hi, i wanna have sex with my step mum so hard but i dont know how to start it?

[wolfie44]

please gimme some ideas

[Big Dick Longturd]

Spit on her butt and give her a donkey punch. that should do ya

[wolfie44]

whats that?

[Big Dick Longturd]

that's where you stick it in her butt, and punch her in the kidney and she squeals like a donkey. or you can try a one-legged pirate. that's where you squirt in her the eye and kick her in the shin and she jumps around on one leg covering her eye. lemme know how that works for ya.

[Cut off in bar fight]

You could try rodeo sex. Before you try that donkey punch, tell her you hope she is as good as her sister and see if you can hang on.

[Lost it in a Bar Fight]

Its called Jack Daniel's and sum Rum she will be dumb & Num Take ur Shot HomeBoy

[Double Fine]

wolfie44 wrote:

please gimme some ideas

I wanted to make a crack about Rufilin, but you sound like the kind of loser that would try it

[andet1987]

wolfie44 wrote:

please gimme some ideas

find a girlfriend and avoid trouble.

[Double Fine]

andet1987 wrote:

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find a girlfriend and avoid trouble.

You think a guy who fantasizes over his step mother can find a girlfriend?

[hillbilly]

wolfie44 wrote:

whats that?

Lick her eye lids It will turn her on.

[hillbilly]

wolfie44 wrote:

please gimme some ideas

If she dont know you are looking at her,she will screw you,r brother too,so put him up to doing it if you don .t have enough GONADS,..SWEET DREAMS

[Commander Bunny]

Big Dick Longturd wrote:

Spit on her butt and give her a donkey punch. that should do ya

Can't argue with that.

[Libertarian is great]

I will give you advice in politically manner. Forbid the government for regulating marriage. Then you can have sex with your step mom.

Free market can solve problem in economic world, so does social live.

Infidelity in social live is government fault! For over regulating marriage.

Under US laws, anyone agreeing to get civil marriage agree that:
1. He doesn’t have right to have sex with his wife. Marital rape is illegal. So it’s not part of the contract. Financial support is part of the contract though irrelevant of wife’s performance.
2. His wife has right to have sex with anyone else because that’s legal.
3. His wife can divorce him any time she wants. No fault divorce is the law now.
4. Should his wife produce children that’s not his, he is responsible to support that child.
5. Should his wife get a divorce and cohabit with other males, he still has to keep supporting that wife in life alimony.

That is the justification that government used to extort life time alimony and child support from suckers. Government main argument is,“Well, you agreed to all these when you get married.”

Do Christians really think that God want us to agree to all those terms before we can have sex?

[Libertarian is great]

@ Double fine

Let the market decide his gf

@ Wolfie

Option of marriage

There is bdsm where you also beat up your mate
There is extremist muslim marriage where you beat your wife
There is moderate muslim marriage where you don’t beat your wife.
There is old testament marriage where you stoned your wife to death for cheating on you and that she’ll fuck your brother if you’re death (maybe this one should be illegal)
There is western marriage, where you keep paying your wife after she rides someone else cocks’ and are responsible for her bastard child (another unconscionable nonsense)
There is free sex, where girls are doing it for free.
There is polygamy.
There is monogamy.
There is orgy.
There is polyandry.
There is group marriage.
There is prostitution, where you pay to get laid
There is contract marriage.
There is concubinage.
There is cohabitation contract.
There is abstinance
There is suicide hara kiri mutual.
There is welfare marriage, where they expect government to pay up for all the kids made (the only one I think should be illegal)

[Commander Bunny]

Libertarian is great wrote:

@ Double fine
Let the market decide his gf
@ Wolfie
Option of marriage
There is bdsm where you also beat up your mate
There is extremist muslim marriage where you beat your wife
There is moderate muslim marriage where you don’t beat your wife.
There is old testament marriage where you stoned your wife to death for cheating on you and that she’ll fuck your brother if you’re death (maybe this one should be illegal)
There is western marriage, where you keep paying your wife after she rides someone else cocks’ and are responsible for her bastard child (another unconscionable nonsense)
There is free sex, where girls are doing it for free.
There is polygamy.
There is monogamy.
There is orgy.
There is polyandry.
There is group marriage.
There is prostitution, where you pay to get laid
There is contract marriage.
There is concubinage.
There is cohabitation contract.
There is abstinance
There is suicide hara kiri mutual.
There is welfare marriage, where they expect government to pay up for all the kids made (the only one I think should be illegal)

Huh.

[Libertarian is great]

@ Commander

i just add some ideas! Don't you think government over regulating marriage?

[Commander Bunny]

Well, I don't know.
But it is keeping Me from marrying My toaster.

[Libertarian is great]

But isn't it your personal conscious prevent you from marrying your toaster. If your personal conscious works well, why you need more government regulations?

[Commander Bunny]

Well, my toaster really does'nt have wide enough slots to begin with.

[wolfie44]

you guys have made me realise how sad that really sound.
yes i do have a girlfriend but i just wanted to give it a go.