If you haven't picked up any woman on the internet, it's not because you haven't tried. You have, time and time again. It's just that you got no takers because every female here knows they wouldn't want to even be in the same city with you, much less on a date of any sort.<quoted text>
hold on thar for a minute!
i've NEVER picked up a woman thru the internet or any other way since i've been married. if you're referring to my sense of humor, i reserve the right to keep it, thank you very much and it's much less malicious and blatantly insulting than yours!
You have no sense of humor. All you have is your misogyny. Don't confuse the two.