World's Dumbest Religion?

[Xcntrik InVidor]

Ken wrote:

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Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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Strange, it appears that in your criticism of another's judgments, you've done the very same thing you accused them of doing.
Isn't that just the oddest thing?

Ah, gotcha.

A man who sees his own flaws can't be all bad.

Does this monitor make my butt look fat?

[Miley Cyrus]

NaCl wrote:

The existence or non-existence of God is not a matter of opinion. God is neither wished into existence nor wished out of existence. Either there is a God, or there is not. This is why atheism has to be the dumbest choice. If there is a God after all, any God at all, and that God cares whether you believe in Him or not, then atheists are over their eyebrows in fertilizer. No matter who that God turns out to be.

Probably the dumbist line of reasoning I have ever heard....

[Ken]

Xcntrik InVidor wrote:

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Ah, gotcha.
A man who sees his own flaws can't be all bad.
Does this monitor make my butt look fat?

No way Hosea (with ref. to your butt), as I have said before, "I truly believe you are a good person". I know at times we do say the same things, but only use different words (different perspective). We want the same things in life; you know, "I'll hold them and you hug them" OR "You hold them and I'll hug them". Either way we get the same point across.

P.S.-I have a small monitor.

[Cherokee]

Xcntrik InVidor wrote:

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Ah, gotcha.
A man who sees his own flaws can't be all bad.
Does this monitor make my butt look fat?

no, is not the monitor X...

[Loves Folk Punk]

Curtis Lowe wrote:

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Not really a religion. Don't they worship they cylons from Battlestar Gallactica?

dont christians worship a guys ghost? a divine zombie if you will?

[Christina White]

OMG what is californiaism? I lived there my whole life and didn't know we had our own religion. I have since moved out of state.... I hope there isn't a Floridaism

[hinamanu]

Christina White wrote:

OMG what is californiaism? I lived there my whole life and didn't know we had our own religion. I have since moved out of state.... I hope there isn't a Floridaism

apparently, Floradism is about having half a vote.

Unbelieveable.

[Christina White]

hinamanu wrote:

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apparently, Floradism is about having half a vote.
Unbelieveable.

too funny..... Now there is a huge difference between N. Cal and S. Cal I mean like worlds So I we just generalized? Oh and hey at least you got half a vote but which half????

[Simon]

hands down - the ones who support Bush unconditionally!

[hinamanu]

Christina White wrote:

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too funny..... Now there is a huge difference between N. Cal and S. Cal I mean like worlds So I we just generalized? Oh and hey at least you got half a vote but which half????

In florida I would say it depends on your faithfulness to the establishment. that you're not black and there fore considered criminal and have your name automatically taken off the electoral role.

And fully if you vote for floridation in florida water. Can't go wrong.

flordism and floridation = voting rights in florida. Half a right.

[Cherokee]

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[FKLBRLS]

I've ready some interesting comments at the start of this topic. It seems perfectly clear who started that whole survey thing. There's really only one group who had a lot to gain from asking what the dumbest religion is and that is clearly the atheists. They instigated this to promote their hate fest and a good percentage of them wanted Christianity picked because in their hyprocrisy they claim to believe in no religion yet only attack one.

[la di da di]

FKLBRLS wrote:

I've ready some interesting comments at the start of this topic. It seems perfectly clear who started that whole survey thing. There's really only one group who had a lot to gain from asking what the dumbest religion is and that is clearly the atheists. They instigated this to promote their hate fest and a good percentage of them wanted Christianity picked because in their hyprocrisy they claim to believe in no religion yet only attack one.

It was Curtis Lowe who started this poll, and Curtis would vehemently deny his being an atheist.

[Xcntrik InVidor]

la di da di wrote:

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It was Curtis Lowe who started this poll, and Curtis would vehemently deny his being an atheist.

Curtis Lowe isn't an atheist?

I was sure he was a catholic atheist.

[Xcntrik InVidor]

FKLBRLS wrote:

I've ready some interesting comments at the start of this topic. It seems perfectly clear who started that whole survey thing. There's really only one group who had a lot to gain from asking what the dumbest religion is and that is clearly the atheists. They instigated this to promote their hate fest and a good percentage of them wanted Christianity picked because in their hyprocrisy they claim to believe in no religion yet only attack one.

Christian fantasies, eh?

[la di da di]

Xcntrik InVidor wrote:

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Curtis Lowe isn't an atheist?
I was sure he was a catholic atheist.

I think Curtis Lowe is just confused.

[Curtis Lowe]

Looks like Atheism is catching up to Islam. Could we soon have a new Dumbest Religion? Time will tell.

[wade]

Curtis Lowe wrote:

Looks like Atheism is catching up to Islam. Could we soon have a new Dumbest Religion? Time will tell.

Islam and christianity --- are the same religion.

You cant call the beliefs of atheism dumb --- because atheists do not believe ---

It is just plain stupid to call something dumb when there is none of that something there, boy is that dumb

[Curtis Lowe]

wade wrote:

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Islam and christianity --- are the same religion.
You cant call the beliefs of atheism dumb --- because atheists do not believe ---
It is just plain stupid to call something dumb when there is none of that something there, boy is that dumb

Dumb or not, you're in second place and coming up fast.

[wade]

Curtis Lowe wrote:

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Dumb or not, you're in second place and coming up fast.

i certainly am amused that you are pleased