Prove there's a god.
IPSEC

Bedford, TX

#729253 May 13, 2014
RiversideRedneck wrote:
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Yeah, that's great.
Jesus and I have a relationship, be jealous.
<quoted text>
You are assuming that either we are gay or we are playing baseball. You're also assuming that either one is "bad".
So which is it?
You're lying again. She never implied that there was anything wrong with bottom or top.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#729254 May 13, 2014
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Got any evidence of your god?
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Got any evidence that praying
I don't pray; I've made this clear to you repeatedly. You just won't accept that, will you?

See Arr Arr create his own reality!!
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text> while naked to the full moon surrounding a rock circle with a fire in the middle is effective in any way?
It's fun. You're welcome to dropping to your knees in front of your pastor inside of some church; I'll continue to dance naked in the light of a full moon.

The whole point is, I do not DEMAND that you believe as I do; you DEMAND that I believe as you do, under threat of eternal damnation. Fuck that. And you, too, while you're at it.

Why do you demand that I answer your questions while you refuse to answer any of mine?

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#729255 May 13, 2014
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>You expect us to believe that your granny was psychokinetic?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha, that's funny.
Not at all. I believe in psychosomatic healing as well as illness. All well documented, no Sky Daddy required.
IPSEC

Bedford, TX

#729256 May 13, 2014
RiversideRedneck wrote:
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Yeah, that's great.
Jesus and I have a relationship, be jealous.
<quoted text>
"Jesus", not "Jésus", your mom's gardener.
Oh, Joshua.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#729257 May 13, 2014
Divinity Surgeon wrote:

You haven't told us how an iPhone works.
So what? That challenge was never presented. The question was asked if I know how an iPhone works. I responded, "yes".
You've dropped the Dahmer "discussion", to be fair you have admitted to being an idiot so I'm ok with it.


Because you fools claim that Dahmer was a Christian all of his life, you've never backed that up…
You haven't shown a shred of evidence that might get anyone to even half believe that you've actually read the bible.
Only because what I say is contradictory to what you believe.
You have not addressed any of your lies or why you feel the need to change other people's posts in order to try to make yourself appear to be right.


I have been presented with absolutely zero lies from me. Not one, zero.

If you claim that you know of a lie that I've stated, by all means present it.
Those will do for a start.


Your accusations and blameless assertions is not what most people would consider "a start".

Oh yeah, you still haven't proved your alleged god exists but you have dictated many words (to Siri) in an attempt to deflect the issue.
Who says I have to prove God to you?

I have said many, many, many, many times that proof of God is never going to come from me, that's between you and God.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#729258 May 13, 2014
Divinity Surgeon wrote:
Interesting link.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#729260 May 13, 2014
IPSEC wrote:
Wait, it's 10:54PM PDT in the Inland Empire, Valley Boy.
Nope. It's 11:12.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#729261 May 13, 2014
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
....or 'Jesus'.
They just can't do it.
I do it as a sign of disrespect for your cult.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#729262 May 13, 2014
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
You *really don't* understand what I'm telling you, do you?
Try reading it again; sound the words out if it helps.
"Hey, dummy?*YOU* are only one god away from being an atheist."
No man, I hear what you're saying, it's just a whole bunch of bullshit.

Please give me one definition, ANY DEFINITION, of theist that says "you must believe in all gods".

Go.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#729263 May 13, 2014
It aint necessarily so wrote:
Of the two of us, you're the one in hell, and you're already there
The Topix Atheist! says hell is real…

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#729264 May 13, 2014
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
You've never been to a Star Wars convention, have you? Those people are scary.
On a slightly related matter....
Who was the dumbass who translated the bible into Klingonese?
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
The people at Star Wars conventions and the people that translate Klingon into English are devoted fans of science-fiction.
No shit? Wow; going to detective school really payed off for you, didn't it? Money well spent.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>You know, the Topix Atheist! people?
Once again, you attempt to make a connection where there is none. I guess your war with reality is proceeding as planned.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#729265 May 13, 2014
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
You aren't capable.
You are culpable.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#729266 May 13, 2014
IPSEC wrote:
Apparently not. Your tiny tool is still flaccid.
Oh!

A little dick joke!

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#729268 May 13, 2014
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Pray tell, what challenges am I my currently avoiding?
"Prove there's a god;" *that* challenge.

Go.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#729269 May 13, 2014
IPSEC wrote:
Smarter tag me?
"Than".

The word you were looking for is "than"...

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#729270 May 13, 2014
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>So what? That challenge was never presented. The question was asked if I know how an iPhone works. I responded, "yes".

[QUOTE] You've dropped the Dahmer "discussion", to be fair you have admitted to being an idiot so I'm ok with it. "



Because you fools claim that Dahmer was a Christian all of his life, you've never backed that up…

[QUOTE] You haven't shown a shred of evidence that might get anyone to even half believe that you've actually read the bible. "

Only because what I say is contradictory to what you believe.

[QUOTE] You have not addressed any of your lies or why you feel the need to change other people's posts in order to try to make yourself appear to be right. "



I have been presented with absolutely zero lies from me. Not one, zero.

If you claim that you know of a lie that I've stated, by all means present it.

[QUOTE] Those will do for a start. "



Your accusations and blameless assertions is not what most people would consider "a start".

[QUOTE]
Oh yeah, you still haven't proved your alleged god exists but you have dictated many words (to Siri) in an attempt to deflect the issue.
"

Who says I have to prove God to you?

I have said many, many, many, many times that proof of God is never going to come from me, that's between you and God.
*meltdown sequence has commenced*

Why are you in this thread then?

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#729271 May 13, 2014
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Then do it.(Explain how an iPod works.)
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
No.
Google is free in 158 countries…
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Pray tell, what challenges am I my currently avoiding?
That one, among others.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#729272 May 13, 2014
RiversideRedneck wrote:
but nowhere should it be capitalized unless it's at the beginning of a sentence or if it's referred to as a proper noun.
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
I'll capitalize anydamn thing I want, and you ain't got jack shit to say about it.
If you want to *look* retarded, that's on you.

If you *are* retarded, your parents probably did too much heroin…

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#729273 May 13, 2014
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
It's hard to get good aim on the big brave Taliban muslims when they're hiding behind children. War sucks, but sometimes there's no alternative.
<quoted text>
Holy shit balls, Lord Almighty.
The Topix Atheist! had faith?!?!?!?!?!
Say it ain't necessarily so…
"Faith" does not apply solely to your shitwad religion.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#729274 May 13, 2014
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Let's see evidence for your "goddess".…
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Metaphor, Arr Arr. Remember?
Goooooood excuse.

*thumbs up*

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