers with little chocolate chip pasties.