Prove there's a god.

“LOL Really?”

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#731692 May 16, 2014
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Impressive memory.
Should I be scared?
Probably…
Never be scared.

Always be prepared.

This guy came up to me at school last year and said, "I hear you have a photographic memory."

I said, "No. I have a pornographic memory and I saw what you were doing last night. Stop that."

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#731693 May 16, 2014
Divinity Surgeon wrote:
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He was projecting unto me. It's ok, I'm the original scape goat.
Unto?

Are you sure it wasn't onto?
ROCCO

Indio, CA

#731694 May 16, 2014
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Perhaps you are confusing census with consensus.
If so, I absolutely agree.
Nope. You're out of your senses.

Show me a 2012 census.

Not nonsense.

Since: Jan 11

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#731695 May 16, 2014
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Oh shit, I didn't see that. Thanks for correcting me.
So according to the U.S. Census Bureau, there are 16,210,000 atheists in America.
No, according the the U.S. Census Bureau, 1,621,000 is an adjusted estimate for the number of people who self identified as atheists when asked about their religious affiliation in 2008.

That, in no way, tells you how many atheists there were in 2008.
That means atheists in America equal to .05% of the population, not .000005%, as I previously stated
1,621,000 is roughly .005% of today's population, but that is not anywhere close to the percentage of atheists in America today.
I stand corrected.
(Did you see what I did just there, Divinity Surgeon?)
Honesty...
Don't sit down just yet.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#731696 May 16, 2014
BenAdam wrote:
ROFLMOA
Your constant kissing GW, Viking and Nano's asses was "ridicule" ?
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Well what can I say, GW, Viking and Nano's asses taste like German chocolate cake.......
Mangia bene.

“LOL Really?”

Since: Oct 10

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#731697 May 16, 2014
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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My cat shit in the bathtub.
Dibs on the band name !!!

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#731698 May 16, 2014
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>Yes!

*cringes in horror*

I lied.

*fears punishment*

Norway does produce some pretty good beer.

*Heavens to Betsy*

They even have frozen water, called "ice cubes".

*Heavens to Murgatroyd*

Can you find it in your black, icy heart to forgive me???????
What's the point?

Now you've lied about my heart.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#731699 May 16, 2014
ROCCO wrote:
ROCCO wrote:
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Not an invitation extended to me, but here's one for starters:
http://militaryatheists.org/atheists-in-foxho ...
Not a bad number, is it, given your claim of only 1610 atheists in the whole USA?
<quoted text>
He only showed you one error, which you then erroneously miscalculated, which I then recalculated properly.
You've chosen not to acknowledge the data you asked IANS for, so I've included it in the above post and herein:
http://militaryatheists.org/atheists-in-foxho ..
Lots of atheists have defended our country. View the link.
Zip it.

&sn s=em

“Spelin 'n' tpyin...”

Since: Feb 08

...are my strong suits!

#731700 May 16, 2014
Divinity Surgeon wrote:
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Lol.
It's doing what it's designed to do, obviously... especially that AGI thingy.

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#731701 May 16, 2014
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>It came from an ancient "knowing". If you doubt me----ASK her yourself....You will see. I have no need for dramatics. I am more inclined to see that which has been revealed by the mentor's tests. Your interference is of little concern. You are nobody....and I am not much more....except that I know.
:)
:-)
ROCCO

Indio, CA

#731702 May 16, 2014
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Misused? No.
Misunderstood? Yes.
The one thing you'll notice about me is that I will admit when I've made a mistake or when I've learned something new. You don't see a whole lot of that going on here…
Your misunderstanding resulted in your misuse, and subsequent arguing with others with factually incorrect data caused already bad relationships with you to become yet worse.

Perhaps you'll try harder in the future to understand matters correctly so as not to be able to use that as an excuse for having misused them.

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#731703 May 16, 2014
River Tam wrote:
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Is that really on the Census form? I've never seen one.
I wonder what my parents answered about my religion. I may be considered a Christian as far as the government is concerned.
I wonder what they answered about my masturbation frequency. I hope they were guessing...
Lol. Very funny :)

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#731704 May 16, 2014
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>Unto?

Are you sure it wasn't onto?
Not in Middle English.

I can write in Middle English or British English if I want, irregardless of your astounding ignorance.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#731705 May 16, 2014
River Tam wrote:
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Because it's not really anybody else's business, is it? If you really want to know, visit me and let me lie to you in person.
<quoted text>
I'm not always truthful. I always tell you when I'm lying though.
<quoted text>
Your address?
<quoted text>
You'll work it out. I did.
<quoted text>
Tolerance leads to acceptance which then leads to friendship. I know many straight white Christian men. They got past my veneer of lesbian, atheist, strange girl. Well, I can't say their completely past the strange part yet. We're working on it.
<quoted text>
You can say critical things about gay people. I do.
You can say critical things about black people. I do.
I do it on an individual basis though.
1. Visit you? Like I would go to Korea…

2. Don't ever tell me when you're truthful, I can figure it out.

C. I agree, tolerance does lead to acceptance. I have coworkers that are gay, atheist and even black. Actually, there's one coworker that is gay, atheist AND black. You'd think that would be RR's greatest enemy, but we actually get along pretty good

4. I also do it only on an individual level, except if you count the Topix Atheist! thing (thank you, scar). Is it too late to call my bad?

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#731706 May 16, 2014
Riverside Redneck really, really *hated* this post, because Goddess and Nature religions don’t rely on fear and threats of eternal damnation. Apparently, so did Topix, because it’s been taken down.

So here it is again. Scream on in rage, li’l christians, scream on in rage!

From the “Charge of Aradia”:

“Be true to your own beliefs, and keep to the Ways, beyond all obstacles. For ours is the key to the mysteries and the cycle of rebirth, which opens the way to the Womb of Enlightenment.

“I am the spirit of witches all, and this is joy and peace and harmony. In life does the Queen of all witches reveal the knowledge of Spirit. And from death does the Queen deliver you to peace and renewal....

“Give offerings all to She who is our Mother. For She is the beauty of the Green-Wood, and the light of the Moon among the Stars, and the mystery which gives life, and always calls us to come together in Her name. Let Her worship be the ways within your heart, for all acts of love and pleasure gain favor with the Goddess.”

In the Old Ways, we don't use fear. We don't need to. We wouldn't *want* to. We have no Hell, we have no "ice chains," we have no "lakes of fire," none of that. That's christian; and it's sick.

I thank my (metaphorical) gods that I'm no christian.

I’m betting this’ll make Arr Arr’s eyes bleed again.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#731707 May 16, 2014
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Everything has to be spelled out for you, doesn't it?
Actually, yes. This one time, in band camp, I was working on their computer and it told me "to proceed, press any key".

Did you know that on the QWERTY keyboard there is no "any" key?

Confucius say confoosed.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#731708 May 16, 2014
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Zip it.
Didn't your mom teach you how to zip it yourself?

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#731709 May 16, 2014
Hukt on Fonix wrote:
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About the IP addy...
I'm glad to hear you say that. I hope it's true... and don't think it isn't.
That's one of the last things anyone needs to worry about when it comes to the current discussion. It's the "social tactic" that's most effective and you've experience it firsthand.
And since I'm on it, and just to run my mouth...
Some net savvy joker sets up a website and has full control over it.
Said joker then visits Topix and submits a post with a link to the website.
You click the link. Your computer is communication with their computer... directly, in so far as the server/client relationship goes.
The joker has your IP addy.
If that sort of thing scares you, then this ain't the place for you.
NOW! How ya like that bitch!
<SNORT>
LOL!
It's really just that easy for those of us that are really capable and want to cross that line isn't it?
I might add---Just like Wizards, Magicians, Hackers, ETC. ETC.....of which I am "all of the above" and any endeavor would actually be a very effortless feat for me.....but I have scruples, and will not cross that line of common decency.
I will just leave it at that.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#731710 May 16, 2014
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Well?
Dov''e?
<quoted text>
I don't want to know the details of your showertime sex games.
Dove è(dov''e) il tuo Gesù? Where is your jesus? I'm still waiting.
Are you two playing "Drop the Soap" again?
Okay, you know that I can't talk your France-talk.

But everyone knows that you're not fully clean unless you're Zestfully clean.
ROCCO

Indio, CA

#731711 May 16, 2014
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Do you want to hear about the time I flew a rocket ship to Jupiter? I really did, really. I know you won't believe me, but that's just because you're an atheist.
On a side note, a more important note, what's your favorite soup?
What's your favorite color vest?

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