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Since: Sep 08

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#417496 Nov 4, 2012
AnnieJ wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL
I read your post...now this song is in my head!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =73zpwWG0JQoXX
Drat, now I'm gonna be stuck with that for ages...

Laffin.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#417497 Nov 4, 2012
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
The funny thing is I can back up everything. All you do is tell us how your ancestors followed a religion invented in 1980.
You are just another lying religitard.
As distinct from your religion, which was invented when, again?

“My Karma Killed Your Dogma”

Since: May 10

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#417498 Nov 4, 2012
Resurrectionologist wrote:
<quoted text>
Those are very good questions Kaitlin.
The answer isn't as simple or as cut and dry as many skeptics and even Christians alike would like it to be. I'll try to explain it as best as I can.
First of all, I do believe that hell exists as a spiritual realm and not as a physical realm. The hell of "Dante's Inferno" fame seems grossly misunderstood by everyone. I don't think anyone is there burning alive as we would here in this plane of existence. I interpret hell as separation from God. If God is love and light as described in the Bible, then hell is darkness, rejection, and loneliness far beyond anything we might experience here.
What purpose is served by maliciously sending someone there for the "heinous" crime of disbelief?

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#417499 Nov 4, 2012
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text> None of which are the words of Jesus, but most of which apply to YOU. But of course, you don't see yourself as anything but God-like.
You should repent immediately. Confessions of your sins will be good for your soul.
You are not under grace when you are not repentant, and you certainly don't seem to be. You only seem to be arrogant, bigoted, prejudiced and judgmental.
REPENT!
Knowledge, as many fundies, is operating under Zelazny's general principle of morals - that other people need them.

“Love much, trust none”

Since: Jul 11

There

#417500 Nov 4, 2012
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>And I don't care that you don't care - that makes us even. Sheesh.
And yes, I can most certainly equate a "religious ritual" with paedophelia, especially when it involves sexually mutilating infants and "kissing the boo-boo".(I still can't believe you had the breathtaking gall to so trivialize the process.)
For that matter, I could easily make the case that all religious fundamentalism, at least all I've encountered, is child abuse.
And your continued efforts to sidetrack to breastfeeding as incest are pellucid. Try another tack?
You have a problem with circumcission, millions of people don't.
You have no problem with breast feeding, millions of people do.

Your are biased and top big a coward or too stupid to admit it.

I find both practices barbaric.
How is that trivializing it ?

Quit trying to kiss WN's ass and get honest.

“My Karma Killed Your Dogma”

Since: May 10

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#417501 Nov 4, 2012
Knowledge wrote:
<quoted text>
He enjoys pissing you off, and he does it quite well.:)
Actually, I find him as fascinating as a new kind of parasite discovered under my microscope.

Kinda like you.

“My Karma Killed Your Dogma”

Since: May 10

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#417502 Nov 4, 2012
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
Which came first, Hercules the Son of Zeus and his Twelve Labors, or jesus, the son of Jehovah and his Twelve Disciples?
Which came first, Apollo the son of Zeus who was resurrected at the vernal equinox as the lamb, or jesus the son of jehovah who is called "the lamb" by so many christians?
Who came first, Hermes of Egypt/Greece, who was born of the Virgin Maia and called “the Logos” because he was the Messenger or Words of the Heavenly Father, Zeus, or jesus, the son of jehovah who was allegedly born from "the virgin Mary?"
Who came first, Issa/Isa of Arabia, who was born of the Virgin Mary and was the “Divine Word” of the ancient Arabian Nasara/Nazarenes around 400BCE, or jesus--the son of the virgin Mary and Jehovah?
Now, you're going to tell me (and rightfully so) that these are all "myths;" yet for some reason, your jesus who bears a *striking* resemblance to all these other godmen, is the only real deal. Care to explain how that's so?
Are you going to say it's because "god's word" says so?
Y'see, this is why the born-again zealots like knowledge and G_O_D (he really needs to get himself a less blasphemous user name) and their ilk hate me so much; I'm a Witch who know this stuff--I know it better than they do--and I post it frequently, and there's nothing they can do about it. They cannot refute what I post, so they attack me personally instead.
It's nothing new.
TJ Monk wrote:
<quoted text>
Don't be an idiot. Jesus was well before all roman doctrine.
Those weren't Roman myths, dickhead, they were *pre*-Roman, and pre-christian. I told you that.

Learn to read, dumbass.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#417503 Nov 4, 2012
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text> If you think your attempted childish insults are hurting anyone but you, you're wrong.
Why don't YOU get a rabbit? It sounds like you need something to ease up a little bit and be more relaxed.
The peculiar is strong in this one.

“My Karma Killed Your Dogma”

Since: May 10

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#417504 Nov 4, 2012
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
I always remember a funny story.
<quoted text>
I was being sarcastic, shit-for-brains. Your new boyfriend "god" claims to have all kinds of degrees; I can claim to be the Navy's first female SEAL with *equal* validity.
Think about it, I DARE you.
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
Except I am teling the truth and can prove it.
You can't prove anything, and I don't have to. I have my faith and beliefs and traditions, and they work just fine for me.

*YOU* are the desperate little shitstain trying to prove yourself.
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>You can't prove a single one of your stories.
I don't have any "stories" to prove, dumbass.

"If you don't accept my beliefs, I'll TEAR DOWN YOURS!" G_O_D, aka Dave Nelson

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#417505 Nov 4, 2012
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
So you still think you know more about your body by virtue of being in it than any man on Earth.
Read "Of Mice and Men". You made a mockery of it.
Ever read "Flowers for Algernon"?

*insert snark here*

“My Karma Killed Your Dogma”

Since: May 10

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#417506 Nov 4, 2012
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
It's called "research." Try it some time.
<quoted text>
Graves, Kersey,“The World’s Sixteen Crucified Saviour,” University Books, 1971;
Higgins, Godfrey, Esq.,“Anacalypsis,” A&B Books, 1992;
Lockhar, Doublas,“Jesus the Heretic,” Element, 1997;
Graham, Loyd,“Deceptions and Myths jof the Bible,” Citadel, 1991;
Walker, Barbara,“The Woman’s Encyclopedia of Myths and Secrets,” Harper, 1983;
Doane, T.W.,“Bible Myths and Their Parallels in Other Religions,” Health Research, 1985;
Mead, GRS,“Did Jesus Live 100 BD?” Health Research, 1965;
Blavatsky, Helena,“Isis Unveiled” and “The Secret Doctrine,” Theosophical University Press, 1988;
Larson, Martin A.,“The Story of Christian Origins,” Village, 1977;
Churchward, Albert,“The Origin and Evolution of Religion”;
Helms, Randel,“Gospel Fictions,” Prometheus Books, 1988…
Topix character limits prevent me from posting the entire list.
G_O_D wrote:
ROFLMAO
That is the exact bibliography from “The Christ Conspiracy—The Greatest Story Ever Sold,” by Acharya S,© Acharya S, 1999, published by Adventures Unlimited Press
You are such a fraud.
And how does that invalidate them? Oh, wait; IT DOESN'T.

Now, fuck off.

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#417508 Nov 4, 2012
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Drat, now I'm gonna be stuck with that for ages...
Laffin.
Sorry :-(

Try this one instead...



LOL

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#417509 Nov 4, 2012
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
ROFLMAO
Only in your fantasy world.
You claim I live in a fantasy world while *YOU* call yourself *GOD?*

ROFLMPAO!!!!!

“My Karma Killed Your Dogma”

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#417510 Nov 4, 2012
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Stregheria
...POPULARIZED BY RAVEN GRIMASSI DURING THE 1980s, not "invented" by him in the 1980s... Learn to read your wikipedia sources, G_O_D.
G_O_D wrote:
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You left out this:
I pointed out that you deliberately misrepresented what was posted in your Wikipedia source.

You said he "invented" Stregheria in 1980; I showed you that it said he *POPULARIZED* it in the 1980s

Stop trying to cover up your lies, Dave.

"DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO, WITCH--I'M **GOD!!** I'M **ALWAYS** RIGHT!!" G_O_D

“My Karma Killed Your Dogma”

Since: May 10

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#417511 Nov 4, 2012
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Stregheria
...POPULARIZED BY RAVEN GRIMASSI DURING THE 1980s, not "invented" by him in the 1980s... Learn to read your wikipedia sources, G_O_D.
G_O_D wrote:
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You don't even know what Reconstructionist Neopaganism is.
I don't follow a neopagan tradition; I follow an ancient one, that's been handed down to me by eight generations. Half of the stuff that was described in that article has never been mentioned in my family. There is no single "Stregheria," there are dozens of branches of it--if not hundreds, or even thousands.

Take your hateful fundie christian BS somewhere else.

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Since: May 10

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#417512 Nov 4, 2012
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Stregheria
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
"Stregheria is a system of Witchcraft with Italian roots, and the term itself is of archaic Italian origin. Its most frequent contemporary usage indicates a form of ethnic Italian Italian Witchcraft originating in the United States, popularized by Raven Grimassi since the 1980s. Stregheria is sometimes referred to as La Vecchia Religione ("the Old Religion")[1] The word stregheria is an obsolete Italian word in contemporary Italian for "witchcraft", the ordinary Italian word being stregoneria.[2]"
POPULARIZED BY RAVEN GRIMASSI DURING THE 1980s, not "invented" by him in the 1980s... Learn to read your wikipedia sources, G_O_D.
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
I posted the entire article.
BULLSHIT YOU DID, YOU FUCKING LIAR. Not in the beginning.

“My Karma Killed Your Dogma”

Since: May 10

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#417513 Nov 4, 2012
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
The funny thing is I can back up everything. All you do is tell us how your ancestors followed a religion invented in 1980.
You are just another lying religitard.
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>As distinct from your religion, which was invented when, again?
And there he goes again, Mac, claiming that my beliefs were "INVENTED" in 1980, while simultaneously denying he said it.

He's so pissed at me he's frothing at the mouth, totally unaware of what he's writing.

“My Karma Killed Your Dogma”

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#417514 Nov 4, 2012
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>And I don't care that you don't care - that makes us even. Sheesh.
And yes, I can most certainly equate a "religious ritual" with paedophelia, especially when it involves sexually mutilating infants and "kissing the boo-boo".(I still can't believe you had the breathtaking gall to so trivialize the process.)
For that matter, I could easily make the case that all religious fundamentalism, at least all I've encountered, is child abuse.
And your continued efforts to sidetrack to breastfeeding as incest are pellucid. Try another tack?
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
You have a problem with circumcission, millions of people don't.
You have no problem with breast feeding, millions of people do.
Your are biased and top big a coward or too stupid to admit it.
I find both practices barbaric.
You find breast feeding "barbaric?"

Did your mother reject you, or did you reject her? Either way, you are one dumb fuckhead fundie christian sonofabitch. Only a fundie christian religitard would call breast feeding "barbaric."
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>....Quit trying to kiss WN's ass and get honest.
You have no right to call others dishonest, you fucking worthless shitwad.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#417515 Nov 4, 2012
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
You have a problem with circumcission, millions of people don't.
You have no problem with breast feeding, millions of people do.
Your are biased and top big a coward or too stupid to admit it.
I find both practices barbaric.
How is that trivializing it ?
Quit trying to kiss WN's ass and get honest.
You find breast feeding barbaric?

Doesn't that just open up a whole nother can of repressed something-or-other.

Since: Jan 11

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#417516 Nov 4, 2012
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
It's called "research." Try it some time.
<quoted text>
Graves, Kersey,“The World’s Sixteen Crucified Saviour,” University Books, 1971;
Higgins, Godfrey, Esq.,“Anacalypsis,” A&B Books, 1992;
Lockhar, Doublas,“Jesus the Heretic,” Element, 1997;
Graham, Loyd,“Deceptions and Myths jof the Bible,” Citadel, 1991;
Walker, Barbara,“The Woman’s Encyclopedia of Myths and Secrets,” Harper, 1983;
Doane, T.W.,“Bible Myths and Their Parallels in Other Religions,” Health Research, 1985;
Mead, GRS,“Did Jesus Live 100 BD?” Health Research, 1965;
Blavatsky, Helena,“Isis Unveiled” and “The Secret Doctrine,” Theosophical University Press, 1988;
Larson, Martin A.,“The Story of Christian Origins,” Village, 1977;
Churchward, Albert,“The Origin and Evolution of Religion”;
Helms, Randel,“Gospel Fictions,” Prometheus Books, 1988…
Topix character limits prevent me from posting the entire list.
<quoted text>
And how does that invalidate them? Oh, wait; IT DOESN'T.
Now, fuck off.
Acharya S is not a competent scholar. Try Mack, Ehrman, Crossan, Beck, Charlesworth, and Pagels. But especially Mack's "Who Wrote the NT" at the entry level:

http://www.amazon.com/Who-Wrote-New-Testament...

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