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courteous europhobe

Plymouth, NH

#37543 Jun 19, 2013
AN AFL FAN wrote:
<quoted text>thats it you beg, GET USED TO IT the day will come ,,,,,, the empire will rise again and yours will fall,,,, o thanks to the british troops for keeping the americans safe over seas
Beg?

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anywhoo

Yes bless them , for being right behind us on nearly every foreign policy decision made since ww2. Right or wrong.

Now about Syria. Why do u euros wish for war there.

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#37544 Jun 19, 2013
Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies.

On my flight to New York there must have been a Jew in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said "occupied."

What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!

How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!

Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians ? It bombed!

What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!

Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!

Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank? Because just a stone's throw from Israel!

Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!

A small plane carrying Yassir Arafat and all his top lieutenants crashes and all aboard are killed. Who is saved? The Palestinian people!

A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"

What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition."

A Palestinian girl says to her mommy, "After Abdul blows up, can I have his room?"

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#37545 Jun 19, 2013
Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead Muslims and a pile of rocks?

A: You can't move a pile of rocks with a pitch fork.

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#37546 Jun 19, 2013
Q: Wanna hear a joke?

A: Muslim Women's Rights.

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#37547 Jun 19, 2013
In the recent earthquake in Pakistan rescuers recovered 10,000 bodies and tomorrow they are going into the second house.

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#37548 Jun 19, 2013
Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.

Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.

Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing, yet.

Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.

Q. whats the difference between a truck full of dead Muslim babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
A. The bowling bowls are hard to pick up with a pitchfork.

Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Q. What's the hardest part about a Muslim killing his own daughter?
A. Suppressing the erection.

Q: How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top.

Q. What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
A. At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.

1USA1

“For F***'s Sake”

Since: Aug 12

Tanner Flats

#37550 Jun 19, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.
Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing, yet.
Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.
Q. whats the difference between a truck full of dead Muslim babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
A. The bowling bowls are hard to pick up with a pitchfork.
Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
Q. What's the hardest part about a Muslim killing his own daughter?
A. Suppressing the erection.
Q: How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top.
Q. What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
A. At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.
LMAO!:-D

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#37552 Jun 19, 2013
A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about, Abdul?" Asks the Imam.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies Abdul. "I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised - we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!"

"By the most Merciful," exclaimed the Imam, "you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?"

Abdul grimaced, "By the Jinn, I do not know - I never found her head."

Tasmaniac

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#37553 Jun 19, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies.

On my flight to New York there must have been a Jew in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said "occupied."

What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!

How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!

Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians ? It bombed!

What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!

Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!

Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank? Because just a stone's throw from Israel!

Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!

A small plane carrying Yassir Arafat and all his top lieutenants crashes and all aboard are killed. Who is saved? The Palestinian people!

A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"

What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition."

A Palestinian girl says to her mommy, "After Abdul blows up, can I have his room?"
lol

Tasmaniac

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#37554 Jun 19, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about, Abdul?" Asks the Imam.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies Abdul. "I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised - we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!"

"By the most Merciful," exclaimed the Imam, "you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?"

Abdul grimaced, "By the Jinn, I do not know - I never found her head."
lmao
Jimmy H

Plymouth, NH

#37556 Jun 19, 2013
DENG wrote:
SO WHERE'S JIMMY HOFFA NOW???
OF COURSE--SAY IT--JIMMY HOFFA IS THE VICTIM OF USA-STYLE DEMOCRACY. A BULLET TO THE HEAD FOR THE "TROUBLEMAKERS."
<quoted text>
How many times a year is that currently happening in China
Jimmy H

Plymouth, NH

#37557 Jun 19, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
Q: Wanna hear a joke?
A: Muslim Women's Rights.
good point
AN AFL FAN

Perth, Australia

#37558 Jun 19, 2013
Q. Wanna hear a joke? A. american freedom of speach.......... Wanna see something,,, sorry twin towers gone
AN AFL FAN

Perth, Australia

#37559 Jun 19, 2013
Tasmaniac wrote:
<quoted text>
lmao
another racist pig .welcom to america

1USA1

“For F***'s Sake”

Since: Aug 12

Tanner Flats

#37560 Jun 19, 2013
AN AFL FAN wrote:
<quoted text>another racist pig .welcom to america
Is that anyway to greet a fellow Australian? Oh that's right, I forgot you're not an Australian, you Moslem pig. <¦-o
AN AFL FAN

Perth, Australia

#37562 Jun 19, 2013
1USA1 wrote:
<quoted text>Is that anyway to greet a fellow Australian? Oh that's right, I forgot you're not an Australian, you Moslem pig. <¦-o
moslem lol no,,,, why because I tell it as I see it, it is called freedom of speech, which you americans haven't got, AUSTRALIAN NO I'M NOT. ENGLISH YES .... so go ahead keep the insults going, you do it because.you know america isn't that great, shit 3 planes brought your countrys to it's knees. so what you inveded some little countrys to get back at them.were did it get you ,NO WERE.your pulling out soon and it will b the same, welcome to the real world,,,,, pinball wizerd one day you will wake up ....... terrisom well we have been fighting that for a long time ,even before you even had your first president. WHAT DOES IT SHOOK YOU ..... WELL TUFF.... GET OVER IT AND LOOK AT ALL THE TROOPS GETTING KILLED .OVER WHAT TELL ME. america has been trying to do the same things we brits have been doing for a long time know. but america carn't do it and never will YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT.
cowboy

Spanish Fork, UT

#37564 Jun 19, 2013
AN AFL FAN wrote:
<quoted text>moslem lol no,,,, why because I tell it as I see it, it is called freedom of speech, which you americans haven't got, AUSTRALIAN NO I'M NOT. ENGLISH YES .... so go ahead keep the insults going, you do it because.you know america isn't that great, shit 3 planes brought your countrys to it's knees. so what you inveded some little countrys to get back at them.were did it get you ,NO WERE.your pulling out soon and it will b the same, welcome to the real world,,,,, pinball wizerd one day you will wake up ....... terrisom well we have been fighting that for a long time ,even before you even had your first president. WHAT DOES IT SHOOK YOU ..... WELL TUFF.... GET OVER IT AND LOOK AT ALL THE TROOPS GETTING KILLED .OVER WHAT TELL ME. america has been trying to do the same things we brits have been doing for a long time know. but america carn't do it and never will YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT.
Too bad Topix doesn't have sound, otherwise you could hear me giggling my ass off at your illiterate rants.....BTW, your English, so, tell me all about the freedom in England..Let's start with the cameras watching every inch of London and every other city in the Country......Just so you know, I am giggling again at your stupidity....So, tell me all about the freedom in your Country where you can go to prison for 'Simpson' cartoon porn....You make John look intelligent..
cowboy

Spanish Fork, UT

#37566 Jun 19, 2013
AN AFL FAN wrote:
<quoted text>moslem lol no,,,, why because I tell it as I see it, it is called freedom of speech, which you americans haven't got, AUSTRALIAN NO I'M NOT. ENGLISH YES .... so go ahead keep the insults going, you do it because.you know america isn't that great, shit 3 planes brought your countrys to it's knees. so what you inveded some little countrys to get back at them.were did it get you ,NO WERE.your pulling out soon and it will b the same, welcome to the real world,,,,, pinball wizerd one day you will wake up ....... terrisom well we have been fighting that for a long time ,even before you even had your first president. WHAT DOES IT SHOOK YOU ..... WELL TUFF.... GET OVER IT AND LOOK AT ALL THE TROOPS GETTING KILLED .OVER WHAT TELL ME. america has been trying to do the same things we brits have been doing for a long time know. but america carn't do it and never will YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT.
OH, BTW....England, Canada and Australia were right beside us in those invasions poof.
AN AFL FAN

Perth, Australia

#37567 Jun 19, 2013
cowboy wrote:
<quoted text>
OH, BTW....England, Canada and Australia were right beside us in those invasions poof.
yes you do need the commonwealth behind you don't you poof,,,think of it america can not do anything bye themselfs, can they .[north korea kicked your ass] untill we steped in , NAM what a joke that was ....NO you can not do anthing bye yourselfs,we went into theses countrys because it's a well known fact you AMERICANS would balls it up , why don't you look history up and see what your persident said to maggie thacher. before we invaded. she said you were going soft , remember . look it up soft cock
AN AFL FAN

Perth, Australia

#37568 Jun 19, 2013
cowboy wrote:
<quoted text>
Too bad Topix doesn't have sound, otherwise you could hear me giggling my ass off at your illiterate rants.....BTW, your English, so, tell me all about the freedom in England..Let's start with the cameras watching every inch of London and every other city in the Country......Just so you know, I am giggling again at your stupidity....So, tell me all about the freedom in your Country where you can go to prison for 'Simpson' cartoon porn....You make John look intelligent..
yes there is cameras on every corner.but that doesn't me we haven't got freedom . dick hows your crime rate lol .i'm the one pissing myself giggling. prison NOPE never been there you tell me seems you know, lol just shows me america has no history whats so ever,,, and its to late to get it now morons,,,, thank god for the commonwealth ,,, over 58 countrys still in it, how many have you got. thats what you are trying to get .but you will never get it, why ........well you dont no how to go about it. thank god for england, or should I say [GREAT BRITAIN] see thats what your looking for the great in front of america ,, nope carn't see that great america hahahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck now that a joke

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