Hold it. You said a Catholic priest, a Boy Scout leader and a Sheetrock technician...<quoted text>
I'm totally obsessed why his magnificence, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I even dream of him, stop lying and boo hooing. Your religion is a criminal lie, a plague on humanity and must be exposed.
A Catholic priest, a Boy Scout leader and a Sheetrock technician take some boys out on an adventure trip. On the flight over, there is engine trouble and the plane is about to go down.
"We have a problem", says the pilot. "There are only three parachutes!"
The Boy Scout leader suggests they give them to the boys.
"Screw the boys," shouts the Sheetrock technician.
"Is there time?" asks the priest.
Where the hell did the pilot come in?
What do you call a black guy that flies an airplane?