Satin is my god

[anonomusss]

he is my life

[Wills Girl 2]

anonomusss wrote:

he is my life

Satin is a fabric dips**t! LMAOROFL! You worship FABRIC! LOL Oh I needed that LOL

[Wills Girl 2]

OHHHHH YOU sassy satin worshipper you! LMAOROFL! I suppose if I were going to worship a fabric I'd pick silk its softer then satin. LOL Here's your sign dude! This thread takes the cake! LOL A satin worshipper! LMFAO! I'm crying I'm laughing so hard right now!

[beachball]

I just love Satin!

I have Satin bed sheets and a Satin robe.

[thats right]

lol hehe i like cotten

[carbon]

I prefer a soft 100 % cotton

[I TRIP ON MY HOT DOG]

Satan was at my front door, but satin came and made him slip away.

[HA HA]

beachball wrote:

I just love Satin!
I have Satin bed sheets and a Satin robe.

HMMNN..a "satin" worshipper..you aren't trying to pull the "wool" over our eyes are ya?......the next time ya get on the internet to "spin a yarn"..at least spell it right....okay?

[Straight Up]

anonomusss wrote:

he is my life

"Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10

"You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20

I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do.

*sorry couldn't resist*

[Gatormeister]

beachball wrote:

I just love Satin!
I have Satin bed sheets and a Satin robe.

For satin' sake don't tell anonomusss or your place will be robbed.

[Gatormeister]

Straight Up wrote:

<quoted text>
"Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10
"You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20
I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do.
*sorry couldn't resist*

Excellent. What if someone strayed to hemp for a short time?

[Wills Girl 2]

Straight Up wrote:

<quoted text>
"Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10
"You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20
I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do.
*sorry couldn't resist*

LMAOROFL! Hilarious!

[instantkarma1]

Straight Up wrote:

<quoted text>
"Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10
"You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20
I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do.
*sorry couldn't resist*

ROTFLMFAO......hahahahahahahah a...snort.....

Bowing to the one true fabric God...Cotton.

Get thee behind me Satin...

[seventies chick]

Wish i was in the land of Cotton,Old times there are not forgotten, Look away look away look away Satin man" ROFL....

[HA HA]

Straight Up wrote:

<quoted text>
"Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10
"You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20
I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do.
*sorry couldn't resist*

LOVE the humor..
roflmao!

[Wills Girl 2]

Gatormeister wrote:

<quoted text>
Excellent. What if someone strayed to hemp for a short time?

OOOOOO Satin's right hand man. LOL Cotton Will forgive you and let you breath and ease your chafing! But stay away from the wool!

[Straight Up]

Gatormeister wrote:

<quoted text>
Excellent. What if someone strayed to hemp for a short time?

Then naturally they would suffer the worst levels of eternity, constantly being surrounded by smoke, eternallly suffering from the munchies. There would be no high, nor any chips or any other snacks around to sate the munchies. A truly sad afterlife. I don't recommend it. LOL

[Sutra]

Straight Up wrote:

<quoted text>
"Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10
"You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20
I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do.
*sorry couldn't resist*

Holy shit.

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!

[dinermama]

I actually think that satin is way too slippery for me but to each his own, right?

[Nettiebelle]

Straight Up wrote:

<quoted text>
"Thou shalt have no other fabric before me." Nylon 2:10
"You will worship your god, Cotton, before any other, lest ye perish and spend eternity in the fires of industrial steam irons all the days of your afterlife." Polyester 6:19-20
I worship Cotton, the 100% true fabric god. NO others can possibly compare. You will burn forever under the heat of irons unless you see the truth and come to know Cotton as your one true god. Please, know that I sew (pray) for you daily, that you will come to know Cotton as I do.
*sorry couldn't resist*

i just loved this one! now, darn it, i have got to have some cotton pj's. and throw those pagan satin ones away.