Somalian pirating 101:what sort of education do you need to become a Somali pirate !?!?!?!?!
1) Everyday is payday.
2) Praise be with Allah.
3) Don't shake your Somalian comrade's left hand.
4) Don't put too many bullet holes in your bounty.
5) Your warlord gets to rape the woman.
6) You get to rape the men, either before you kill them or after and sometimes both before and after.
7) Living hostages command a higher ransom than dead ones.
8) I you kill your Warlord, you get his title.
9) Europeans pay ransom, Americans send Navy Seals to kill you.
10) Don't sink ships before you plunder them.