Prove there's a god.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683591 Jan 7, 2014
waaasssuuup wrote:
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ya know, i believe you may be right! i was gone for a cpl weeks and caught myself thinking about you at times and then said to myself "WTF - why do i think fondly of her when all she does is insults me all the time?!":-(
Try asking your wife.

Since: Dec 13

Location hidden

#683592 Jan 7, 2014
A Formal Satire wrote:
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Prove unicorns don't exist. When you do that, I'll prove your god doesn't either.
You are the one looking to prove something.
The burden of proof is yours, or shut up and stop fighting like a toddler.
Prove there is no God, or drop your cry baby rants.

“I never claimed to be Perfect”

Since: Nov 10

just better than yesterday

#683593 Jan 7, 2014
Rosa_Winkel wrote:
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose c0ck was so long he could s^ck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a c**t I would f**k it
Being a former Aerospace Engineer I thought I'd post it this way:

there once was a man from nantucket
who road down the highway on his rocket
the force from the blast
shoved his D!&k up his a*$,
and his balls were found in his pocket.

My apologies......

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683594 Jan 7, 2014
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!
You idiot!!
Mother o' god, you dumbfuck idiot!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!
For one thing, the sun does not revolve around the earth--Gallileo proved that it is the Earth that revolves around the sun! And christians like you wanted to burn him at the stake for proving that scientific fact!
Two: It takes the Earth 365.25 days to orbit the Sun; and *that* is why we have a leap year--an extra day, added to the Gregorian calender--every fourth February!! A calender created by Pope Gregory---a Catholic pope, whom *you* call "antichrist," while you claim that the Western calender is divinely inspired.
You just pull this brainshit out of your ass like swallowed dental floss, don't you?
Geeziz godfuck almighty, doesn't it BURN to be as stupid as you are???
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!
waaasssuuup wrote:
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It takes the Earth the extra .25 days to orbit the Sun because Joshua told it all to stand still for a day so he could completely slay the enemies of God;-)
You just contradicted your own buybull, which clearly stated that this mythical joshua person stopped THE SUN, not the earth.

(head/desk)....Mother of god.....

“I never claimed to be Perfect”

Since: Nov 10

just better than yesterday

#683595 Jan 7, 2014
*rode

stupid spell check

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683596 Jan 7, 2014
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Compared to you, Joxer the Mighty looks like a friggin' genius!!
waaasssuuup wrote:
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are you really Water Nymph who couldn't stop stalking me all these years?;-)
You found me out. Yes, I am. You have exposed my bestest, most closest-kept secret identity.

I am also Batgirl, Xena the Warrior Princess, Sarah Palin, Ellen DeGeneres, the Ghost of Smoky Joe, nanoanomally, the Pro From Dover, viking, the Spirit of Christmas Past, Countess Elizabeth Bathory, Bonnie Abzug, Hillary Clinton, Samantha Stevens, and Rachel Ray.

Y'got me, wassie, y'got me.

{...geeziz, whatta pezzo di cazo...}

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683597 Jan 7, 2014
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
No.
It is you christians who say the bible is "god's word," and that "god's word" is for *all* people.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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What Christians say that?!
All of you do. If it *isn't* the word of your god, then what's the point of it??

“I never claimed to be Perfect”

Since: Nov 10

just better than yesterday

#683598 Jan 7, 2014
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
Compared to you, Joxer the Mighty looks like a friggin' genius!!
<quoted text>
You found me out. Yes, I am. You have exposed my bestest, most closest-kept secret identity.
I am also Batgirl, Xena the Warrior Princess, Sarah Palin, Ellen DeGeneres, the Ghost of Smoky Joe, nanoanomally, the Pro From Dover, viking, the Spirit of Christmas Past, Countess Elizabeth Bathory, Bonnie Abzug, Hillary Clinton, Samantha Stevens, and Rachel Ray.
Y'got me, wassie, y'got me.
{...geeziz, whatta pezzo di cazo...}
I loved you as Xena, but couldn't you and Gabrielle done just a few more swimming scenes?

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683599 Jan 7, 2014
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
No one broke any laws.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Serving alcohol to minors.
Negative.

It was to see if they were serving minors. That's not a function of SWAT.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>Public sex in the middle of a bar.
Negative.

It was to see if anyone was engaging in public sex. Still, that is not a function of SWAT. Although you obviously feel it *should* be.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>Laws. Broken.
No Laws Broken.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683600 Jan 7, 2014
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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No you idiot.
Potentially illegal, as in "We think that bar is serving alcohol to minors".
I think you are serving alcohol to minors.

You idiot.

“It's Time. . .”

Since: Jun 13

New Holland

#683601 Jan 7, 2014
Al Garcia wrote:
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Being a former Aerospace Engineer I thought I'd post it this way:
there once was a man from nantucket
who road down the highway on his rocket
the force from the blast
shoved his D!&k up his a*$,
and his balls were found in his pocket.
My apologies......
No worries. After all, I just posted the filthiest poem I know.

ROFL!!!

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683603 Jan 7, 2014
BenAdam wrote:
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Which kills more people each year ?
Which is still used as a medicine ?
Once again you help us realize why a college education eluded you.
I think a high school diploma eluded him.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683604 Jan 7, 2014
Reverend Alan wrote:
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RR is a totalitarian Fascist alright. He only smokes cigarettes because they are legal, yeah right.
I have to wonder, which does he trust more the Bible or the Government?
He wants our government based on his bible.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683605 Jan 7, 2014
billblaze wrote:
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You are the one looking to prove something.
The burden of proof is yours, or shut up and stop fighting like a toddler.
Prove there is no God, or drop your cry baby rants.
Prove there are no flying pink elephants, or drop your crybaby rants.

“I never claimed to be Perfect”

Since: Nov 10

just better than yesterday

#683606 Jan 7, 2014
Rosa_Winkel wrote:
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People like that are the reason I've become so cynical about it all. As well as religious people who are less notorious, but I know them.
I am cynical myself Rose, but I haven't personally thrown out my beliefs because of it. Instead
I focus on trying to understand others and what has happened to them in their lives to get them to that point. I've posted on here many times that I myself have been hurt by just as many "Christians" as I have "others" but I still continue on my mission of faith and understanding. It's just what I do.

Catcher1

Since: Sep 10

Redondo Beach, CA

#683607 Jan 7, 2014
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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I think a high school diploma eluded him.
The Redneck tells us he dropped out of school, then later got his high school degree.

You can believe that, or not.

I don't.

I think he's a self-made ignoramus.

“It's Time. . .”

Since: Jun 13

New Holland

#683608 Jan 7, 2014
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Prove there are no flying pink elephants, or drop your crybaby rants.
I can't prove that, but I can prove that there are unicorns. It's just that rhinoceroses aren't as pretty as the legend, but they do have one horn.
http://www.awf.org/wildlife-conservation/rhin...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinoceros

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#683609 Jan 7, 2014
Al Garcia wrote:
<quoted text>I loved you as Xena, but couldn't you and Gabrielle done just a few more swimming scenes?
"Well, listen to my story 'bout Gabrielle,
A cute little gal that's lookin' really swell.

Perfect hair, such a lovely lass,
nice round breasts and a firm young--

Hi, Al!
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#683610 Jan 7, 2014
christINSANITY is EVIL wrote:
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I went out in the rain the other day and my shoes stayed completely dry,
nothing miraculous about it,just use some water repelent silicone.
miracles dont exist!
neither does god,grow up
and you think Jeff was applying silicone on the sidewalk concrete ? he is a religious person handing out religious booklets. I don't think he has time to make some tricks in order for me to believe in Miracles. he is a nice honest person. why would he do some tricks ? he is a good person. he has no money to buy those silicone, etc. he is unemployed. all he does is give to passersby his booklets and talk to people. and he never accepts any donations. so ? he has no money to buy something to trick others. no way Jose !!!

IT WAS A REAL MIRACLE !!! period !!
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#683611 Jan 7, 2014
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Divinity Surgeon wrote:
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What miracle did you experience and witness?
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And you really expect us--or anyone--to believe this utter nonsense? Was your "god" REALLY that much more interested in keeping some religious stoner's pamphlets dry rather than curing some child's leukemia?? Not only are you a liar, but you're a piss poor liar.
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you are a real witch !! you laugh inappropriately. God is with me, and God has more power than you.!!! so ? back off .

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