Where's jesus christs afterbirth ??
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Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#69 Sep 7, 2013
Since Jesus was jewish there had to be a circumcision so WHERE is that foreskin? Was it kept? You would think so, it's pretty important after all..."The foreskin of the lord".

Did people use it in prayer? I would think so.

It's probably kept at the vatican where they keep other artifacts.
curly and moe

Englewood, CO

#70 Nov 1, 2013
this is funny.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#71 Feb 19, 2014
Was this saved? Jesus had to wipe his butt after pooping and sometimes missing his aim and a bit of poop got on his hand. Was this poop saved? It should've been.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#72 Feb 19, 2014
Here's another one they would've saved for worship:

When Jesus was trying on pants or underwear he would've tried some that were too small. Being tight the seam split open in the butt.

They would've worshipped his loin cloth!
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#73 Feb 19, 2014
One more thought:

A joke:
Jesus and Moses are walking along the beach when all of a sudden Moses shouts out,'You know what? I'm going to try and part the ocean again.' And he throws his hands in the air and magically the ocean parts. Jesus sees this and says,'I'm going to try and walk on water again!' So he walks up to the water and takes a step on top and sinks! Moses says,'Try it again, Jesus. It's been a while.' So Jesus tries again and once more, he sinks.
Jesus comes up out of the water and says,'I know what the problem is. When I walked on water before, I didn't have holes in my feet!'

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About the holes in his feet:
These early Christians would've worshiped his "holey" feet. Even the holes by themselves. So they cut the holed areas of his feet and put them on an altar and did prayers.

Just sayin.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#74 Feb 19, 2014
Were there any pics done of Mary nursing jesus? Close ups??? Surely they wouldve prayed over it!
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#75 Mar 2, 2014
They would've written all these things into a journal. Is that where the bible got it's orgins? But the contents were so gross they got edited out in the final version? YES!
Sgupta

Denver, CO

#76 May 5, 2014
This is funny.

Anyone got some to add?
Sgupta

Denver, CO

#77 May 7, 2014
The spit in his mouth is something holy and worth saving. So perhaps he spit on small pieces of cloth and gave it to the masses who stood in line to get it.
Sgupta

Denver, CO

#78 May 17, 2014
There's so many more a person can think of..........
Sgupta

Denver, CO

#79 Jul 9, 2014
Did jesus lose any teeth to cavities? A tooth with a cavity in it would've made a nice keeper!
:)
Angst

Aurora, CO

#80 May 26, 2015
When Jesus walked bare foot and stepped on a bug, they would've collected the splat plus scraped off dead bug goo off his foot.

:)
Knock off purse seller

Johnstown, CO

#81 Jun 21, 2015
Anyone have something to contribute?
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#82 Aug 18, 2016
Where is it?
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#83 Aug 20, 2016
Knock off purse seller wrote:
Where is it?
Joseph buried it, IMO :)
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#84 Aug 20, 2016
Many artifacts could've been buried, how true.

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