Where's jesus christs afterbirth ??

Where's jesus christs afterbirth ??

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Knock off purse seller

Commerce City, CO

#1 Jan 12, 2011
I've been wondering about that for some time.

The last I heard, it was talking in the hall and was caught writing on the walls this quote of wisdom :
"Always look out for number one.

Unless someone is slinging poop around. Then look out for number two."
That quote was supposed to be the 11 commandment, but something went horribly wrong.
:0

:D
Knock off purse seller

Commerce City, CO

#2 Jan 12, 2011
This is a serious topic, btw.

Some people talk about the shroud of turin being legit. Well, this kind of talk makes me wonder about other artifacts, whether found or not - hence, the afterbirth came to mind. I mean, if egyptians can preserve body parts, why not an afterbirth? especially one that important.

I wonder what they did with it. Was it encased and preserved in something that's yet to be found? If so, where would they have placed it?
Knock off purse seller

Commerce City, CO

#3 Jan 12, 2011
Perhaps they shot it, or burnt it up lest it resurrect too.

Ya never know.

Did it have jesus powers as well, or was that limited to only jesus?

That's a spooky thought.
<twilight zone music inserted here>
underwear man

Waterloo, Canada

#4 Jan 12, 2011
I know what happened!
dont that beat all

Mount Morris, MI

#5 Jan 12, 2011
I read they used some process to take out the inards leaving only a shell. Then they inflated it with their mouths... Viola! The worlds first balloon.
underwear man

Waterloo, Canada

#6 Jan 12, 2011
I know! I know! Me! Me!(raising hand endlessly, waiting to be called on)

Pick me!
Knock off purse seller

Commerce City, CO

#11 Jan 12, 2011
I see.

Well at least there seems to be a consensus about it :
No one wants it kept.

This brings to mind :
What about the umbilical cord? How about the umbilical cord blood? There are places that exist now that save this blood, like this one here I just found on Yahoo :
http://familycord.com/why-bank-cord-blood/

Maybe we aren't the only ones in history to think of donating or saving this blood. Since there's no records any place that leaves the possibility open, IMO.

Of course, this bring up something interesting. If this blood was donated, WHO are jesus' heirs? Wow... imagine being a distant relative of him! I wonder if you would've inherited his powers for making miracles etc.
Knock off purse seller

Commerce City, CO

#12 Jan 12, 2011
Weirder question is :

What if the umbilical cord with the blood still in it had 'powers to make miracles'? Like : What if objects around it started moving 'suddenly' by themselves? What if ghost-like images appeared in the manger?? Poltergeist!

Shoot it or it'll resurrect!
big dog John

Gray, KY

#13 Jan 12, 2011
Knock off purse seller wrote:
Weirder question is :
What if the umbilical cord with the blood still in it had 'powers to make miracles'? Like : What if objects around it started moving 'suddenly' by themselves? What if ghost-like images appeared in the manger?? Poltergeist!
Shoot it or it'll resurrect!
MAYBE SOMEDAY THE LORD WILL TAKE THE CHORD SHOVE IT IN ONE END PULL IT OUT THE OTHER AND YOU CAN HANG FROM IT WHILE YOU BURN IN HELL FOR AN ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!

“To Each His Own....Opinion!”

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#14 Jan 12, 2011
Knock off purse seller wrote:
I've been wondering about that for some time.
The last I heard, it was talking in the hall and was caught writing on the walls this quote of wisdom :
<quoted text>
That quote was supposed to be the 11 commandment, but something went horribly wrong.
:0
:D
This is rude and completely unacceptable. You have no right to ridicule others' religious beliefs. You must be one sorry ass P.O.S.
Knock off purse seller

Commerce City, CO

#15 Jan 13, 2011
BellaToni wrote:
<quoted text>
This is rude and completely unacceptable. You have no right to ridicule others' religious beliefs. You must be one sorry ass P.O.S.
Ridicule? I was serious.
Knock off purse seller

Commerce City, CO

#16 Jan 13, 2011
big dog John wrote:
<quoted text>MAYBE SOMEDAY THE LORD WILL TAKE THE CHORD SHOVE IT IN ONE END PULL IT OUT THE OTHER AND YOU CAN HANG FROM IT WHILE YOU BURN IN HELL FOR AN ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!
big dog? Do you mean like leash all dogs are on?
:)
Knock off purse seller

Commerce City, CO

#17 Jan 14, 2011
I take back what I said.

What good would it do to shoot it. Since it's christs, it would seem to me it would have 'powers' and WHO needs a ghost lingering that has powers - that's asking for a haunting you'd never forget!

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Knock off purse seller

Commerce City, CO

#18 Jan 14, 2011
Ooops.
Knock off purse seller

Commerce City, CO

#19 Jan 14, 2011
Maybe the thing to do with it would be to pray to it since it could easily have been God in disguise.

??
Knock off purse seller

Commerce City, CO

#22 Jan 14, 2011
oops.
Knock off purse seller

Commerce City, CO

#23 Jan 14, 2011
Another question is :

When Mary was pregnant, did her stomach balloon up the way a normal woman's would or did it do anything 'special'?

One more question :

Did they go through a list of names before deciding which one to name the baby?

Oh, another question :

What was that like to clean up jesus' poop as a baby? Did they save the poop? It's Holy poop after all. How about the pee? And if they saved it, where is it?

“To Each His Own....Opinion!”

Since: Sep 09

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#24 Jan 14, 2011
Knock off purse seller wrote:
Another question is :
When Mary was pregnant, did her stomach balloon up the way a normal woman's would or did it do anything 'special'?
One more question :
Did they go through a list of names before deciding which one to name the baby?
Oh, another question :
What was that like to clean up jesus' poop as a baby? Did they save the poop? It's Holy poop after all. How about the pee? And if they saved it, where is it?
You'll never know because you'll be in Hell.
Knock off purse seller

Commerce City, CO

#25 Jan 14, 2011
BellaToni wrote:
<quoted text>
You'll never know because you'll be in Hell.
1st you said it was rude the way I spoke, now it's the topic of hell.

Is this an example of Christian "love" you're displaying? Wouldn't it be better to try to 'save my soul" instead, or at least pray for me?
Knock off purse seller

Commerce City, CO

#26 Jan 14, 2011
Another question of religious significance is :

Did Mary 'tear' when he came out of her??(vaginally speaking, I mean) Eeewww....

And for that matter, was she spared the labor pains that is said to have been given by God to woman as a payback for what Eve did in Eden??

Now THAT'S some thought provoking questions!

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