Prove there's a god.

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#729087 May 13, 2014
IPSEC wrote:
<quoted text>Ah, Riverside.

The Riverside County bad check restitution program. Haha

http://www.checkprogram.com/staticwebsites/ri...

It must be a real sheethole.

http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/ca/riverside...

Crimes per square mile:

Riverside - 152

California - 92

USA - 39.3

The crime rate in Riverside is considerably higher than the national average across all communities in America from the largest to the smallest. The chance of becoming a victim of either violent or property crime in Riverside is 1 in 25. Based on FBI crime data, Riverside is not one of the safest communities in America. Relative to California, Riverside has a crime rate that is higher than 86% of the state's cities and towns of all sizes.

From our analysis, we discovered that violent crime in Riverside occurs at a rate higher than in most communities of all population sizes in America. The chance that a person will become a victim of a violent crime in Riverside; such as armed robbery, aggravated assault, rape or murder; is 1 in 224. This equates to a rate of 4 per one thousand inhabitants.

Importantly, we found that Riverside has one of the highest rates of motor vehicle theft in the nation according to our analysis of FBI crime data. This is compared to communities of all sizes, from the smallest to the largest. In fact, your chance of getting your car stolen if you live in Riverside is one in 210.

A perfect spot for our demented Valley Boy (With apologies to Frank)

Valley Boy
He's a Valley Boy
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
He's a Valley Boy
In a Bible store
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
He's a Valley Boy
And there is no cure.

Like, OH MY GOD!
Like-TOTALLY
Riverside is like SO BITCHEN
There's like violent crime
And like all these auto thefts
I love going into like churches and stuff
It's like so BITCHEN cuz like everybody's like
Super-super nice...
It's like so BITCHEN..,

On Main Street, there he goes
He just Siri'd some bitchen posts.
Tosses his head 'n flips his hair
He's got a whole bunch of nothin' in there

Valley Boy
He's a Valley Boy
Okay. fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
He's a Valley Boy
So sweet 'n pure
It's really sad
Like my GED teacher
He's like
He's like Mr. BU-FU
We're talking Lord God King BU-FU
I am SO SURE
He's like so Jesusy
He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
It's like totally disgusting
I'm like so sure
It's like BARF ME OUT...
Gag me with a spoon!

Last idea to cross his mind
Had something to do with where to find
A holy dildo to fit his butt
And where to get his foreskin cut

So like I go into this like Synagogue place, y'know
And I wanted like to get my foreskin done
And the mohel like goes., oh my God, your foreskin
Is like so GRODY
It was like really embarrassing
He's like OH MY GOD, like BAG THAT FORESKIN
I'm like sure...
He goes, uh, I don't know if I can handle this, y'know.
I was like really embarassed...

Valley BOY
He's a Valley BOY
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
He's a Valley Boy
And there is no cure

Like my wife is like a total space cadet
She asked me do the dishes and
CLEAN the chicken coop
I am sure
That's like GROSS
BARF OUT'
OH MY GOD
So I hit her!

Hi!
Uh-huh...(Valley Boy)
My name?
My name is Riverside Redneck (Valley Boy)
Uh-huh
That's right, Redneck (Valley Boy)
Uh-huh .
I know (Valley Boy)
It's like ...
I do not talk funny ...
I'm sure (Valley Boy)
Whatsa matter with the way I talk?(Valley Boy)
I am a VAL, I know
But I live in like in a really good part of Riverside so it's okay (Valley Boy)
So like, I don't know
I'm like freaking out totally
Oh my God!

Hi - I have to go to the dentist
I'm getting my tooth cleaned.
Yes, tooth.
That's going to be really like a total bummer
I'm freaking out
I'm SURE
It's the first time.
It's so gross ..
All black and rotten
But like, I don't know, it's going to be cool
Valley Boy!
*raucous applause*

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#729088 May 13, 2014
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>Aspergers..........
Please leave us AS folks out of this mess. <smile>

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#729089 May 13, 2014
IPSEC wrote:
<quoted text>Ah, Riverside.
The Riverside County bad check restitution program. Haha
http://www.checkprogram.com/staticwebsites/ri...
It must be a real sheethole.
http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/ca/riverside...
Crimes per square mile:
Riverside - 152
California - 92
USA - 39.3
The crime rate in Riverside is considerably higher than the national average across all communities in America from the largest to the smallest. The chance of becoming a victim of either violent or property crime in Riverside is 1 in 25. Based on FBI crime data, Riverside is not one of the safest communities in America. Relative to California, Riverside has a crime rate that is higher than 86% of the state's cities and towns of all sizes.
From our analysis, we discovered that violent crime in Riverside occurs at a rate higher than in most communities of all population sizes in America. The chance that a person will become a victim of a violent crime in Riverside; such as armed robbery, aggravated assault, rape or murder; is 1 in 224. This equates to a rate of 4 per one thousand inhabitants.
Importantly, we found that Riverside has one of the highest rates of motor vehicle theft in the nation according to our analysis of FBI crime data. This is compared to communities of all sizes, from the smallest to the largest. In fact, your chance of getting your car stolen if you live in Riverside is one in 210.
A perfect spot for our demented Valley Boy (With apologies to Frank)
Valley Boy
He's a Valley Boy
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
He's a Valley Boy
In a Bible store
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
He's a Valley Boy
And there is no cure.
Like, OH MY GOD!
Like-TOTALLY
Riverside is like SO BITCHEN
There's like violent crime
And like all these auto thefts
I love going into like churches and stuff
It's like so BITCHEN cuz like everybody's like
Super-super nice...
It's like so BITCHEN..,
On Main Street, there he goes
He just Siri'd some bitchen posts.
Tosses his head 'n flips his hair
He's got a whole bunch of nothin' in there
Valley Boy
He's a Valley Boy
Okay. fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
He's a Valley Boy
So sweet 'n pure
It's really sad
Like my GED teacher
He's like
He's like Mr. BU-FU
We're talking Lord God King BU-FU
I am SO SURE
He's like so Jesusy
He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
It's like totally disgusting
I'm like so sure
It's like BARF ME OUT...
Gag me with a spoon!
Last idea to cross his mind
Had something to do with where to find
A holy dildo to fit his butt
And where to get his foreskin cut
So like I go into this like Synagogue place, y'know
And I wanted like to get my foreskin done
And the mohel like goes., oh my God, your foreskin
Is like so GRODY
It was like really embarrassing
He's like OH MY GOD, like BAG THAT FORESKIN
I'm like sure...
He goes, uh, I don't know if I can handle this, y'know.
I was like really embarassed...
Valley BOY
He's a Valley BOY
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
He's a Valley Boy
And there is no cure
Like my wife is like a total space cadet
She asked me do the dishes and
CLEAN the chicken coop
I am sure
That's like GROSS
BARF OUT'
OH MY GOD
So I hit her!
Hi!
Uh-huh...(Valley Boy)
My name?
My name is Riverside Redneck (Valley Boy)
Uh-huh
That's right, Redneck (Valley Boy)
Uh-huh .
I know (Valley Boy)
It's like ...
I do not talk funny ...
I'm sure (Valley Boy)
Whatsa matter with the way I talk?(Valley Boy)
I am a VAL, I know
But I live in like in a really good part of Riverside so it's okay (Valley Boy)
So like, I don't know
I'm like freaking out totally
Oh my God!
Hi - I have to go to the dentist
I'm getting my tooth cleaned.
Yes, tooth.
That's going to be really like a total bummer
I'm freaking out
I'm SURE
It's the first time.
It's so gross ..
All black and rotten
But like, I don't know, it's going to be cool
Valley Boy!
ROFLMAO

Bitchin' Song !

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#729090 May 13, 2014
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>Do bring up all those records and prove how much you know about his history then -"history buff" BS artist.
You are getting to sound just like the GW idiot braggart. Are you bring fed from that toxic well?
"History buff" -*scoffs, laughs and snorts*

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#729091 May 13, 2014
It aint necessarily so wrote:
<quoted text>
What would be the point in providing him evidence? You can't teach a man anything without his cooperation, and certainly not something he has a stake in not understanding. Intellectual dead weight: It's like rolling a boulder uphill
"If someone doesn’t value evidence, what evidence are you going to provide to prove they should value it? If someone doesn’t value logic, what logical argument could you provide to show the importance of logic? Water is two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen. What if someone says,“Well, that’s not how I choose to think about water"? All we can do is appeal to scientific values. And if he doesn’t share those values, the conversation is over." - Sam Harris
It's hilarious watching you suggest that somebody else might not be logical.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#729092 May 13, 2014
Scrooge wrote:
<quoted text>
No one in human history has ever provided proof for the existence of supernatural deities. You've proven that you're dangerously delusional and should be institutionalized, kid.
i did not read i single word you posted above.

i already know your response. all evil words from an evil person. you are just wasting your time.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#729093 May 13, 2014
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>Do bring up all those records and prove how much you know about his history then -"history buff" BS artist.
You are getting to sound just like the GW idiot braggart. Are you bring fed from that toxic well?
I am reminded of a common professorial critique : "Where is your bibliography ?"

"Why did you only show one side of the argument in your thesis ?" is the next most common critique... or in the short version, "How did even get through your first semester without understanding what 'compare and contrast' means ?"

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#729094 May 13, 2014
BenAdam wrote:
<quoted text>You caught her, Luci is actually a Muslim.

ROFLMAO
Lol. If I was, I'd be dead.

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#729095 May 13, 2014
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>He and Bundy were acting on primal urges they didn't understand.

http://dogcare.dailypuppy.com/dogs-roll-dead-...

The necrophilia was their lizard brain, primal pleasure reinforcing what successful hunters they were. It made them feel brave enough to kill again.
Lizard brain huh?

*nano wins, ttotw*

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#729096 May 13, 2014
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>
Irregardless--Humongous IS a non-word slang. Just like you harassed me about in those earlier posts bozo.
But "irregardless" is not a word. "Regardless" means "without regard;" what would *ir*-regardless mean?

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#729097 May 13, 2014
reply mail wrote:
<quoted text>
Did your Satan cause you to be this hateful?
I don't have a "Satan," porter, he belongs to you christians; enjoy!

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#729098 May 13, 2014
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>It's hilarious watching you suggest that somebody else might not be logical.
Your argument is invalid. All of them are until you provide evidence of a human with the brain of a lizard.

I like your paranoid delusion stories better than regurgitated ones.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#729099 May 13, 2014
reply mail wrote:
<quoted text>
No wonder you're going to Hell.
I'll say *hi* to your parents.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#729101 May 13, 2014
sweets2360 wrote:
<quoted text>
The only way you could have witnessed the "miracle" would have been if you were outside when the rain was coming down (not shopping in the store) and saw HOW the rain drops were prevented from reaching the ground. Only seeing a dry spot is NOT witnessing a miracle. Taking Jeffs word is NOT witnessing a miracle. Wake up Andet.
can't i get a little credit for being able to see 2 perfect dry semi circles which protected Jeff and his religious materials from getting wet from rain ?

you know what ? after i saw that, it never happened again, no more. it was only a one time deal.

i believe i should be given some credit for being able to WITNESS those 2 perfect dry semi circles.

also, i am sure only ME and Jeff saw those 2 perfect dry semi circles. nobody else.

of course i witnessed and saw those 2 dry semi circles, and i witnessed that Jeff and his religious materials were all dry. and of course i witnessed a real Miracle.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#729102 May 13, 2014
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Thanks for sharing your uninformed opinion.
Do you have anything else to add?
Deities are as real as Santa, Mother Nature, the Tooth Fairy, Harry Potter and unicorns.

As soon as you provide proof of this Superhero of The Universe I will admit I am wrong. AS it is all any religion has provided is stories in books. By that "proof" then one must accept that ALL religions are true. Based on the number of "believers", Catholicism is the only Real Christianity and it is wrong because Sunni Islam has more "believers".

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#729103 May 13, 2014
IPSEC wrote:
<quoted text>Hmm, glossed over your incorrect use of adverbs. Is there anything you can't try to backpedal out of, plank eye? Just finally admit it, you're an idiot.
Alright, I'll admit it, I'm an idiot.

But I'm still smarter than you…

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#729104 May 13, 2014
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>But "irregardless" is not a word. "Regardless" means "without regard;" what would *ir*-regardless mean?
It's a combination of irrespective and regardless. An adverb, sometimes used humorously.

Word web pro.

Not a popular word but an official English word since the 19th century, all the same.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#729105 May 13, 2014
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Yet, you claimed your granny did Moses magic.
xD
Schizo any?
"Mind over matter" is a powerful human phenomena. No SkyDaddy required, psycho.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#729106 May 13, 2014
IPSEC wrote:
<quoted text>Pointing out one of your lies is like trying to point out a specific grain of sand at the beach.
A common excuse…

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#729107 May 13, 2014
Ghost Writer 2 You wrote:
<quoted text>.....
Scrooge is just another troll out to piss on everyone's parade.
What, and you're not?

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/bibles...

Which one?

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