*yawn*<quoted text>Porkpie and his gay friend were walking down the street when Porkpie looked at his friend and said "You see that guy across the street ?" His friend says, "Wow, he's cute!!!" Porkpie then says, "Well, I had sex with that guy a couple of years back." "No sh*t???", the friend asked. "Not much..." replied Porkpie.
There, there twoofer. Just stay in the background yelling inanities. It sure beats addressing my arguments and making a complete fool of yourself!
Not that you just didn't make a complete fool of yourself bill.