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Captain O

Schwerin, Germany

#699 Dec 13, 2009
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Sapper, get to see you!
Hey Ricky, how are the gay bars in Dallas?

“i see u ate ur bitch flakes”

Since: Jan 08

Apopka, FL

#700 Dec 13, 2009
anti evil beastly system wrote:
this is a thread for trailer trash and baby killers.
Nope, your moms not here. Wrong thread.

Since: Sep 08

Location hidden

#701 Dec 14, 2009
How are the gay bars in Munich? And how are you gay buds on the Bayern Munich football team? Do you still service them before each and every home game?
Captain O wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey Ricky, how are the gay bars in Dallas?

Since: Jun 07

Manhattan, New York

#702 Dec 14, 2009
are you planning a trip to Dallas ??????
Captain O wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey Ricky, how are the gay bars in Dallas?

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#703 Dec 14, 2009
Captain O wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey Ricky, how are the gay bars in Dallas?
I have no idea but your "special" buddy Yada probably does.

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#705 Sep 9, 2010
anti evil beastly system wrote:
this is a thread for trailer trash and baby killers.
Only until you leave.

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#706 Oct 21, 2010
Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Paul went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"

Alma agrees and again they make love.

Later, Paul is getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Alma's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die."

She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.

Paul, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left!

Could we...?"

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "For goodness' sake Paul, I have to get up in the morning! You don't!"

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#707 Oct 21, 2010
Man goes into the doctor, Doc I have a terrible pain in my left ear!

Doc says, Ok lets have a look.

Doc pulls out the little gizmo with the eyepiece at one end and the light at the other and has a look in the guys ear.

You won't believe this sir he says, but there is a fifty pound note in your ear, hold on there's more!

The doc pulls out loads of money and says, I have just taken one thousand nine hundred and ninety quid out of your ear!

Man says "I told you I was'nt feeling two grand!!!"

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#708 Oct 21, 2010
What, Exactly, Are Cats?

1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave their hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.

Conclusion: Cats are small women in fur coats

“Meow”

Since: May 07

Yacking up a topix hairball

#710 Dec 9, 2010
Voyeur wrote:
What, Exactly, Are Cats?
1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave their hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.
Conclusion: Cats are small women in fur coats
Yep! That's it.
Sapper12-Alpha

Anchorage, AK

#711 Dec 9, 2010
Captain O wrote:
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That's right, Sappy. John is here to expose you being trailer trash and a baby killer.
Got it?
Got what? I'm not the least bit intimidated by your weak little attempt to sound tough.
John

Glendale, AZ

#712 Dec 10, 2010
Sapper12-Alpha wrote:
<quoted text>Got what? I'm not the least bit intimidated by your weak little attempt to sound tough.
you should be captain is more of a man than you will ever be and he has not even killed any childrennnn
John

Ada, OK

#713 Dec 10, 2010
im captains sex slave.tonight he's bringing the tribe over to take turns on me oh goody oh goody oh goody

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#714 Aug 27, 2013
Little Cat wrote:
<quoted text>
Yep! That's it.
Hello Little Cat!

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#715 Nov 10, 2014
John wrote:
im captains sex slave.tonight he's bringing the tribe over to take turns on me oh goody oh goody oh goody
Yes you are John! Buffalo man
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#716 Nov 10, 2014
Voyeur wrote:
<quoted text>Hello Little Cat!
hi Voyeur :) where are you ?

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#717 Nov 11, 2014
andet1987 wrote:
<quoted text>
hi Voyeur :) where are you ?
Prob on the trail again?
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#718 Nov 11, 2014
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>
Prob on the trail again?
hi Ricky F :) what does prob on the trail mean ?

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#719 Nov 14, 2014
andet1987 wrote:
<quoted text>
hi Ricky F :) what does prob on the trail mean ?
Voyeur is riding on Donkey who's very slow and he's probably ducking gunfire from the cartel near the border Texas?

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