When Will You Vote for Obama?

When Will You Vote for Obama?

Created by Hazmat Mel on Feb 3, 2012

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When Hell Freezes Over

When He Runs for DogCatcher

When Michelle Drops 100 Pounds

When He Sings "Mammy!" @ A Press Conference

When Monkeys Fly Outta My Butt

When He Admits He's Clueless

When He Runs for Septic Tank Inspector

When He Tokes Up On Camera

The Day After The End of the World


Idi O Syncrasy

Patterson, CA

#257 Mar 12, 2012
The Fed is preparing for the worst.
Obama's re-election!

"This Is The Fed's Worst-Case Doom Scenario For The US Economy

Business Insider
Joe Weisenthal | 47 minutes ago

The Fed just announced that the latest round of bank stress tests will come out Thursday at 4:30 PM ET.

As a reminder, this is the doom scenario banks will be stress tested against:

The supervisory stress scenario for CCAR 2012,
which was designed in November 2011,
depicts a severe recession in the United States, including a peak unemployment rate of 13 percent, a 50 percent drop in equity prices, and a 21 percent decline in housing prices.

The supervisory stress scenario is not the Federal Reserve's forecast for the economy,
but was designed to represent an outcome that, while unlikely, may occur if the U.S economy were to experience a deep recession at the same time that economic activity in other major economies contracted significantly....."

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/fed-stress-tes...
Idi O Syncrasy

Patterson, CA

#258 Mar 12, 2012
Taxi Driver - wrote:
We should all get a chance to vote out the No Party, since they are holding up the recovery hoping to regain power.
The No Party????
You mean like NO New Drilling?
No New Oil Production?
No New Keystone Pipeline?
No New Keystone Jobs?
No Cheap Fuel?
No Escape from Obama's Recession?

The No Party??
You mean Barack Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, et al;?

Obama's Failed Energy Policy is Giving America a PAIN IN THE GAS!!

"UPDATE 4-Obama defends energy policies amid gas price pain

Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:22pm EDT

* Obama, acknowledging pain of high gas prices, sees progress

* US oil imports down 1 million bpd last year - W.House report

* Republicans say president's policies a failure on gasoline

WASHINGTON, March 12 (Reuters)- President Barack Obama launched the most comprehensive defense to date of his energy policies on Monday, pushing back against election-year attacks from Republicans who say they are to blame for high gas prices that are eroding his popularity with voters......

This was underlined by a new Washington Post-ABC poll,
which showed disapproval of Obama's handling of the economy increased to 59 percent,
from 53 percent when the survey was taken last month.

Nearly two-thirds of those polled said they did not approve of his handling of the situation with gas prices.

Republicans complain that Obama has hobbled the energy industry with red tape and point to the administration's block on TransCanada Corp's Keystone XL oil pipeline project to support their contention that he is hostage to environmentalists in his political base.

"With this report,
the president is celebrating his recipe for four or five dollar gas.

Poll after poll shows Americans overwhelmingly disapprove of the president's work on gas prices,"
said Brendan Buck, spokesman for House Speaker John Boehner, the top Republican in Congress......."

Idi O Syncrasy

Patterson, CA

#259 Mar 13, 2012

A Mere 80% Say They’re Not Better Off Than Four Years Ago

By Jim Geraghty
March 13, 2012 8:10 A.M.

In today’s CBS News poll:

Compared to four years ago, is your family’s financial situation better today, worse today, or about the same?

The survey finds 20 percent say better today, 37 percent say worse today, and 43 percent say “about the same.”


"CBS News/New York Times Poll
For release: March 12, 2012 6:30 PM ET

The November Election, The President, and the EconomyMarch 7-11, 2012•

Rising gas prices may be weighing on President Obama’s approval ratings:
after topping off at 50% approval just last month,
his rating has dipped to 41% today,
the lowest of his presidency.
47% now disapprove.•

As has historically been the case, a majority of Americans (54%) believes a President can do a lot to control gas prices.........."


Obama HAS done a lot to control Gas Prices.
Obama wants higher gas prices to restrict YOUR FREEDOM.
Hazmat Mel

Cantonment, FL

#260 Mar 14, 2012
Ahhhh, yes. My most popular [with that "idi o syncracy" person, anyway] thread title. Ever.
The TLH Dynasty wrote:
Where the hell is " NEVER " dammit?!
Idi O Syncrasy

Patterson, CA

#261 Mar 15, 2012
Hazmat Mel wrote:
Ahhhh, yes. My most popular [with that "idi o syncracy" person, anyway] thread title. Ever.
<quoted text>
No doubt, Hamat.
Just look at the disasters in Afghanistan and how Obama handles the crisis like the world leader he is.

Afghan president wants U.S. troops out of villages...

U.S. moves massacre soldier to Kuwait; Afghans furious...

Thousands protest, chant anti-American slogans...

Taliban suspends peace talks with U.S....

And meanwhile back at the White House:
Obama Fills Out NCAA Basketball Bracket...

WOW, do we have a Commander In Chief that takes action or what?!

Never send a boy to do a man's job.
Idi O Syncrasy

Patterson, CA

#262 Mar 15, 2012
Even the Democrats are running from Obama.
They're jumping like rats from a sinking ship!

Even with Obama doing much of his campaigning on the taxpayer's dollars instead of addressing this nations challenges;
Obama's Cash 'burn rate' unsustainable...

The Wall Street Journal
March 14, 2012, 7:26 p.m. ET

".Obama's Money and the Enthusiasm Gap
The president's fund-raising troubles are evidence of disappointed Democrats..

.......Next week, the Obama campaign will release its February numbers,
but the president is on track to be hundreds of millions of dollars shy of his original goal.

It's not for lack of trying.
Mr. Obama has already attended 103 fund-raisers, roughly one every three days since he kicked off his campaign last April (twice his predecessor's pace).

The president faces other fund-raising challenges. For one, there are only so many times any candidate can go to New York or Hollywood or San Francisco for a $1 million fund-raiser.
Team Obama is running through its easy money venues quickly.

For another, many of Mr. Obama's 2008 donors are reluctant to give again.
The Obama campaign itself reported that fewer than 7% of 2008 donors renewed their support in the first quarter of his re-election campaign.....

The final financial challenge facing Mr. Obama's campaign is how fast it is burning through the cash it is raising.....

The Obama campaign's high burn rate doesn't come from large television buys, phone banks or mail programs that could be immediately stopped.
It appears to result instead from huge fixed costs for a big staff and higher-than-expected fund-raising outlays. These are much tougher to unwind or delay. Left unaltered, they generally lead to even more frantic efforts to both raise money and stop other spending.

This perhaps explains why the White House told congressional Democrats last week not to expect a single dime for their campaign efforts from the Democratic National Committee this year.
All the DNC's funds will be needed for the president's re-election.

His campaign's financial situation also may explain why Mr. Obama has embraced Super PACs after decrying them as a "threat to democracy" in the midterm elections.

The president was quick to criticize Rush Limbaugh's crude comments about contraception advocate Sandra Fluke.
But he refused to condemn his Super PAC's acceptance of a million-dollar donation from Bill Maher, who routinely attacks Republican women such as Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann in vulgar and sexually charged terms.

That virtually all Republicans and many independents consider Mr. Obama a failure is obvious.

But many Democrats are disappointed with him, too.
The president's difficulty in raising campaign cash is evidence of this.
He is working a lot harder than he thought he would to raise a lot less than he had hoped."

Idi O Syncrasy

Patterson, CA

#265 Mar 16, 2012
Slowly but surely the truth is coming out about Obamacare:
Conservatives were right....
Obamacare already has cost 4 million people their health insurance.

"Pap smears? Mammograms? Prostate exams? Not under Obamacare
March 16, 2012 by Don Surber

Slowly but surely the truth is coming out about Obamacare:
Conservatives were right.

Conservatives said Obamacare would cost trillions. Our intellectual and moral superiors on the left sneered.

The CBO reported this week that Obamacare will cost nearly $1.8 trillion in the first 10 years alone — nearly double what Democrats said it would cost.
And instead of reducing the deficit,
Obamacare will increase the deficit.

Conservatives said Obamacare would cost people their health insurance. Our intellectual and moral superiors on the left sneered.

The CBO reported this week that Obamacare already has cost 4 million people their health insurance.

Conservatives said there would be less health care under Obamacare.

The CBO reported this week that Obamacare.

This week, MSNBC reported:

Most women can go as long as five years between cervical cancer screenings as long as they make sure to get both a Pap smear and an HPV test when they do get examined, a government panel said Wednesday.

The interval between cervical cancer screenings can safely be extended for women between the ages of 30 and 65, according to the new recommendations from the U.S. Preventive Services Task Force.

Women ages 21 to 30 should still get a Pap smear every three years, the interval currently recommended. But those younger than 21 and older than 65 can skip the screen altogether, the experts concluded.

The panel is urging a extended intervals in screenings in an attempt to cut back on the number of women who end up being treated for lesions that might resolve on their own.

Earlier, the New York Times reported:

Most women should start regular breast cancer screening at age 50, not 40, according to new guidelines released Monday by an influential group that provides guidance to doctors, insurance companies and policy makers.

The new recommendations, which do not apply to a small group of women with unusual risk factors for breast cancer, reverse longstanding guidelines and are aimed at reducing harm from overtreatment, the group says. It also says women age 50 to 74 should have mammograms less frequently — every two years, rather than every year. And it said doctors should stop teaching women to examine their breasts on a regular basis.

Just seven years ago, the same group, the United States Preventive Services Task Force, with different members, recommended that women have mammograms every one to two years starting at age 40. It found too little evidence to take a stand on breast self-examinations.

Also this week, CNN reported:......

Let me summarize: Less care for fewer people at double the price. Anyone can screw up. It takes the federal government to screw things up royally.

Obamacare is here to serve man.

And we all learned from “Twilight Zone” that “To Serve Man” is a cookbook."


Since: Nov 09

Frankfort, MI

#266 Mar 16, 2012
Idiot Syncrasy has a fake name, fake location and fake propaganda. Its almost certain that this phony is either a home grown terrorist, e.g. Timothy McVeigh or a plant from another country posting lies here to create unrest in our country.
Idi O Syncrasy

Patterson, CA

#267 Mar 16, 2012
OldRaider wrote:
Idiot Syncrasy has a fake name, fake location and fake propaganda. Its almost certain that this phony is either a home grown terrorist, e.g. Timothy McVeigh or a plant from another country posting lies here to create unrest in our country.
No OldRaid, unlike you and Obama, I'm an American Patriot and believe in the greatness of our nation.

I don't like the direction Obama's ideology has taken this Great Nation.
In fact, a lot of people that were fooled by Obamamania have changed their mind.

O, No!'Some of You, Have Rolled Up Your HOPE Posters'...

March 16, 2012

Pres. Obama:
'Not As Trendy' to be in Obama Campaign,'Some of You, Have Rolled Up Those HOPE Posters...'

President Obama spoke to supporters at a campaign fundraiser in Chicago, Friday.

"So, I'm a little grayer now. It's not as trendy to be involved in the Obama campaign as it was back then. Some of you, have rolled up those HOPE posters and they're in the closet somewhere.
But I am more determined and more confident that what drove us in 2008 is the right thing for America, than I have ever been before."


No Mr.President. What drove you in 2008 has driven America into the DITCH!
America Hopes for Change, a Change in the White House will be Change for the better.

Obama can't stand on his record, so he should stand in the unemployment line.
Idi O Syncrasy

Patterson, CA

#268 Mar 16, 2012
OH NO!! Like we didn't see this coming.

CBO sees higher deficits under Obama plan...

"By David Lawder

WASHINGTON | Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:30pm EDT

WASHINGTON (Reuters)- Deficits for the next two fiscal years would be slightly higher than the White House envisions if President Barack Obama's budget plan were adopted, the Congressional Budget Office said on Friday.

The CBO's latest analysis shows the plan would pile up $6.39 trillion in cumulative deficits over a 10-year period,.......

....Obama, who is seeking to counter Republicans' election-year attacks painting him as a tax-and-spend liberal who will rack up four straight years of trillion-dollar deficits in his first term.

It also gives Republicans new ammunition, including a nearly $1 trillion deficit next year and big debt and deficit targets that they aim to undershoot significantly when they unveil their own budget plan next week in the House of Representatives.......

"It confirms that the President's budget accelerates our nation towards a debt crisis," said House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan, who is leading the Republican effort......"


dinky donky ding dong

Cantonment, FL

#269 Jun 3, 2012
Nobammy, no how, no way!

and Mitt is NOT da' shit!
Angry Old White Dude

Cantonment, FL

#270 Jun 28, 2012
*bump*, you bastards.

Nobama impeached, Holder in Gitmo'd.
Monsteramalamadi ngdong

Pensacola, FL

#272 Sep 12, 2012
Nobama? No way.

Mitt? Forget it.

Since: Nov 09

United States

#274 Oct 13, 2012
One Million Strong Against Mitt Romney in 2012
Thanks to Right Off A Cliff .
"It would be easy to prove Republicans wrong if they believed in things like facts, reality, history, science and math."

Since: Nov 09

United States

#276 Oct 13, 2012
Extreme Prejudice wrote:
I love that quote. Is that yours?<quoted text>
I'm gonna have to go Libertarian again, if only for the sake of my conscience, or what's left of it.
Gary Johnson- not bad, for a Former Governor of New Mexico.
Not my quote, from One Million Strong Against Mitt Romney 2012 web site. Lots of good stuff there.
Libertarian has lots of advantages over Republicans but not sure if I want to risk a Romney presidency.

Belleview, FL

#277 Oct 13, 2012
"When will you vote for Obama?"

When hell freezes over.

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#278 Oct 16, 2012
Wake up America, the GOP has only one goal, help the rich get richer.

Since: Nov 09

United States

#280 Nov 5, 2012
Try to click on the details of the Romney plan:


Cantonment, FL

#282 Nov 13, 2012
that was HIlarious
OldRaider wrote:
Try to click on the details of the Romney plan:

Cantonment, FL

#283 Sep 3, 2013


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