Actually, the doctor mistakenly attached a colostomy bag to her face in a freak medical accident. So wiping her face is moot since it just dribbles into the bag.<quoted text>She can't. She is an ignorant cying dumbass. Offer her a tissue. It's the best offer she has. Even her pimps don't give her that to wipe her mouth off.
There was a lawsuit for medical malpractice but in the end she lost with the medical review board justifying their decision by showing a picture of her proving there's no possible way to tell her face from her anus.
There was a court order issued demanding she get two tattoos, one that reads "Ass" and the other "Tea Kettle".
There's debate to this day over whether the tattoos were properly applied.