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Dr. Tiller Jokes!

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Curtis Lowe

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Jun 5, 2009
 
What degree is Dr. Tiller working on now? Best guess is between 1500 to 2000 degrees.
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Jun 5, 2009
 
C'mon people! Hop in at any time! Too soon?
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Jun 5, 2009
 
When Dr. Tiller got to the the gates of Heaven, Saint Peter broke the news to him that he was being sent to Hell. Then Saint Peter said, "There is hope for you though because a new Messiah will be sent to Earth to free all souls from Hell and then all will be in paradise." Saint Peter looked at his ledger and said, "Oh, wait a minute, you aborted the new Messiah last month. Sorry for the bad info."
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#9
Jun 5, 2009
 
What did Satan say when he met Dr. Tiller? "Man, I thought I was evil."
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Jun 5, 2009
 
What did Hitler say to Dr. Tiller. "Drop those drawers and let me see that german helmet".
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Jun 5, 2009
 
What is Dr. Tiller's nickname in Hell? Daisy-Mae.

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Jun 5, 2009
 
Need an abortion?

Don't call Roto-Rooter

Call Dr. Roto Tiller
Curtis Lowe

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Jun 5, 2009
 
beachball wrote:
Need an abortion?
Don't call Roto-Rooter
Call Dr. Roto Tiller
You just violated about 100 copyright and patent laws. Good on ya!
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Jun 5, 2009
 
What did the Pope sing when he heard of the death of Dr. Tiller? Another one bites the dust.
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Jun 5, 2009
 

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I hear NOW is planning a memorial for Dr. Tiller. It is going to be a statue of a giant vacuum cleaner made entirely out of coathangers.
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Jun 10, 2009
 
This is inappropriately funny.
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Jun 10, 2009
 
Charles wrote:
This is inappropriately funny.
Agree. Did you hear Dr. Tiller was sighted in the Yankees dugout yesterday making love to David Letterman's wife?
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Jun 11, 2009
 
What did all the aborted babies say when they saw Dr. Tiller? Dick!
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Jun 11, 2009
 
What did the members of the congregation at Dr. Tiller's church say after he got whacked?

Why didn't I think of that?
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Jun 11, 2009
 

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What is the difference between Dr. Tiller and Adolph Hitler?

Hitler owned a comb.
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Jun 11, 2009
 
Did you hear PETA is protesting Dr. Tiller's abortion clinic?

Yeah, a veal company bought the building.
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Jun 11, 2009
 
I think we can all agree that what happened on Sunday, 1 Jun 2009 was a tragedy.

My newspaper got wet and I couldn't read Garfield!
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#23
Jun 11, 2009
 
Turns out Dr. Tiller was actually reincarnated. He is now a dung beetle named Eugene.
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Jun 11, 2009
 
What did Chili's say when they heard of Dr. Tiller's death?

Now where will we get our baby-back ribs?
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#25
Jun 11, 2009
 
Michelle Obama is so fat, she uses Michael J. Fox as a vibrator.
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