Ohio Man Caught Having Sex With Picnic Table

A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table. The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his ... Read more
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maverick

Tampa, FL

#1 Mar 28, 2008
This is a joke-right?I mean this must be a joke-right??
Caffeinated

United States

#2 Mar 28, 2008
Got wood?

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#3 Mar 28, 2008
I have heard of stove top, but table top stuffing

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#4 Mar 28, 2008
I hope he had some condiments

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#5 Mar 28, 2008
pass the cheese please

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#6 Mar 28, 2008
bread stick any one?

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#7 Mar 28, 2008
O hi O

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#8 Mar 28, 2008
secret sauce ??
no name

Chardon, OH

#9 Mar 28, 2008
Caffeinated wrote:
Got wood?
no he got splinters lol

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#10 Mar 28, 2008
Ever wonder what Yogi did with all those picnic baskets?
PAUL

AOL

#11 Mar 28, 2008
ILL have a hamburger and hold the jack sause please
Caffeinated

United States

#12 Mar 28, 2008
tallyho wrote:
secret sauce ??
I'll see your secret sauce, and raise you a condom-int.
PAUL

AOL

#13 Mar 28, 2008
tallyho wrote:
O hi O
did you ever try a vacumm ouch

Since: Mar 08

United States

#14 Mar 28, 2008
Did he have foreplay by giving the table oral sex?

What is with the neighbor anyway? Filming Bill obviously getting ready for Hillary.

The table feels so cheap & humiliated.

Will he call the table later? no, he will just leave the table standing outside, alone.

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Since: Jan 08

WELCOME HOME

#16 Mar 28, 2008
PAUL wrote:
<quoted text>did you ever try a vacumm ouch
do you remember the guy in Florida on tape that was caught in the swimming pool outlet??

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Since: Jan 08

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#17 Mar 28, 2008
Caffeinated wrote:
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I'll see your secret sauce, and raise you a condom-int.
new drip free??

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Since: May 07

Location hidden

#18 Mar 28, 2008
OMG!!! You guys absolutely crack me up! And this story is hilarious. Thanks for sharing!!!

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#19 Jan 29, 2011
LMAO!!

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Since: Jun 09

Avalon, CA

#20 Jan 31, 2011
tallyho wrote:
<quoted text>
do you remember the guy in Florida on tape that was caught in the swimming pool outlet??
The one that had his jimmy stuck in the pump intake and the suction prevented him from "pulling out"=) Wasn't that at a hotel?

“I'm your huckleberry! ”

Since: Jun 09

Avalon, CA

#21 Jan 31, 2011
The link doesn't work...

Who is the ACCUSER??? And why in the hell did he have to film the guy THREE times????? Maybe he had to prove it wasn't a one nightstand! HA HA HA

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