Satin is my god

[Bairn of Ecgtheow]

Straight Up wrote:

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"Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10
"You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20
I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do.
*sorry couldn't resist*

Cotton is rotten, but satin's to be sat in.

[saywhatyoumean]

Old School Granny wrote:

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Probably cause they got kept you sew material minded the music seamed immaterial --
Nice to meet you saywhatyoumean -- Jute

thanks...it's been great!!! i've had to pull a double shift today, 16hrs, and it's taken me almost as long to read all the posts..but worth it :) i wish i was as witty...

[beatlesinthebog]

Hey Jute - Beatles

[Bob]

I guess thar's no need for school'n in the underworld.

[Epiphany2]

more deaf than dumb wrote:

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The first time I encountered one of those, I pulled my girlfriend nearly out of her seat. But she remedied the situation in a hurry.

I'll bet you were "fun" to date...Have many dates?

[Epiphany2]

Bob wrote:

I guess thar's no need for school'n in the underworld.

Sure...we go to school here. Would you like to...
(drum roll please)..."Satin" the classes!!

[Epiphany2]

dave wrote:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wgl 7Hpo39Es

Ahhh, Patsy Cline...Satin sheets to lie on...Satin pillows to cry on...

Sniff...Sniff

[Rod]

"satin, statin, crapin"

Whatever already.

[Old School Granny]

To any that may have known the poster Writing in Paradise better known as WIP -- From Hawaii,

We just received news of her passing yesterday.

She will be missed so much and may her memory live within the hearts of all who knew her and loved her.

With love from Granny in Michigan to Hawaii --

[Old School Granny]

Epiphany2 wrote:

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Ahhh, Patsy Cline...Satin sheets to lie on...Satin pillows to cry on...
Sniff...Sniff

Hi Epi, I just read your post and if you don't mind my sayin this but I believe that was Jeanie Pruitt that came out with Satin Sheets.

I lost my mom back in 1973 and that was one of her favorite songs. Tis why I remember this O:K?

Lovingly Jute

[MusicalRemedy]

My PJ's are satin and so are my sheets.

[more deaf than dumb]

Epiphany2 wrote:

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I'll bet you were "fun" to date...Have many dates?

Not this millennium...I've been married 28 years