Prove there's a god.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#721319 Apr 26, 2014
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
Perhaps she was another mud person who had the Breath of Life pushed into her.
I mean, if Adam can get depressed because Teh God only gave him animals, why not Cain?
It's not like he ate the fuckingfruit.
Cain: "Yo God, can I get a bitch down here or what?"
Cain's wife was a man.

<smile>

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#721321 Apr 26, 2014
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>Being a lesbian is not a requirement when having sex with River (me).

As long as you're female, I can teach you what third base really means.

RR's head would explode.

;-p
Could you now? Hm, tempting..

It'd be worth it to see his head explode but I think it already has.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#721322 Apr 26, 2014
River Tam wrote:
<quoted text>
Eve was a man unless magic ensued.
"Mitochondrial Eve" is a population, not an individual. While Dr. Stoneking's work points to a common small ancestral population his argument that it proved that population was in Africa is extremely flawed.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#721323 Apr 26, 2014
Divinity Surgeon wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, there is an awful lot of magic in the bible.
You call it magic, Christians call it miracles, I call it maize.

LOL

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#721324 Apr 26, 2014
scaritual wrote:
I had a corn muffin with the Eye of Horus on it. Does that count ?

LOL

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#721325 Apr 26, 2014
Pokay wrote:
<quoted text>They would go ballistic only if someone tried to enforce those laws. That was my point.
What if they made masturbation illegal and put cameras in everyone's home to enforce those laws? We'd all be looking for a loophole.
Religion isn't the only controversial issue that would cause ballisticness.
I think religion should be treated like sex. Practice it in private, not in public and especially not in front of children and definitely don't try and force it on those who don't want it.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#721326 Apr 26, 2014
Divinity Surgeon wrote:
<quoted text>
Pmsl.
You know, if I was a lesbian I'd want you so bad.
<3

I want to adopt her.

“You Can't Throw MeTo TheWolves”

Since: May 10

THEY COME WHEN I CALL

#721329 Apr 26, 2014
Divinity Surgeon wrote:
<quoted text>
"She wasn't considered important enough by the author."
That was his "expert" answer?
Holey snappin' duckshit!
That's not an answer.
Ghost Writer 2 You wrote:
<quoted text>
Okay "Miss Theologian 2014" (who spelled "Holy" as "holey" lol) tell me why it's not the answer. Before you answer, be advised that I'm going to ask you to cite your knowledge of ancient Hebrew culture and how that culture affected the way authors wrote. That's what I base my answer on. Historical and cultural knowledge.
Go.
You don’t have the balls to give an honest answer.

An honest answer:“I don’t know where Cain’s wife came from; Genesis does not address this, and my pride won't allow me to admit that I don't know. It is just one of many flaws of the Bible, which proves that it is just a collection of various manuscripts that were not well thought out, and therefore it is not really the ‘Word of God.’ We really have no reason to believe *any* of it. We christians are just too afraid not to believe it.”

See how easy that would have been?

“You Can't Throw MeTo TheWolves”

Since: May 10

THEY COME WHEN I CALL

#721330 Apr 26, 2014
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
The proof is in the videos and the accompanying articles.
You have bee led to water, old horse; it's up to you to drink or not. You have chosen not.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
No. The video shows people beating and burning other people.
You have no credibility.

You see the proof, and you deny its existence even as you look at it.

You are at war with reality.

“You Can't Throw MeTo TheWolves”

Since: May 10

THEY COME WHEN I CALL

#721331 Apr 26, 2014
Ghost Writer 2 You wrote:
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Your quiz is whiz (piss). The order of angels isn't important.
Anything you can't answer is "unimportant."

I can see where this is headed.

Your challenges are unimportant.

“You Can't Throw MeTo TheWolves”

Since: May 10

THEY COME WHEN I CALL

#721333 Apr 26, 2014
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Brilliant. Bravo!
Brilliant as mud.
But that's the kind of thing that appeals to you.
And your war with reality goes on.

“You Can't Throw MeTo TheWolves”

Since: May 10

THEY COME WHEN I CALL

#721334 Apr 26, 2014
Ghost Writer 2 You wrote:
<quoted text>
Have a good night.:)
I won't be here either. Movie night with the kids. Wreck-it Ralph and The Croods.:)
We'll check on these nuts tomorrow for the latest humor.:)
So the two of you retire for the evening (so you say) to...lick each other's wounds.
ChristINSANITY is EVIL

Windsor, Canada

#721335 Apr 26, 2014
Ghost Writer 2 You wrote:
<quoted text>
For what it's worth, I also think those people really are nuts. They read the bible literally and choose to believe it in all of it's literalism. In that, they're as nutty as atheists who read it literally and choose to reject it based on the literal interpretations. Both are clueless.
/QUOTE

I reject the buyBULL in its entirety as it's all load of MYTHolgical garbage,
besides being inadmissible here for proof anyway..
now
can you prove god or not?

www.skepticsannotatedbible.com

“You Can't Throw MeTo TheWolves”

Since: May 10

THEY COME WHEN I CALL

#721336 Apr 26, 2014
Ghost Writer 2 You wrote:
<quoted text>Your quiz is whiz (piss). The order of angels isn't important. It's like an extra credit question on a quiz. Trivial. The fact that you're trying to make important is laughable. The only reason you're doing so is for some "tit-for-tat" competition. You want to feel justified in refusing my challenge regarding Genesis 15 and the Gospels. Fine. I'll answer your stupid little game on one single condition:

YOU WILL answer my challenge as well. You're not above me and you're not too good to be challenged by me. Post your quiz again. I'll let you pick me apart on it. Then I get to do the SAME to YOU.

Deal?:D
Aerobatty wrote:
<quoted text>
You're in for an ass whoopin'.
I've already spanked him a couple of times; my hand was stinging so much, I had to put some ice on it.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#721337 Apr 26, 2014
Pope John XXIII and Pope John Paul II will be canonized. Both will become saints. one requirement to become a saint is being able to perform a Miracle. Pope John XXIII performed one Miracle. Pope John Paul II performed two Miracles. They will be canonized April 27, 2014, that is tomorrow Sunday.

Miracles do happen. Miracles are proof of God's presence. God is real.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#721339 Apr 26, 2014
andet1987 wrote:
Pope John XXIII and Pope John Paul II will be canonized. Both will become saints. one requirement to become a saint is being able to perform a Miracle. Pope John XXIII performed one Miracle. Pope John Paul II performed two Miracles. They will be canonized April 27, 2014, that is tomorrow Sunday.
Miracles do happen. Miracles are proof of God's presence. God is real.
Christian ideas of miracles are really pathetic for a supposed almighty deity.

"I bought a tube of Lanacane at the drug store! It's proof Jesus is God!" - Andet

ROFLMAO

“Game Over”

Since: Oct 10

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#721340 Apr 26, 2014
andet1987 wrote:
Pope John XXIII and Pope John Paul II will be canonized. Both will become saints. one requirement to become a saint is being able to perform a Miracle. Pope John XXIII performed one Miracle. Pope John Paul II performed two Miracles. They will be canonized April 27, 2014, that is tomorrow Sunday.
Miracles do happen. Miracles are proof of God's presence. God is real.
Miracle?

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/new-saints/p...

“Game Over”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#721341 Apr 26, 2014
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/new-saints/p...

The guy in the foreground, "You know, if we had anchored it to Heaven like we were supposed to, this would never have happened but the Tithes were just not there."

Oy vey

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#721342 Apr 26, 2014
scaritual wrote:
Don't be angry, lightbeanrider. Maybe some prayer would help you.
His anger has got to be at least in part for his god for appearing to tolerate so much disrespect from unbelievers. He thinks he's got a god in his corner, but has to watch it sit back and do nothing to defend its reputation, its church, its bible, or people like him that go out on a limb socially for it.

In a sense, it's pathetic. "Where is my god?," he wonders, like a dog waiting at the window for its dead master.

“Game Over”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#721343 Apr 26, 2014
Divinity Surgeon wrote:
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Could you now? Hm, tempting..
It'd be worth it to see his head explode but I think it already has.
It will be our secret but I promise you; it would be worth it regardless of that.

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