how to eat a corn dog

Chicago, IL

#1 Jul 9, 2014

Since: Sep 11


#2 Jul 9, 2014

shucking corn like a porn star

Since: Apr 13

Scappoose, Oregon USA

#3 Jul 16, 2014
Put a dab of miracle whip on the end. Then holding the stick in your fist, you tilt your head back and slowly lower the corn dog up to your lips and then with your tongue, flicks the miracle whip off of it ever so quickly. Then and only then do you lower it into your mouth, closing your lips about it and savoring the feeling of it as you continue to push it in,. Then and only then do you slowly, sensuously, take a bite and eat it very slowly... LoL

Chicago, IL

#4 Jul 16, 2014

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