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An NFL Fan

“Brevity is the soule of wit”

Since: May 09

USA

#22558 Nov 29, 2012
North Korean Criminal 'Justice'

The death penalty, often without judicial process, is administered for a wide variety of political and common crimes. Attempts to escape from the country or from a prison camp within the country result in execution on the spot.

Personnel in the criminal justice system have wide discretion and operate without regard to the formal legal rights of North Koreans.
DENG

Nanjing, China

#22559 Nov 29, 2012
THIS IS ONE OF THE WORSE PROPAGANDA PIECES SEEN IN A LONG TIME.

THIS PROBABLY NEVER HAPPENED.
An NFL Fan wrote:
OK, North Korea's Leader Isn't 'Sexiest Man Alive,' Chinese Media Concede:
China's Web surfers have had a lot to say about how People's Daily Online — the internet version of the Communist Party's mouthpiece — got fooled into republishing a "story" by The Onion that declared North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un is 2012"s "sexiest man alive."
On China's increasingly free-wheeling internet, thousands of users have ripped the state-run news site for falling for the joke.
"With such a low IQ, how can we expect People's Daily to represent the People?" one person wrote on China's most popular, Twitter-like site.
It didn't help that People's Daily Online improved on the fake story by adding a real, 55-image, photo gallery of the cherubic dictator, including one of him appearing rakish on horseback.

An NFL Fan

“Brevity is the soule of wit”

Since: May 09

USA

#22560 Nov 29, 2012
"In October 2007, a South Pyongan province factory chief convicted of making international phone calls from 13 phones he installed in his factory basement was executed by firing squad in front of a crowd of 150,000 people in a stadium.

In another instance, 15 people were publicly executed for crossing into China."

An NFL Fan

“Brevity is the soule of wit”

Since: May 09

USA

#22562 Nov 29, 2012
"In 2011, two people were executed in front of 500 spectators for handling propaganda leaflets floated across the border from South Korea, apparently as part of a campaign by former North Korean leader Kim 'Fat Ass' Jong-Il to tighten ideological control as he groomed his youngest son as the eventual successor."

An NFL Fan

“Brevity is the soule of wit”

Since: May 09

USA

#22563 Nov 29, 2012
DUNG wrote:
THIS IS ONE OF THE WORSE PROPAGANDA PIECES SEEN IN A LONG TIME.
THIS PROBABLY NEVER HAPPENED.
<quoted text>
It happened, moron, and you people fell for it. What a laughing stock your 'press' is. Tho Onion is very pleased to have their work reprinted by the Chinese.
DENG

Nanjing, China

#22566 Nov 29, 2012
NEVER HAPPENED.
An NFL Fan wrote:
"In 2011, two people were executed in front of 500 spectators for handling propaganda leaflets floated across the border from South Korea, apparently as part of a campaign by former North Korean leader Kim 'Fat Ass' Jong-Il to tighten ideological control as he groomed his youngest son as the eventual successor."

An NFL Fan

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Since: May 09

USA

#22567 Nov 29, 2012
The People's Daily print edition feeds readers a steady diet of pro-forma propaganda, including reports on the activities of China's leaders, texts of state policies and feel-good tales of model workers.

Other items in the photo section where the Kim report appeared, included "Stunning video: boa pukes out cow", "Celebs and their kids", and "'Sex Tape' official at work".

The Onion, meanwhile, updated its story with a link to the People's Daily photo spread, calling the paper "a proud Communist subsidiary of The Onion, Inc." here,30379/

"Exemplary reportage, comrades," it said.

An NFL Fan

“Brevity is the soule of wit”

Since: May 09

USA

#22568 Nov 29, 2012
DUNG wrote:
NEVER HAPPENED.
<quoted text>
That, from a moron who believed that fat little despot is the 'Sexiest Man Alive'. What a fool.
DENG

Nanjing, China

#22569 Nov 29, 2012
HEAR THE WORDS "ALQAEDA" AND THINK HIRED UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT ALLY TERRORISTS.
DENG

Nanjing, China

#22570 Nov 29, 2012
NO ONE HAS SEEN THIS; JUST ANOTHER FABRICATION BY SOME WEEKEND SCRIBBLER IN THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT MAFAI IN WASHINGTON D.C.
An NFL Fan wrote:
The People's Daily print edition feeds readers a steady diet of pro-forma propaganda, including reports on the activities of China's leaders, texts of state policies and feel-good tales of model workers.
Other items in the photo section where the Kim report appeared, included "Stunning video: boa pukes out cow", "Celebs and their kids", and "'Sex Tape' official at work".
The Onion, meanwhile, updated its story with a link to the People's Daily photo spread, calling the paper "a proud Communist subsidiary of The Onion, Inc." here,30379/
"Exemplary reportage, comrades," it said.

An NFL Fan

“Brevity is the soule of wit”

Since: May 09

USA

#22571 Nov 29, 2012
"If the spoof article was mistaken for being genuine it would not be a first for China's tightly controlled media.

In 2002, the Beijing Evening News ran a story quoting The Onion about the U.S. Congress threatening to leave Washington D.C. for Memphis or Charlotte unless the city gave it a new Capitol building with a retractable dome."

Satire isn't very well understood by pinch-faced little commies, is it Dick?

An NFL Fan

“Brevity is the soule of wit”

Since: May 09

USA

#22573 Nov 29, 2012
DUNG wrote:
NO ONE HAS SEEN THIS; JUST ANOTHER FABRICATION BY SOME WEEKEND SCRIBBLER IN THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT MAFAI IN WASHINGTON D.C.
<quoted text>
(Reuters)- Tongue-in-cheek clearly doesn't come naturally to the Chinese Communist Party's official mouthpiece and the stodgy People's Daily faced ridicule on Wednesday for missing a joke about North Korea's leader.

The newspaper's website published an extensive photo spread of pudgy North Korean leader Kim Jong-un on Tuesday, apparently falling for a spoof report by the satirical U.S.-based website The Onion naming Kim the "Sexiest Man Alive for 2012".

LOLOLOL!!!!

No one has seen it? Is that the official party line , moron? They pulled it as soon as they figured out they'd been dumb enough to publish it as fact, little minion.

You people have neither a sense of humour or face.
DENG

Nanjing, China

#22574 Nov 29, 2012
On Wednesday, the New York Times reported that the US administration “is considering deeper intervention to help push Syrian President Bashar al-Assad from power.”

THE WORLD HOPES THEY ATTACK TOMORROW TO PUT THE BANKRUPT UNITED STATES OUT OF ITS MISERY.

CHINA CAN READ AND COMPREHEND ENGLISH BETTER THAN MOST IN THE UNITED STATES
An NFL Fan wrote:
"If the spoof article was mistaken for being genuine it would not be a first for China's tightly controlled media.
In 2002, the Beijing Evening News ran a story quoting The Onion about the U.S. Congress threatening to leave Washington D.C. for Memphis or Charlotte unless the city gave it a new Capitol building with a retractable dome."
Satire isn't very well understood by pinch-faced little commies, is it Dick?

An NFL Fan

“Brevity is the soule of wit”

Since: May 09

USA

#22575 Nov 29, 2012
DUNG wrote:
THE WORLD HOPES THEY ATTACK TOMORROW TO PUT THE BANKRUPT UNITED STATES OUT OF ITS MISERY.
CHINA CAN READ AND COMPREHEND ENGLISH BETTER THAN MOST IN THE UNITED STATES
<quoted text>
Is that the 'lighter side' of your propaganda, slave? What a sullen slime you are.

au contraire

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Since: Nov 12

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#22577 Nov 29, 2012
DENG wrote:
US HAARP nuked
YEP, ENOUGH EVIDENCE OF THAT TOO. PEOPLE IN THE UNITED STATES DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THEIR GOVERNMENT IS UP TO.
<quoted text>
That's ok, neither does our government.

au contraire

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#22579 Nov 29, 2012
Operation Northwoods wrote:
Can't believe, after what you motherphuckers have done in Iraq and Afghanistan, that you are ripping North Korea.
Torture? Executions? Abu Ghraib!
Total depravity was proclaimed long ago. Nothing has changed.

An NFL Fan

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Since: May 09

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#22581 Nov 29, 2012
Operation Nutless wrote:
au contraire,
Exactly.
George W. Bush approved Justice Department Attorney Johnny Yu's plan, to torture Iraqi fathers by raping their young daughters in front of them.
eney, Donald Rumsfeld, and the Pentagon Joint Chiefs of Staff.
You're that anti-Semitic cretin, aren't you?

An NFL Fan

“Brevity is the soule of wit”

Since: May 09

USA

#22582 Nov 29, 2012
Operation Nutless wrote:
Can't believe, after what you motherphuckers have done in Iraq and Afghanistan, that you are ripping North Korea.
Torture? Executions? Abu Ghraib!
I'm sure the North Koreans appreciate your support, sphincter.

au contraire

“Forever Is Promised To No One”

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#22583 Nov 29, 2012
Operation Northwoods wrote:
au contraire,
Exactly.
George W. Bush approved Justice Department Attorney Johnny Yu's plan, to torture Iraqi fathers by raping their young daughters in front of them.
Another part of the Yu torture plan that was adopted to torture Iraqis was to force the father in homosexual positions with his son, while the rest of the family was forced to watch.
Putting the testicles of a young Iraqi child in a vise and crushing them while the father was forced to watch and hear his young son scream, was also approved.
This was not called torture by the Americans, it was called... "enhanced interrogation."
Lots of phucking war criminals walking around free in the US, including George W. Bush, Johnny Yu, Dickless Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and the Pentagon Joint Chiefs of Staff.
You do have proof of this I presume. Such sickening thoughts surly are written down as fact somewhere.

“Never run from a fight.”

Since: Dec 06

Vista, Ca.

#22587 Nov 29, 2012
Operation Northwoods wrote:
au contraire,
Exactly.
George W. Bush approved Justice Department Attorney Johnny Yu's plan, to torture Iraqi fathers by raping their young daughters in front of them.
Another part of the Yu torture plan that was adopted to torture Iraqis was to force the father in homosexual positions with his son, while the rest of the family was forced to watch.
Putting the testicles of a young Iraqi child in a vise and crushing them while the father was forced to watch and hear his young son scream, was also approved.
This was not called torture by the Americans, it was called... "enhanced interrogation."
Lots of phucking war criminals walking around free in the US, including George W. Bush, Johnny Yu, Dickless Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and the Pentagon Joint Chiefs of Staff.
American soldiers are subject to the Uniform Code of Military Justice--
920. ART. 120. RAPE AND CARNAL KNOWLEDGE
(a) Any person subject to this chapter who commits an act of sexual intercourse with a female not his wife, by force and without consent, is guilty of rape and shall be punished by death or such other punishment as a court-martial may direct.
(b) Any person subject to this chapter who, under circumstances not amounting to rape, commits an act of sexual intercourse with a female not his wife who has not attained the age of sixteen years, is guilty of carnal knowledge and shall be punished as a court-martial may direct.
(c) Penetration, however slight, is sufficient to complete either of these offenses.

Couldn’t find any reference to Johnny Yu. Are you like Annie, Idiot, and Ding Deng—just pulling stuff out of your ass?

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