Ohio Man Caught Having Sex With Picni...

Ohio Man Caught Having Sex With Picnic Table

There are 156 comments on the WCSH-TV Portland story from Mar 28, 2008, titled Ohio Man Caught Having Sex With Picnic Table. In it, WCSH-TV Portland reports that:

A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table. The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his ...

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JACK

Torrance, CA

#22 Jan 31, 2011
Lucys_Fur_Coat wrote:
The link doesn't work...
Who is the ACCUSER??? And why in the hell did he have to film the guy THREE times????? Maybe he had to prove it wasn't a one nightstand! HA HA HA
Nice try trying to act like it was not you. Freak. You want to relive your sexual experience and watch the link? LMAO.

“....VETS”

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#23 Jan 31, 2011
Lucys_Fur_Coat wrote:
<quoted text>The one that had his jimmy stuck in the pump intake and the suction prevented him from "pulling out"=) Wasn't that at a hotel?
yes I do remember ,

Lucys_Fur_Coat

“I'm your huckleberry! ”

Since: Jun 09

Avalon, CA

#24 Jan 31, 2011
JACK wrote:
<quoted text>Nice try trying to act like it was not you. Freak. You want to relive your sexual experience and watch the link? LMAO.
I thought it was just an article... I guess you know more about it than we thought. Hey Boo Boo, why is that?

“....VETS”

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#25 Jan 31, 2011
Lucys_Fur_Coat wrote:
<quoted text>I thought it was just an article... I guess you know more about it than we thought. Hey Boo Boo, why is that?
because unlike you I read and watch news , and that was news

anything else ?????
JACK

Torrance, CA

#26 Jan 31, 2011
Lucys_Fur_Coat wrote:
<quoted text>I thought it was just an article... I guess you know more about it than we thought. Hey Boo Boo, why is that?
Because I filmed you screwing that table pervert.

“Music Lover”

Since: Jan 11

Royse City Texas

#27 Jan 31, 2011
what? no video?

“Winchester Model 1894”

Since: Apr 07

Roy, Washington

#28 Jan 31, 2011
PAUL wrote:
<quoted text>did you ever try a vacumm ouch
JEEZ!!!! that sucks! I bet is was an upright.

“Keeping it Weird”

Since: Jan 11

Virtuoso

#29 Jan 31, 2011
Hey, I'd like to point the finger at the guy and laugh too but did you SEE that table?!?
You know what I'm sayin?
The guy got a little lonely, that super hot table was just sitting there practically BEGGING for it!
Hey, one thing leads to another,,,,,,
Candle light and a little soft music while he rubs it down with some lemon scented Pledge and a soft cloth in circular motions,,,, He's got it on all fours, so to speak, and before you know it he's getting busy with a table! And not just getting busy,, getting bizzay!
Come to think of it I did see a bunch of pervy types hanging around at the patio furniture department at Home Depot last time I was there!
I'll stay away from there. I do need nails tho and I can't help it if I have to walk by the patio department on my way! I imagine they have good sales going on right now with spring coming along soon! Peace out suckas!

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#30 Jan 31, 2011
MK ULTRA wrote:
Hey, I'd like to point the finger at the guy and laugh too but did you SEE that table?!?
You know what I'm sayin?
The guy got a little lonely, that super hot table was just sitting there practically BEGGING for it!
Hey, one thing leads to another,,,,,,
Candle light and a little soft music while he rubs it down with some lemon scented Pledge and a soft cloth in circular motions,,,, He's got it on all fours, so to speak, and before you know it he's getting busy with a table! And not just getting busy,, getting bizzay!
Come to think of it I did see a bunch of pervy types hanging around at the patio furniture department at Home Depot last time I was there!
I'll stay away from there. I do need nails tho and I can't help it if I have to walk by the patio department on my way! I imagine they have good sales going on right now with spring coming along soon! Peace out suckas!
Normally a guys wife worries about him checking out other women, but in this guys case he's checking out other furniture in the hardware shop, next he'll be going for the belt sander (ouch).

During family get togethers they have to hide the furniture. Back in the old wagon train days, they would have to send someone around to run him off the chuck wagons, lol.

“I'm not Crazy, The World Is”

Since: Jan 10

In a Van Down By The River

#31 Jan 31, 2011
haha..i got a woody

sick man, sick sick man....this man suffers from picnictablepelia

“I'm not Crazy, The World Is”

Since: Jan 10

In a Van Down By The River

#32 Jan 31, 2011
when he was done, did he carve/scratch into the table with his pocketknife "i was here...." or "I came here..."..ahahahaha

“TheseDays”

Since: Apr 07

Location hidden

#33 Jan 31, 2011
O! Thought it was another one,,,,,,,,but same character. Thank lawdy this wasn't a copycat!

Lucys_Fur_Coat

“I'm your huckleberry! ”

Since: Jun 09

Avalon, CA

#34 Jan 31, 2011
tallyho wrote:
<quoted text>
because unlike you I read and watch news , and that was news
anything else ?????
No, Jack!

“Keeping it Weird”

Since: Jan 11

Virtuoso

#35 Jan 31, 2011
I did have this fake leather ottomon once,,,
We never went all the way.
A little cushion play and some fondling yeah, of course, but it all seemed so one sided.
I have my pride you know!
Back in the 90's I might have sacrificed my dignity but those were crazier times!
I've clearly matured.
Some say my standards are TOO high but PATIO furniture???? Get Real! What a Loozer!

Lucys_Fur_Coat

“I'm your huckleberry! ”

Since: Jun 09

Avalon, CA

#36 Jan 31, 2011
tallyho wrote:
<quoted text>
because unlike you I read and watch news , and that was news
anything else ?????
I did have one other thing, you blind mf'er... why the hair up your old azz?

“Winchester Model 1894”

Since: Apr 07

Roy, Washington

#37 Jan 31, 2011
While we're on the subject; what's Irish and comes out in the spring?

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#39 Jan 31, 2011
GLOBAL IDIOTS RACE MAKEUP wrote:
when he was done, did he carve/scratch into the table with his pocketknife "i was here...." or "I came here..."..ahahahaha
Or for a good time call Home Depot, lol

“Hey ,yawl !”

Since: Oct 10

How ya doin? N.C.

#40 Jan 31, 2011
Lucys_Fur_Coat wrote:
The link doesn't work...
Who is the ACCUSER??? And why in the hell did he have to film the guy THREE times????? Maybe he had to prove it wasn't a one nightstand! HA HA HA
No, a picnic table not a nightstand.

“....VETS”

Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#41 Jan 31, 2011
Lucys_Fur_Coat wrote:
<quoted text>I did have one other thing, you blind mf'er... why the hair up your old azz?
you are right I tagged the wrong post ,and your very lady like manners made it all easily for a person to apologize , right????

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#42 Jan 31, 2011
I hope he didn't name his table woody?

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