Ohio Man Caught Having Sex With Picni...

Ohio Man Caught Having Sex With Picnic Table

There are 156 comments on the WCSH-TV Portland story from Mar 28, 2008, titled Ohio Man Caught Having Sex With Picnic Table. In it, WCSH-TV Portland reports that:

A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table. The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his ...

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whanda

Reading, PA

#132 Jun 30, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Ever wonder what Yogi did with all those picnic baskets?
mystery solved

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#133 Jun 30, 2013
Guess he could not resist, that knot hole.

“another beer ? sure why not”

Since: Aug 12

Ghostville

#134 Jun 30, 2013
Outdoor furniture fetish? What does he do in the winter.. On second thought forget I asked...

“....VETS”

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#135 Jun 30, 2013
hard to believe you thought of it

“another beer ? sure why not”

Since: Aug 12

Ghostville

#136 Jun 30, 2013
I might be from OH, but I don't take liberties with inanimate objects.. I wonder what the ACLU,s(american cycling liberties union) take is on this

“another beer ? sure why not”

Since: Aug 12

Ghostville

#137 Jun 30, 2013
Oops thought this was man having sex with bicycle thread.. Silly me.. Didn't mean to "table" the discussions.. Bet there wont be a "man has sex with a porcupine" thread. I am sure you get the point.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#138 Jul 1, 2013
You laugh.....but you should see the legs on that picnic table!!!! Hot!!!!

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#139 Jun 17, 2015
DILF wrote:
You laugh.....but you should see the legs on that picnic table!!!! Hot!!!!
lol

I hope the stools weren't doing anything for him!

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#140 Jun 17, 2015
Not for nothing, this guy seems normal compared to the guy they found shagging his wifes Shih Tzu in Alabama.....
itt

Johnstown, CO

#141 Jun 17, 2015
wtf..........
moe

United States

#142 Jun 17, 2015
his name was andet

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#143 Jun 18, 2015
moe wrote:
his name was andet
OMG, what a coincidence!!!
There is someone on TOPIX that uses that name!!!!!
Woozy Gravy

Los Angeles, CA

#144 Jun 19, 2015
Another one of God's children.

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#146 Jun 25, 2015
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
OMG, what a coincidence!!!
There is someone on TOPIX that uses that name!!!!!
lol

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#147 Jun 25, 2015
I sure hope it was a late model high-end picnic table.....not one of those old splintery ones.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#148 Jun 25, 2015
moe wrote:
his name was andet
No self-respecting picnic table would have anything to do, biblically, with the prissy, whiny mess. Lol
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#149 Jun 25, 2015
Chilli J wrote:
<quoted text>
No self-respecting picnic table would have anything to do, biblically, with the prissy, whiny mess. Lol


you did not win any beauty pageant. so ? no picnic table will do you. i have brains and beauty.

i won 2 gay beauty contests. you are way below my level. get used to it.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#150 Jun 25, 2015
andet1987 wrote:
<quoted text>
you did not win any beauty pageant. so ? no picnic table will do you. i have brains and beauty.
i won 2 gay beauty contests. you are way below my level. get used to it.
You've won gay beauty pagents, graduated from DeVry and been promoted at your IT job, in the 8+ years that you've worked there. As I've mentioned before here, I have two Master's Degrees and a JD! Yet "I'm below your level?"
Aw... You're such an insecure, invisible, pathetic little guy!:(
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#151 Jun 25, 2015
i did not read the post of an idiot above. she is just too ugly. even her name is so ugly. why waste my time with ugliness ? she is ugly, no talent, no honors, no awards, not a pleasing personality.

Andet1987
4 academic awards in high school graduation and an honor
from high school to college, an academic scholar
always number one in class when it comes to scores
won 2 gay beauty contests in my 20s
witnessed a real Miracle on June 30, 2011
3 college diplomas
a director/supervisor at work
applauded loudly when performing a solo dance during Christmas parties

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#152 Jun 25, 2015
andet1987 wrote:
i did not read the post of an idiot above. she is just too ugly. even her name is so ugly. why waste my time with ugliness ? she is ugly, no talent, no honors, no awards, not a pleasing personality.
Andet1987
4 academic awards in high school graduation and an honor
from high school to college, an academic scholar
always number one in class when it comes to scores
won 2 gay beauty contests in my 20s
witnessed a real Miracle on June 30, 2011
3 college diplomas
a director/supervisor at work
applauded loudly when performing a solo dance during Christmas parties
Looks like you're "stuck on stupid", "Mr. Cut and Paste!"

Shouldn't you be trading out someone's monitor now?

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