Why I’m no longer a Christian

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#425074 Dec 7, 2012
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text> He needs to prove HE loves God by following his God's instructions.
Somehow, I don't see that happening without said God coming down and spanking him.
Should I send a holographic message to Anshar? It will probably take a long time for him to return just for such a trivial task...and...he will probably be dead first anyway - THEN he will be real mad at me!
Never mind---just answered my own question...

“What are you looking at?”

Since: Jan 08

Albuquerque, NM

#425075 Dec 7, 2012
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
"You claim you can raise the dead"
i was crucified (spiritually) with Christ and was raised in newness of life! why do you think i'm talking like this???
"You claim you can cast out demons"
i bind them and cast them out of my life all the time. why do you think i can talk like this?
Self.

That answers both of those statements.

No religion required. No belief in Jesus/"God"/Allah/et c.

In other words, you aren't anymore a "Christian" than I am.

Since: Dec 12

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#425076 Dec 7, 2012
karl44 wrote:
<quoted text>
the utterances of a god contain error?
Of course not. The error is ours because of the way we read it.

“B. Hussein Obama---”

Since: Nov 09

---CHINA'S BEST FRIEND

#425077 Dec 7, 2012
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
hitler was a lover of humanity (his brand)
He was also a christian. You're in good company.

“MEET KIKI -She Seeks Home”

Since: Oct 10

With Established Harem

#425078 Dec 7, 2012
Skombolis wrote:
<quoted text>
Had no choice mac
While i saw W-N try to say I felt brow-beaten by a woman, which is weird since that would be sexist if a guy said that, nothing could be further from the truth.*SNIPPED FOR SPACE**
.. why the struggle? Wouldn't it be easier to surrender? That doesn't mean you're giving up, just that you aren't going to fight a specific battle anymore ..

.. maybe you'll understand this: acceptance is the key to serenity. You're outnumbered in this battle, accept it, move on, surrender it to your HP ..

“B. Hussein Obama---”

Since: Nov 09

---CHINA'S BEST FRIEND

#425079 Dec 7, 2012
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
you're objective to the kingdom of darkness but opposed to the kingdom of God
Again, LMAO@U

“B. Hussein Obama---”

Since: Nov 09

---CHINA'S BEST FRIEND

#425080 Dec 7, 2012
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
dude - i said i was sorry hours ago, but i'll say it again: i'm sorry. now can we be BFF?:)
No. Not only did you lie to me, you lie to others here, and you lie about your "abilities" and about your religion.

“MEET KIKI -She Seeks Home”

Since: Oct 10

With Established Harem

#425081 Dec 7, 2012
Mr Wiggley wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't know how far back you've been involved with his posts but he's made some pretty wild claims about raising people from the dead and removing demons that are good for a laugh.
His credibility is zero.
.. ya, but Waaasssuuup is still my cute little curmudgeon ..

.. if I ever decide on an exorcism, he'll be there for me ..

.. meanwhile, plan on letting my demons out tonight ..

“B. Hussein Obama---”

Since: Nov 09

---CHINA'S BEST FRIEND

#425082 Dec 7, 2012
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
you said "The bible is a book of lies"
yet jewish people can trace their geneologies from it and their patriarchs who wrote it have marked graves, wells and geographic boundaries listed in the Bible. we can still trace the footsteps of Jesus, the apostle paul...etc. now who's lying???
"You claim you can raise the dead"
i was crucified (spiritually) with Christ and was raised in newness of life! why do you think i'm talking like this???
"You claim you can cast out demons"
i bind them and cast them out of my life all the time. why do you think i can talk like this?
you're the liar!
Seek help.

“B. Hussein Obama---”

Since: Nov 09

---CHINA'S BEST FRIEND

#425083 Dec 7, 2012
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
you have all the evidence you need right in front of your face.
when you wanna get real, you come talk to uncle waaasssuuup;)
Are you claiming that you and Topix are evidence of God?

You need psychiatric help.

“I'm here with bells on.”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#425084 Dec 7, 2012
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
you said "The bible is a book of lies"
yet jewish people can trace their geneologies from it and their patriarchs who wrote it have marked graves, wells and geographic boundaries listed in the Bible. we can still trace the footsteps of Jesus, the apostle paul...etc. now who's lying???
"You claim you can raise the dead"
i was crucified (spiritually) with Christ and was raised in newness of life! why do you think i'm talking like this???
"You claim you can cast out demons"
i bind them and cast them out of my life all the time. why do you think i can talk like this?
you're the liar!
I have an idea: Nail two 7 foot-long 2X4's together in a 't' shape, raise it vertically and anchor it in the earth, acquire some iron nails, and enlist the help of all your friends to affix your body to this structure by your hands and feet. Hang there for....well...for as long as it takes.

Don't forget your crown of thorns.

When you're ready to be stabbed in the side, let me know.

“B. Hussein Obama---”

Since: Nov 09

---CHINA'S BEST FRIEND

#425085 Dec 7, 2012
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
i'm racking up sum serious persecution points today. thanks bud!;)
You and your persecution complex. What's next--are you going to tell us about the nail holes in your palms?

Get lost, loser.

“B. Hussein Obama---”

Since: Nov 09

---CHINA'S BEST FRIEND

#425086 Dec 7, 2012
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text> ....when you wanna get real, you come talk to uncle waaasssuuup;)
Is that what you tell children to get them to sit on that tent pole in your lap, mr. christian?

“MEET KIKI -She Seeks Home”

Since: Oct 10

With Established Harem

#425087 Dec 7, 2012
Tide with Beach wrote:
<quoted text>*SNIPPED*Spirituality is no longer a mystery. Maybe it is to those that still want to believe that it is tied to the supernatural realm. It's not that different from lightening, except that it takes place inside our brains. That makes it harder to study and be objective about, however, if we are to attempt at all to explain these "spiritual experiences", we must strive towards objectivity. To do that, we must dismiss all the various subjective explanations for these experiences.*SNIPPED*
.. science can explain what happens in the brain during a spiritual experience but it cannot explain the cause. You probably already knew I was going to jump on that one ..

.. can we now debate the legality of religious symbols on a schoolteacher's panties ??..

“B. Hussein Obama---”

Since: Nov 09

---CHINA'S BEST FRIEND

#425088 Dec 7, 2012
A Former Liberal wrote:
wrote:
<quoted text>
Why do you hate "Underdog?" Krypto and Superboy? After all they've done for you....
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
why aren't you over on alien or big foot threads get'n mad at them poor dudes? i know the naughtyness of your heart;)
Spoken like a true hater of Krypto and Underdog.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#425089 Dec 7, 2012
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text>I'm always honored when you want to steal something! How's your little slice of the world?
Other than health, things are well. Might have to take disability retirement sooner than I thought.

Not sure if that is a good or bad thing.

“What do I know?”

Since: Apr 08

Rings of Saturn Emporium

#425090 Dec 7, 2012
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
can we hang out & play raquetball, have tea or something? you can talk about antichrist 'science' theology & i can talk whatever:)
Let me get back to you on that.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#425091 Dec 7, 2012
DearthOfCouth wrote:
<quoted text>
Waaasssuuup's comparison was: me and Hitler. I couldn't decide whether I was offended or amused.
Wait. OK. I've decided.
Amused wins.
I just can't stop myself from pointing out that Hitler was a Christian at every oppurtunity. It brings out "The Real Christians"(tm) so we can know who they are. <smile>

Since: Jan 11

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#425092 Dec 7, 2012
Happy Lesbo wrote:
<quoted text>
.. science can explain what happens in the brain during a spiritual experience but it cannot explain the cause. You probably already knew I was going to jump on that one ..
.. can we now debate the legality of religious symbols on a schoolteacher's panties ??..
It's only an issue if the panties will be seen. As long as they are secret panty symbols, I think it's alright.

If a teacher is wearing a short skirt while standing in front of her desk, leans back to sit on the desk, and spreads her legs a little, the students in the front shouldn't see a bearded Jesus between her legs.

It's just not appropriate to flash your religious beliefs as a representative of the government.

Do your panties send a message?

“What do I know?”

Since: Apr 08

Rings of Saturn Emporium

#425093 Dec 7, 2012
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
I just can't stop myself from pointing out that Hitler was a Christian at every oppurtunity. It brings out "The Real Christians"(tm) so we can know who they are. <smile>
I think we've been here before.

I consider them all "real" Christians.

I mean, who is there to certify them?

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