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australian pus sy

Chicago, IL

#38638 Aug 5, 2013
just dickhesds in hear wrote:
<quoted text>yes just like your mother/sister there great together
Ma'am, you're not making any sense. Maybe you've inserted your feminine hygiene product the wrong way, again.

You said my mother/sister are great together. When you say mother/sister, that implies one person. How can one person be great together? Please, explain.
australian pus sy

Chicago, IL

#38639 Aug 5, 2013
just dickhesds in hear wrote:
<quoted text>yes just like your mother/sister there great together
Miss, you misspelled the word dickheads in your name. Didn't the men allow you to attend classes in Somalia?

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#38642 Aug 5, 2013
_USA_ wrote:
<quoted text>Oh, so just like in Afghanistan, the Tribal Chieftain or Warlord handles procreation and the rest of the minions are taught that women are icky? So when CHOCOLATE FACE talks about 'hiney melons', he's referring to his special buddy's bum?
Yes!

I heard that's why John (Yada) quit hanging around Chocolate Face, he keeps trying to play grab azz.

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#38643 Aug 5, 2013
It sure has been nice on the soldier threads without DENG around!

Someone finally nailed his sorry ass to the cross! lol
courteous europhobe

Plymouth, NH

#38644 Aug 5, 2013
_USA_ wrote:
Edit *Noam Chomsky*
nah,, Moan...actually seems fitting
courteous europhobe

Plymouth, NH

#38645 Aug 5, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
It sure has been nice on the soldier threads without DENG around!
Someone finally nailed his sorry ass to the cross! lol
probably caught with a double ration of tree bark?

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#38649 Aug 6, 2013
courteous europhobe wrote:
<quoted text> probably caught with a double ration of tree bark?
Hahaha!

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#38650 Aug 6, 2013
Q: How do you kill 50 flys instantly?

A: Hit a Somalian in the face with a shovel.

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#38651 Aug 6, 2013
Q: What's the fastest animal in the world?

A: The Somalian chicken.

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#38652 Aug 6, 2013
Q: How does every Somalian joke start?

A: By looking over your shoulder.

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#38653 Aug 6, 2013
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Somalian and a unicorn?

A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters

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#38654 Aug 6, 2013
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Somalian beauty contest?

A: Me neither.

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#38655 Aug 6, 2013
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Somalia?

A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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#38656 Aug 6, 2013
Q: What do you call an Somalian with a sesame sead bun on his head?

A: A quarter pounder

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#38657 Aug 6, 2013
Q: What is the fastest animal in the world?

A: Anything when it's passing through Somalian.

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Since: Mar 10

Chengdu, China

#38658 Aug 6, 2013
australian pus sy wrote:
<quoted text>
Ma'am, you're not making any sense. Maybe you've inserted your feminine hygiene product the wrong way, again.
You said my mother/sister are great together. When you say mother/sister, that implies one person. How can one person be great together? Please, explain.
mei an Deng sneak in Deng backdoowr las night it take hours to get out he crawyz.

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#38659 Aug 6, 2013
Can they PLEASE drop the Mar. tag from the front of Nidal Malik Hasan, he's no major, he's a terrorist and scumbag who I personally hope they do NOT give him the death penalty which is what he wants, PLEASE give him life which i'll gladly pay taxes on and lock him up in general public with life and no parole for the killings of 13 American Military Men.

Or better yet strap him down to a truck bed and slowly drive through several major cities! lol

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#38660 Aug 6, 2013
Q: What do you call a 65 pound Somalian?

A: A cannibal

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#38661 Aug 6, 2013
Q: What do you call an Somalian with a bag of rice?

A: Set for life

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#38662 Aug 6, 2013
The Foreigner

Once there was a man that came from Somalia to America, He couldnt speak English so he went to choir and learned how to say "Me me me me me me."
Then he went to the store and saw a little girl say "He stole my dolly"
And on his way home he went to get meat from the butcher and learned how to say "Big butcher knife big butcher knife."
Then he went home and watched an air freshener commercial and learned how to say "Plug it in Plug it in."
Then he went to the store and there was a murder the police said "Who killed this man?"
The foreigner said "Me me me me me me me."
The police said "Why did you kill him?"
And the man said "He stole my dolly."
The police man said "What did you kill him with?"
The man said "Big butcher knife big butcher knife."
Then they took him to jail and sentenced him to death.
The police man said "any last words?"
And the foreigner said "Plug it in plug it in."

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