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#417017 Nov 3, 2012
lightbeamrider wrote:
<quoted text> Prove it with explicit references. Show where God commands rape of children.
In one word: Midianites.

“Yes, I'm A Witch; Deal With It”

Since: May 10

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#417018 Nov 3, 2012
lightbeamrider wrote:
<quoted text> You made the explicit claim. Back it up or admit you screwed the pooch on that one.
She *did* back it up. She cannot, however, force you to read what's presented to you. No one can stop you from ignoring what you don't want to read.
Bob

Tenino, WA

#417019 Nov 3, 2012
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
In one word: Midianites.
2 Kings 9:22 - Jezebel was a witch. She was the most wicked woman in the Bible. The dogs gnawed her bones after her death.

1 Chronicles 10:13 - King Saul died for practicing witchcraft.

Romans 6:23 - "For the wages of sin is death... "

“Yes, I'm A Witch; Deal With It”

Since: May 10

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#417020 Nov 3, 2012
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text>Said like a true fundie.
I'm betting that "G_O_D" is Dave Nelson, from the "Prove there's a god" thread. I'm convinced of it. They share the same writing style and the same disdain for those who disagree with him. I think you've dealt with him before; a number of us handed him his ass many, many times. Dave's a proven misogynist and narcissist who never has and never will admit to being wrong about anything.

I am *absolutely* convinced that "G_O_D" is Dave; and if he isn't, then he's a damned good imitator.

Let's see if "G_O_D" is going to come back and praise Dave Nelson. I got ten bucks that says he will.
Bob

Tenino, WA

#417021 Nov 3, 2012
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
Including you.
<quoted text>
That bullshit has been debunked a thousand times, on this and on other threads. Get a fucking clue.
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Leviticus 19:31 - "Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the Lord your God."

Leviticus 20:6 - "And the soul that tumeth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, 1 will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people."

1 Samuel 15:23 - "For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft...." In this verse Saul was rejected from being king because of witchcraft. See I Samuel 28:7. Saul sought after witches.
Bob

Tenino, WA

#417022 Nov 3, 2012
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
That's what you christians seems to believe, since you claim to be in the majority.
RECALL NOTICE:

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is
recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to
a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the
original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the
reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been identified as "Sub
sequential Internal Non-morality," more commonly known as S.I.N.,
as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behaviour
6. Depression or confusion
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable
nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and
service free of charge to correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most
generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of
these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas
is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden
of SIN through the REPENTANCEprocedure.

Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair
Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect
is, God will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8.. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, eg. the
B.I.B.L.E.(BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further
details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human
being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties,
exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list,
and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
For free emergency service, call on God.

DANGER: The human being units not
responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the
furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as
to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!

- GOD

P.S. Please assist where possible by
notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may
contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!

“Yes, I'm A Witch; Deal With It”

Since: May 10

No,This*Isnt*ThePsychicHotline

#417023 Nov 3, 2012
Mr Wiggley wrote:
<quoted text>
The rights of all Americans are written in the Constitution and our Federal and Local laws.
lightbeamrider wrote:
<quoted text> I addressed the Declaration of Independence. The very first amendment has to do with religious freedom.
It also deals with freedom *from* religion. It does not say you have the right to believe whatever you want, so long as you believe in a god.

Since: Jun 12

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#417024 Nov 3, 2012
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text> You haven't actually read the bible, have you?
Several times. Studied it.

“Yes, I'm A Witch; Deal With It”

Since: May 10

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#417025 Nov 3, 2012
lightbeamrider wrote:
<quoted text> Gays have rights as humans. That does not include marriage.
Who says so?

Are you claiming that gays are not human? They are less than human? That they do not have equal rights?

You obviously do not believe in equal protection under the law for all citizens; that's what makes you a bigot.

“Yes, I'm A Witch; Deal With It”

Since: May 10

No,This*Isnt*ThePsychicHotline

#417026 Nov 3, 2012
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text>You just want to argue. I can't help it that you have no humanity or high standards. The only standards you have come from an ancient book written by goat herders.
Grow up and come to the 21st century.
clw3 wrote:
<quoted text>
What makes you think '21st century' standards of maturity and morality ae better than standards from 'an ancient book written by goat herders'?
So, you are saying you prefer the ancient goat-herders mentality.

“Yes, I'm A Witch; Deal With It”

Since: May 10

No,This*Isnt*ThePsychicHotline

#417027 Nov 3, 2012
Knowledge wrote:
<quoted text>
Yet, you say I am mean for speaking against people who sin....it should be all about love, it is bad to talk about hell... Ha.......We are to love, but when you know you have a snake/fox in the hen house, you're to take care of it......
If I were to repost the news article, I'd exceed the character limit. Let's just say that you obviously believe that it's perfectly okay for someone to commit a felony and be convicted for it, then get "forgiven" and become a pastor, get out of prison, commit *murder,* and claim forgiveness *again* because he's a christian.
Knowledge wrote:
<quoted text>A con is a con and will lead you on, if you don't watch them closely.
Well spoken, con. Needless to say, we are watching you.

Closely.

“Yes, I'm A Witch; Deal With It”

Since: May 10

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#417028 Nov 3, 2012
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text> You judge others sins but you seem to forget your own. You speak out to people you judge as being more sinful than you? Or sinful in a different way? Then you have a hissy fit when someone points out that you are guilty of sins that are on the same par with everyone else's. No sin is worse than another except for blasphemy. You have to believe in the 'spirit' you are blaspheming however for it to actually be blasphemy. So any sin you commit is just as bad as the person you are condemning, yet you don't seem to think there's anything wrong with you sinning.
You're a hypocrite and a bigot. End of story.
"Knowledge" is obviously of the belief that her own shit doesn't stink.

“Yes, I'm A Witch; Deal With It”

Since: May 10

No,This*Isnt*ThePsychicHotline

#417029 Nov 3, 2012
Bob wrote:
<quoted text>
RECALL NOTICE:
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is
recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to
a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the
original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the
reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been identified as "Sub
sequential Internal Non-morality," more commonly known as S.I.N.,
as it is primarily expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behaviour
6. Depression or confusion
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable
nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and
service free of charge to correct this defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most
generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of
these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas
is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden
of SIN through the REPENTANCEprocedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair
Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect
is, God will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8.. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, eg. the
B.I.B.L.E.(BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further
details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human
being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties,
exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list,
and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
For free emergency service, call on God.
DANGER: The human being units not
responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the
furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as
to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!
- GOD
P.S. Please assist where possible by
notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may
contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!
Nice copy and paste. Which christer site did you steal it from?

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#417030 Nov 3, 2012
Mr Wiggley wrote:
The key word is Freedom...
My rights do not originate from your imaginary god-being no matter how hard you try to think so.
If you are wrong about God then it does not matter what you are right about in the long run. Look at it this way. A 6 year old Theist has more on the ball than you do when it comes to things that really matter.
Ultimately you have degressed into a typical christer fundie state of realizing you have once again been out done so your only "out" is to begin calling names.
It is an accurate description of your condition. Your unbelief has eternal consequences and you and others do not have the ability to grasp that concept. Not only for you but also for others. Especially the ones you care for in this life. You influence them to one degree or another. If your unbelief is wrong then it is the equivalent of poison in the lives of others.
You are so weak it's funny. Haha...poor little christer yelling and screaming in the corner and no one will listen.
You do not know who is listening or what effect it will have. You are in the dark. Laugh all you want. It is you who is basing your life, which hangs by a thread, on a lie. You are so limited and prosaic in your thinking. You believe in a negative which cannot be proven and you seem to think that is some kind of accomplishment?

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#417031 Nov 3, 2012
water_nymph wrote:
So it's okay to force a non-Israelite to have sex but not an Israelite?
We do not know if force was involved. You assume facts (force) not in evidence. I do know the young females were given a time to grieve.(a month?)
Just another method for having babies, right?
Were there more than one back then? They were given life. They were granted a status change from POW to wife with full rights. That was a major change you and others ignore. You see that is the problem. You ignore context. Both historical and literal. You are selective in your facts. It is sloppy and irresponsible.
Why don't you try reading the words of Jesus *while he was teaching* and not the stuff added on after the crucifixion?
Added on? Prove it. Again you sssume facts not in evidence. Do you know anything about verbal culture? How they summerized sayings so they could be remembered and passed on? Why the Gospels were written in the first place? The early witnesses were dying off? How much is it you do not know?
He tried to teach people how to see the human side of the law, rather than just the law itself. It seems that 2000 years later, he would still be wasting his breath if he came back. People like you would crucify him all over again for teaching *exactly* what he taught 2000 years ago.
Your opinion carries that much weight. His coming again is well documented again. The next time it is as a Lion and not a Lamb.

Since: Jul 10

Location hidden

#417032 Nov 3, 2012
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text>Now he'll explain to you that he is under the 'new covenant' and it's okay to eat pork and shell fish. Yet he will quote OT scripture to prove it's wrong to be gay. Then he will quote Paul instead of Jesus to prove that being gay is wrong.
Wait a minute...Jesus never condemned homosexuality. That's why they can't thump you over the head with any teaching of Jesus on the subject!
Same as ever.
New Testament scriptures in many places tell you that being gay is a sin. Paul as all the writers were divinely inspired to write down only what God told them to, that's why the bible is called the inspired word of God. You're truly are either totally ignorant of the bible or you say these things because you truly hate God.

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#417033 Nov 3, 2012
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
Who says so?
Are you claiming that gays are not human?
No.
They are less than human?
No.
That they do not have equal rights?
They have rights as humans from God.
You obviously do not believe in equal protection under the law for all citizens; that's what makes you a bigot.
Legal gay marriage does not do gays any good. Nor does it do children any good who will be raised in an environment where this perversion will have a normalizing effect. It actually hurts gays in the long run. If, in your eyes, that makes me a bigot then i wear your endictment as a badge of honor. it might help if topix non believers think in terms of eternity as opposed to thinking in terms of what is temporal. This life that rushes by and eternity looms in the background. Look into the abyss and the abyss looks back...
Dash Riprock

Los Angeles, CA

#417034 Nov 3, 2012
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
G_O_D wrote:
And he tells me that he knows my family better than I do.
Yep; he thinks he's "God," all right.
<quoted text>
Yes, you did.
And heres the proof:
http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/TSHQAVD ...
....
....You believe you know more about my tradition than I do;....
<quoted text>
There ygo, lyin Dave. My tradition came from my family; ....
<quoted text>
I did. Learn to use them.
<quoted text>
And I learned Stregheria from my family, as I pointed out. There you go lying again. That's what you do best. And if you can't force your sick, phony beliefs down someone else's throat, you go on the attack and try to tear down other people's beliefs in revenge.
<quoted text>
I never said they were; YOU DID, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE. Follow the bouncing ball, idiot:
1. I learned Stregheria from my family.
2. You accused me of following a "new age" religion.
3. Therefore, you deliberately insinuated that my family follows a "new age" religion.
You *do* see the line of reasoning there; but I'll bet you will say there is none. That's just how you are. You can never lose an argument or a debate, because you tell yourself that you are "god"; hence your user name. You really did let it go to your head.
<quoted text>
"Stregheria" is the ITALIAN WORD FOR WITCHCRAFT. ARE YOU NOW TELLING ME YOU SPEAK BETTER ITALIAN THAN I DO?? ARE YOU TELLLING ME THE ITLALIAN WORD FOR WITCHCRAFT WAS INVENTED IN 1980??
Then you should have no troube translating *this,* "God":
Tu sei il pi testardo, pi ottuso pezzo di merda che abbia mai imbattuto. te orgogliosi di vostra intelligenza presunta, ma in realt si ha il IQ di un panino al tonno. Tu sei un misogino fica larva che esige che ogni accettare quello che dici come un fatto, altrimenti si strappa in loro con zelo religioso. Davvero credi tu sei dio.
Non valgono l'aria che si respira, non la merda che si espellono attraverso la bocca e la tastiera.
I'll be waiting.
UNFAIR. I've known some very smart tuna sandwiches.
Dash Riprock

Los Angeles, CA

#417035 Nov 3, 2012
preterism wrote:
<quoted text> New Testament scriptures in many places tell you that being gay is a sin. Paul as all the writers were divinely inspired to write down only what God told them to, that's why the bible is called the inspired word of God. You're truly are either totally ignorant of the bible or you say these things because you truly hate God.
Yeah. Sure. Inspired. Haha. This god only inspires toast and tortilla chips these days.
Dash Riprock

Los Angeles, CA

#417036 Nov 3, 2012
lightbeamrider wrote:
<quoted text> We do not know if force was involved. You assume facts (force) not in evidence. I do know the young females were given a time to grieve.(a month?) <quoted text> Were there more than one back then? They were given life. They were granted a status change from POW to wife with full rights. That was a major change you and others ignore. You see that is the problem. You ignore context. Both historical and literal. You are selective in your facts. It is sloppy and irresponsible.
<quoted text> Added on? Prove it. Again you sssume facts not in evidence. Do you know anything about verbal culture? How they summerized sayings so they could be remembered and passed on? Why the Gospels were written in the first place? The early witnesses were dying off? How much is it you do not know?
<quoted text> Your opinion carries that much weight. His coming again is well documented again. The next time it is as a Lion and not a Lamb.
Yeah, because those virgins really wanted to have those smelly dicks of the idiots that murdered their families inside of them. You Christians are moral failures.

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