What is a reasonable punishment for t...

What is a reasonable punishment for telemarketers?

Created by appleboy on Jul 11, 2009

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They should be shot.

They should be hung.

Cut into a thousand pieces.

Made to eat their own crap.

strangled with phone cord.

other.

“Don't get me started”

Since: Jul 09

Minneapolis

#1 Jul 11, 2009
Lazy Saturday afternoon. I decided to take a short nap. In two hours time my phone rang no less than seven times. Every one was a telemarketer. AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH.
gingie

United States

#2 Jul 11, 2009
I scream into the phone!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
then hang up

“Don't get me started”

Since: Jul 09

Minneapolis

#3 Jul 11, 2009
gingie wrote:
I scream into the phone!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
then hang up
Yes. And another good one is, when they ask if they can speak with the homeowner, I say "yes, just a minute, I'll get him."...then set the phone down without hanging up.
AverageWhiteGuy

Tennyson, IN

#4 Jul 11, 2009
Have your name and phone number added to the "National Do Not Call Registry".

https://www.donotcall.gov/

While you are at it you will probably want to add your elderly parents or neighbors to the list.

Before i registered a was getting four to five calls a day at my home phone number. Within the second week of registering i was getting maybe three calls in that seven day period. Now i only get maybe two or three telemarketer calls a month.

“Don't get me started”

Since: Jul 09

Minneapolis

#5 Jul 12, 2009
AverageWhiteGuy wrote:
Have your name and phone number added to the "National Do Not Call Registry".
https://www.donotcall.gov/
While you are at it you will probably want to add your elderly parents or neighbors to the list.
Before i registered a was getting four to five calls a day at my home phone number. Within the second week of registering i was getting maybe three calls in that seven day period. Now i only get maybe two or three telemarketer calls a month.
Thanks for the link. I don't know why I didn't do this a long time ago. Though I still want to strangle telemarketers with phone cord.

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#6 Jul 12, 2009
appleboy wrote:
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Thanks for the link. I don't know why I didn't do this a long time ago. Though I still want to strangle telemarketers with phone cord.
Phones used to have cords?

I guess it's like trying to teach what counterclockwise means to the digital age.
Lost my ID

Waynesville, MO

#7 Jul 12, 2009
My husband hits on them using his hillbilly accent, it works especially well when it's another man calling. He'll ask them what they are wearing and tell them they sound like they have a perty (pretty) mouth. By the time he's calling them sweet pea and his little tulip they hang up on him.

“Don't get me started”

Since: Jul 09

Minneapolis

#8 Jul 12, 2009
Lost my ID wrote:
My husband hits on them using his hillbilly accent, it works especially well when it's another man calling. He'll ask them what they are wearing and tell them they sound like they have a perty (pretty) mouth. By the time he's calling them sweet pea and his little tulip they hang up on him.
This one made my day.

Since: Jan 09

Waynesville, MO

#9 Jul 12, 2009
appleboy wrote:
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This one made my day.
Got my ID back so now I'm posting as inked...

I love when he does it, he puts them on speaker phone so I can hear.

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#10 Jul 12, 2009
inked2u wrote:
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Got my ID back so now I'm posting as inked...
I love when he does it, he puts them on speaker phone so I can hear.
Ain't that wut's called redneck foreplay?

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#11 Jul 12, 2009
inked2u wrote:
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Got my ID back so now I'm posting as inked...
I love when he does it, he puts them on speaker phone so I can hear.
BTW, heya, haven't seen you 'round in a while.

Since: Jan 09

Waynesville, MO

#12 Jul 12, 2009
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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Ain't that wut's called redneck foreplay?
Works for me ;)

Since: Jan 09

Waynesville, MO

#13 Jul 12, 2009
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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BTW, heya, haven't seen you 'round in a while.
Been a crazy few months with a move thrown in just for fun. You know how life gets. How ya been X?

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#14 Jul 12, 2009
inked2u wrote:
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Been a crazy few months with a move thrown in just for fun. You know how life gets. How ya been X?
Peachy!

Yea, sometimes life can be the pits.
WORLD IDIOTS RACE WAKE UP

New York, NY

#15 Jul 12, 2009
When i get thime , I love to play with Telemarketers. BWHAHHAHAaaaaaaaaaa
Ordinary Average Guy

Portland, OR

#16 Nov 1, 2013
I say stripped from the waist, bound down doggie with coarse ropes, and then forced figging!(don't know what it is, then Google it)

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