Dr. Tiller Jokes!

[Curtis Lowe]

Ernest Hemmingway once won a contest for the shortest, short story. It read in full: "For Sale, Baby Shoes, Never Worn."

[Curtis Lowe]

John Greenleaf Whitier had a famous poem with the line, "For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: "It might have been!"

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Dr. Tiller once said, "That'll be $6000, will you be paying cash, check, or credit?"

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What was Dr. Tiller's favorite Bush policy. "No Child Left To Mind".

[Mike]

Curtis Lowe wrote:

Michelle Obama is so fat, she uses Michael J. Fox as a vibrator.

ROFLMAO!!!
Awesome. I read the comments of a comedial genius.

[Curtis Lowe]

Mike wrote:

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ROFLMAO!!!
Awesome. I read the comments of a comedial genius.

Thank you, thank you. I do three shows a day and I'll be here all week. Try the veal!

[Curtis Lowe]

What do Dr. Tiller and Dick Cheney have in common? Nothing, Dr. Tiller was a monster.

[Curtis Lowe]

A lot of people are trying to link Bill O'Reilly with the Dr. Tiller murder. Does this mean that they should also be looking at Michelle Obama and the Swine Flu?

[Hazmat Mel]

It's like with women and so many bad things- they're carriers.

Curtis Lowe wrote:

A lot of people are trying to link Bill O'Reilly with the Dr. Tiller murder. Does this mean that they should also be looking at Michelle Obama and the Swine Flu?

[Curtis Lowe]

Dr. Tiller's real punishment? His new roommate, Michael Jackson.

[Curtis Lowe]

Well the finally found a replacement for Dr. Tiller. It's Joe the Plumber.

[Curtis Lowe]

Take 2. Ready. Action!

Well they finally found a replacement for Dr. Tiller. It's Joe the Plumber.